Social Justice Warriors

This Guy’s Got Jokes: Cece Telfer Says He’s At A Disadvantage Kicking The Shit Out Of Women In Track Because Estrogen Makes Him Tired


Back in February we broke the news that a dude named Craig Telfer had become Cece Telfer and was tearing shit up for Franklin Pierce College as their star hurdler and sprinter.

Since then Cece has gone on to win the National Championship in the 400 meter hurdles by over a second because he has a penis, is 6’3″, big male bones, and big male muscles.

His ginger beta male coach also tried to get other coaches fired who had a problem with the fact that his team was blatantly cheating.

But little did we know that Cece actually was at a disadvantage by going up against a bunch of girls, who were much smaller than him because they went through girl puberty and don’t have dicks. At least that’s what he said during this creampuff interview with ESPN’s Outside the Lines.

“If anything, me competing against cisgender females is a disadvantage.”

“I have to work twice as hard to keep my strength.”

This fucking guy’s got jokes.

Of course the real joke here is the fact that the “reporter” wouldn’t challenge him about the obvious lie that he has a DISADVANTAGE over chicks.


Instead he asks the hardball question of, “What would you tell other transgender athletes struggling with this?”

In other words, tell me how brave you are so everyone at ESPN can fap themselves to sleep knowing they made such a difference in the world today.

So why does he think he’s at a disadvantage? Because he’s taking chick hormones. Don’t ya see? Putting chick hormones into your body makes you 7 inches smaller, gets rid of the male muscles you’ve grown, shrinks your bones, and chops off your weener. The women he’s beating all have estrogen naturally that slows them down, which means he’s at a disadvantage because he has to play catch up. That makes sense right?

More than anything this proves how useless a degree from Franklin Pierce is. The fact that this dude can come out of this institution truly believing that he had something to overcome by competing against biological women should disqualify him from graduating from anywhere.

I’m not even gonna rehash all the science and times that prove how wrong he is. I’m just gonna point out that anyone who supports this is a fucking idiot, and the fact that democrats widely think this is a good thing makes them a fucking joke. Happy Friday!!

P.S. Love seeing the fact that we constantly get cited by The Blaze, Daily Caller, and Daily Wire for breaking this story.

Also love the fact that CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, NECN, Masslive, NH1, and pretty much every other mainstream media outlet, both national and local, hasn’t covered this story. It’s almost like they know it will show that their agenda is complete and utter horse shit.


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33 Comment(s)
  • Independent Thinker
    June 18, 2019 at 7:41 am

    Does he get to shower with the cheerleaders? Perhaps when this happens, the people will get fed up enough that they will stand up and say enough is enough..

  • Austin
    June 17, 2019 at 10:15 am

    That’s a Man Baby!!!!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    June 16, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    This isn’t going away. The only way it will is when schools get so fed up with this shit, they do away with HS sports. All sports. It’s sad, and that would be a shame, but to continue is feeding the flames. More of these ” Girls” will feel empowered and soon will be beating every real female out there, making it No longer worth the effort.

  • judgedread
    June 16, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    this will continue until the men / fathers get so pissed off, alll hell will break loose.

    these abc-123”s bring in on themselves. it is like they way dp ne vis just so they cam say say they are;

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 16, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Theres a word for this weirdo…

  • hartf811
    Beat the Freak
    June 16, 2019 at 8:47 am

    The continuing fall of Rome

  • Joe Namath
    June 15, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    I don’t care if the trannies are strugggllling.

  • blackie o'connell
    June 15, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    If you swing dick- your not a chic

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    June 15, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Can we just start Civil War 2 now? Enough is enough with this liberal nonsense. These people need to be taken out.

  • Consensus
    June 15, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Everyone has to agree that it takes balls to be a dude dressed like a woman running against women. Great big balls.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 15, 2019 at 1:43 pm


    Just when you think this whiny man couldn’t play any more victim cards, he finds another way to do it.

    Fuck the poor girls who have to race against a physically advantaged man, the oestrogen makes the poor little lamb tired and he can’t eat burgers all the time, which clearly the real female athletes do.

    What a total fucking cunt!

  • My name has nothing to do with a man trying to be a girl!
    June 15, 2019 at 9:17 am

    I can’t stand this thing. This is not a woman. He will never truly be one. His DNA can not be changed. What is happening to these young women is not fair at all. There should be a male team, female team and a transgender team. Until there is, they should play against their same DNA. I’m tired of hearing how brave this person is for removing their penis and getting breast implants. What is brave about that? I feel sorry for all the girls who are being overshadowed by this MAN, and some how he is the victim, because he is truly a man and is playing against people who are truly women. STOP trying to make this normal because it’s not, and NEVER WILL BE

    • Massholio
      June 15, 2019 at 11:54 pm

      Show me a trannie who removed its penis, and I’ll show you a unicorn.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 15, 2019 at 6:02 am

    His pizza parlours are shit as well.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    June 14, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    This is why Trump is going to win re-election.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Hell To The Nooooooo
    June 14, 2019 at 10:09 pm


  • Captain Trips
    Magic Johnson
    June 14, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    If that is a female then she can suck my dick – I want to see those hazel eyes look up at me while she rakes my cock with those teeth

  • Bingo Fuel
    June 14, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    CC has a PP

    Next question

  • whatevuh
    June 14, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, when they line up at the starting blocks, and the gun goes off, all the girls should just simply stand up, and walk off the track. That will put a stop to this bullshit immediately, please girls, just do it.

  • Concerned Canadian
    June 14, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    This needs to stop.

  • Anti-Fag
    June 14, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Fucking love this article. Best fag hating site on the internet.

    • Fred Knessl
      June 15, 2019 at 8:16 pm

      I love the article too… Your comment – and YOU – can suck CeCe’s dick

  • Adult Human Female
    June 14, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Fuck this guy!

  • scarface
    June 14, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    Yo I believe him B, I don’t know why, but I do.

  • Hart Ford
    June 14, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Just beat the gay out of him

  • z
    June 14, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Outside the lines. Wiki has a small list of the names interviewed over the years.
    I find CeCe more sympathetic than anyone on this list.
    To think I used to think the first 2 shit stains spoke for me. Used to think Bush was a
    good guy. Stupid me.
    Remember it’s not Tilman being interviewed, I’m not ragging on him.

    The program has also featured exclusive interviews with newsmakers such as: President George W. Bush, Senators John McCain, Amy Klobuchar, Heidi Heitkamp, Pete Rose, Phil Jackson (after leaving the Lakers the first time) and the Army Rangers of Pat Tillman’s platoon about what really happened. More recently, former NBA player John Amaechi appeared on the February 11, 2007 edition to publicly come out as gay, and the May 11, 2008 edition reported that former USC basketball star O. J. Mayo had allegedly received thousands of dollars in cash and merchandise from a runner for a sports agent dating back to his high school career.

  • Today I Identify as Multiple Dogs
    June 14, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Your honor I wasnt sniffing that womens pussy and asshole because I am a German Shepherd. When I violently assaulted her, I was a pit bull.
    You cant discriminate against me and I demand to be released or I will file a discrimination lawsuit.

  • Monkeys Be Like
    June 14, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    The old I am black and I had to work twice as hard as you to get here. I always school boons and set them straight with you had to work twice ad hard to get half the score. Wow you pretend not to know how affirmative action works monkey. My male testosterone is depleting as I compete against girls who have less testosterone than me. Another version of nignog illogic I had to work twice as hard as you.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Wally the Daschund ( for today)
    June 14, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    For today, I’ve decided to “identify” as a Daschund.
    Please excuse me while I take a shit in my neighbors flower bed.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 14, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    I fully support the beautiful Cece. They have had to clear so many hurdles at such a disadvantage. They make my heart swell with pride.

    • Witoutodong
      June 14, 2019 at 6:47 pm

      I cut my weiner off because she made me realize how much of a cisgendered idiot Ive been.

  • Borrring
    June 14, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    In more interesting news I got an onion ring in my french fries today!

  • WTF
    June 14, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    What a world we live in now
    What the fuck is next?

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