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This Former Princeton Postal Worker Claiming She Was Sexually Harassed By Vanessa Marcotte’s Murderer Might Be Lying But She’s So Hot And Nice I Don’t Care

This Former Princeton Postal Worker Claiming She Was Sexually Harassed By Vanessa Marcotte’s Murderer Might Be Lying But She’s So Hot And Nice I Don’t Care

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Here’s an interesting story from Masslive about a Princeton postal worker and her interaction with Vanessa Marcotte’s murderer Angelo Colon-Ortiz. It’s about a former Princeton Postal Worker named Glizelia Ribot who said she saw Vanessa Marcotte’s alleged murderer Angelo Colon-Ortiz on the Facebook machine and suddenly remembered she knew him:

Ribot, a former postal worker at the Princeton post office, recognized him immediately. Colon-Ortiz worked for FedEx delivering packages to the Princeton post office. Ribot dealt with him regularly and “it was an uncomfortable interaction,” she said. Ribot said Colon-Ortiz would usually be on a Bluetooth headset or with a partner and talking in Spanish and that he’d make sexual comments, sometimes about Ribot or the postmaster. 

“I guess he figured no one understood Spanish,” Ribot said. She did. It’s her first language. “He made some comments about how me and the postmaster looked, sexual comments,” Ribot said.  A former victim of assault, Ribot said the interactions made her uncomfortable. “I was on guard at all times and he was just very creepy,” she said. When she learned that Colon-Ortiz had been arrested by authorities in connection with Marcotte’s killing, the effect was chilling. 

Ribot, like Marcotte, is also 27. She also used to walk along the backroads of Princeton when on lunch break or eat her lunch outside under a tree. She sometimes worked alone in the morning when Colon-Ortiz would make a delivery. Marcotte’s family were familiar to her at the post office and it was known that Vanessa Marcotte would jog on Sundays, she said. When Marcotte’s body was found on Sunday evening, Aug. 7, 2016 off of Brooks Station Road, just a half-mile from Marcotte’s mother’s house, Ribot no longer felt safe in the sleepy backcountry town. “I just couldn’t be there anymore,” Ribot said. She quit her job shortly after and moved. 

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This story is fine and dandy and all, but…… the hell did this chick NOT bring this information to the police?? It’s friggin Princeton. No one lives there. And all of a sudden this shady guy shows up at the post office a bunch of times, saying all kinds of sexual things in Spanish. The postal worker is admittedly creeped out as an alleged former victim of sexual assault. Next thing you know a woman her age is raped and murdered in Princeton.

But yea, why would she mention that to the cops?

I’m just gonna come out and say it – Turtleboy thinks she’s lying. First of all, this is her:




As you can see, she is SMOKING HOT!! Right up Turtleboy’s alley. It’s perfectly believable that some sex-obsessed scumbag would look at her and ooze sex appeal.

But, that chick is clearly Latina. Anyone who ran into her would know it the second they met her. But yet she’s alleging that Angelo Ortiz tried speaking Spanish around her, assuming she couldn’t speak a lick. That makes no sense. Neither does this quote:

“It was known that Vanessa would job on Sundays.”

No, Vanessa lived in New York and was just visiting. So that’s clearly a lie. More importantly, if she works in the post office, then why would she Vanessa on Sundays? The post office isn’t open on Sundays. It’s literally the only day of the week she could say and get caught in a lie. And that’s clearly what she’s doing here.

Coincidentally this chick quit her job over this, which also makes zero sense. Did she think this guy was gonna hit up the post office for his next raping and murdering spree? I understand it would be unnerving to have an unsolved murder in your town, but the chick lives in Gardner according to her Facebook page. Gardner seems like a great place to get murdered.

Plus, check out some of her Facebook picture:


She’s in the army and she’s too afraid to work in Princeton? Pretty sure when you sign up to join the army you do so knowing there’s a chance you’re gonna end up fighting some of the most insane, homicidal lunatics this planet has to offer. So she’s down for a couple potential tours in Afghanistan but she’s too scared to work at the post office in Princeton? OK.

I don’t doubt that this chick saw this guy if she worked in the Princeton post office. It was bound to happen since he delivered packages there. Small town and all. And the sexual shit makes sense and all, but why wouldn’t she reach out to the cops about it?

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Well, apparently she heard us talking about it on the Facebook Live show and she inboxed us with her version of the story. She actually seems very nice and lovely:

So I want to start off by saying I’m a fan. Im not here to caps lock attack you lol. The reason I left my job and the whole reason was not said do to a on going case was because that June i was assaulted by my ex boyfriend. I thought I was physically and mentally prepared to return to work and I was obviously wrong …the ptsd was too much and then the murder happened. I told my boss numerous times I didn’t feel safe working there alone at certain hours. The reason I didn’t notify the cops was because there was no sketch, description or anything of who could have done it and pointing the finger at some random guy for being weird and disrespectful wasn’t the first thing on my mind. The investigators did come to the post office and only asked for strange out of the ordinary new faces which we did not have because it was all the same costumers day after day. Same costumers same employees. Shortly after i quit my job. I don’t see what being in the military have anything to do with anything. I was a victim of assault and a survivor I just wasn’t mentally healed yet to be around that. 

Alright, fair enough. It still doesn’t make much sense to me because the cops were looking for a sex pervert, and here was this sex pervert who regularly came into the post office, and she didn’t say anything? Sorry, just having a hard time processing that one. It’s usually more fun writing about these people when they suck at life, but this chick seems pretty cool. Either way, she still should’ve said something, but at least they got the guy and the Marcotte family is finally gonna get some justice.



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20 Comment(s)
  • Raymond
    April 27, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    Quits crappy government job only to realize crappy private sector jobs are less forgiving and harder, sees rare chance to regain crappy government job or at least some kind of postal worker “I talked to a future murderer on the job” now I need lifetime disability.

  • Chip Striker
    April 20, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    I don’t believe her. Well, I do believe the killer noticed her tits and probably said something, who wouldnt, but she just wants the attention, which is why she bought the tits in the first place. Bought tits, joined the army, poising for selfies with tits hanging out etc…Big murder happens in small town she works in and she wants to get her tits into the story.

    Sorry, not buying it.

  • Melon Farmer
    April 19, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    Holy fucking mother of all things fucking holy, those are some A+ melons!!! Think she knows it or was the super low-cut shirt an accident?

    Does she have a face too? Didn’t notice.

    April 19, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    “She’s a man baby, yeah”

  • rollo
    April 19, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    why the god damned hell can’t my post office have employees that look like this?

    • DeNaples 2000
      April 19, 2017 at 2:29 pm

      Sure wish she would smoke some crack with me.

  • Wabbitt
    April 19, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    The Turtleboy who wrote this must be pretty hard up. I get paid maybe once a year, and to me she looks like the typical ratchets who populate the blog.

    • Wabbitt
      April 19, 2017 at 1:44 pm

      Laid. Not paid.

      • GrandTitons
        April 19, 2017 at 1:45 pm

        Sounds like both are true.

  • frankensense
    April 19, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    So she is single?

  • April 19, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    She’s an 8 out of a 10… she can get a 9 if she has some good booty lol. She doesn’t have to be nice or smart… just quiet. That’s good enough!

    Glizelia if you’re reading this, I’m going to be honest here and say most men were probably thinking very bad thoughts about you while you were at work. You can’t change it… Men will be men. Accept it. I would rather know that then think I’m invisible.

    The only thing that confuses me is him saying things in spanish when clearly you are Latina. He would have known you understood him… So that’s either a lie or he wanted you to know what he was saying… Either way, nice tetas!!

    • GrandTitons
      April 19, 2017 at 1:44 pm

      Nice tetas? I don’t understand.

      • April 19, 2017 at 2:05 pm

        Tetas is a spanish slang word for tits.

    • True Reality Speaks
      April 19, 2017 at 5:57 pm

      There isn’t a woman alive that looks even close to that, that doesn’t know that every guy is thinking bad thoughts about her. And any woman that says she doesn’t know that is lying.

  • Mr Butthurt
    April 19, 2017 at 12:54 pm


  • Troubled Nostrils
    April 19, 2017 at 11:48 am

    I give her a 6 on a scale of 10. And if I wasn’t so damn horny right now, I’d probably rate her a 4.

    • Your name here*
      April 19, 2017 at 1:45 pm

      That’s because you’re gay and she doesn’t have a penis…as far as we know

  • Princeza groupie
    April 19, 2017 at 11:46 am

    She is reminding of a very famous entertainer.

  • Woodiculous
    April 19, 2017 at 11:26 am

    Lay off on her, TB. She isn’t a professional detective. The professional detectives specifically asked her about NEW faces, not creepy but familiar ones and she answered their questions. You can’t expect her to be clairvoyant.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 19, 2017 at 11:26 am

    The whole point of an anonymous tip line is to report weird shit. And sorry if you had a lot of shit going on but it would have been a two minute phone call saying hey check this fed ex guy out. That’s it. But what’s a little murder , no need to bother yourself with that. And there was a very specific description made public after the DNA was examined- which pretty much described the fed ex ass hat. So since she didn’t open her mouth then , I think no attention should be paid to her now. It’s unfortunate because if it’s true it could have lead to his arrest a lot sooner. So shame on her.

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