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This Chick Might As Well Be A Reparations ATM Machine

This Chick Might As Well Be A Reparations ATM Machine

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Look at this thing the New Bedford Guide posted on their Facebook page:

Please tell me someone out there knows her name. Pretty please? If so, please message us along with any social media and screenshots. This can be fun.

Has there ever been a sign that better sums up how useless the “peaceful protesters” were? White people suck. This is what white guilt looks like in the flesh. Ninety-nine percent chance this chick lives in a suburban white community, and she thinks this will impress black people. Spoiler alert – it won’t. If I was a black guy and I saw this chick holding that sign, the first thing I’d do is go up to her and demand reparations. She might as well be an ATM. And if she didn’t hand over that reparation check then she’d expose herself as being a fraud. Because if you truly think white people are so terrible, then open up your wallet and start fixing the problem.

I get it, there were some “good people” at this rally too. But these are the morons you chose to associate with in the name of protecting Boston from imaginary Nazis. Seriously, I’m embarrassed for you. This idiot in the White House has turned you into a shell of yourselves. He owns your brain. He makes you do stupid things you wouldn’t normally do. He’s winning.

P.S. I realize we say all the time that we hate white people, so this is kind of ironic. But we’re talking about white people like her.


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19 Comment(s)
  • September 5, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    Fine way of telling, and good paragraph to get data concerning my presentation topic,
    which i am going to convey in school.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    August 24, 2017 at 12:49 am

    Self loathing is a very dangerous thing – it leads people to do some very stupid and risky things to try and alleviate it, and almost never works.
    I think what we’re seeing here from both of the fringe groups is the dangers of organized group mental illness, which always just exacerbates and perpetuates it. Guilt, anger, fear – all of these things feed upon themselves, and the results are what we are now seeing – mass hysteria and dangerous, sometimes lethal behavior.

  • Berkshire TurtleRider
    August 22, 2017 at 6:21 am

    I was in downtown NoHo last Saturday for shopping and lunch and there were no less than 3 women (using that term loosely) that had signs and stands set up on various corners telling people they should feel guilty about white privilege. These freaks are getting out of hand. I asked one of them what possible conscious decision I could have made to be born white and she just blankly stared at me.

  • Brian
    August 21, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    Is that Amy Schumer?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    August 21, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I think she’s been on Whale Wars. Probably a sperm whale if I were to wager a guess. The bruise is probably from a Japanese harpoon.

  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    August 21, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    We saw a lot of worthless sluts on Saturday, so it’s hard to be sure. But I believe this is the chick that we spit at while screaming WHITE POWER! and waving a swastika flag. Would’ve made TB proud.

  • Fred Knessl
    August 21, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    But she’s WHITE!!!!

  • Baron von Douchebag
    August 21, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    If the color calibration on my monitor is anywhere near correct, which I think it is, then the obvious question is why this white whale hasn’t killed herself yet in a defiant act of selflessness.

    Speculatively speaking, I think this blubtard must be mentally ill. There’s really no other explanation, because even typical SJWs aren’t this demented.

  • Mongo Shepard
    August 21, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    She looks like Miss Piggy about 6 months after a failed lap-band surgery.

  • TJB
    August 21, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Of course she’s a Man hater.
    1. Fat
    2. Ugly
    3. Smells
    4. Big mouth
    No Man wants a douchecanoe.

  • Dean Wormer
    August 21, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

    • Dick Dover
      August 21, 2017 at 4:40 pm

      Zero point zero

  • Bull Conner
    August 21, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Typical mudshark. Bet she’s had more black dick in her than the urinals at the Apollo Theater.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 21, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    Is that a birthmark or a bruise?

    Either way is her best quality.

  • Stokley Carmichael
    August 21, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Fat white chicks are an object of desire for black men.
    Lucky for her she’s both.
    Otherwise she’s undateable.

  • August 21, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    then get down on your knees and prove it

  • Prove it!
    August 21, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    The only thing she would be good at is sucking ****…well you know what.

    • MadameMidlifeCrisis
      August 22, 2017 at 7:44 pm

      Naw, she’d probably use too much teeth. After all, I’d bet a fiver that she’s a feminist 2.0 that identifies as an asexual toaster that burns poptarts because fuck you! Ugh, she isn’t fit to shine shoes let alone knobs.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    August 21, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Yet another stereotypical SJW chick who’s bitter at the world because she’s too fat, stupid, and ugly for any decent, sober man to want to fuck her.

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