This Chud Dumpling Skinny Jeaned Panhandler Who Brings A Woman And Child With Him To Get More Pity Cash Can Eat My Choad
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I think we can all agree that panhandlers are funny to laugh at. They know it, we know it, everyone knows it. But you cross a line when you do this outside of the Worcester Walmart on Rt. 146:
Fuck this chud dumpling and his skinny jeans. That’s not very funny at all.
Newsflash – you don’t bring your kids panhandling. That’s rule #1 in the panhandlers code. It’s like using steroids in baseball. Anyone can just rent a couple kids, set up shop like this, and rake in all the pity cash. If I’m a panhandler in Worcester and I see this, I’m pissed. Those guys try their best to get all fucked up, go weeks without showering, and make up lies about serving in Nam on their cardboard sign.
Then all of a sudden cheddartits shows up in his skinny jeans, looking fresh as a daisy, but he’s got his secret weapon with him – his girlfriend and a child in a stroller. He probably made her hold the sign too.
Oh, and fuck his sign while we’re at it. Nothing worse than someone who doesn’t go to church but references Jesus to try to guilt catholics into not being hypocrites.
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