This Is What Normal Looks Like Thanks To SJWs

This is what the current culture cultivated by the Mainstream Media has created. An atmosphere in which this is considered humorous. Hilarious.

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SourceKathy Griffin has made a career out of shocking her public by telling stories of Lindsay Lohan’s fire crotch and simulating oral sex with Anderson Cooper on CNN, but she took things to a whole new level with a controversial photo shoot. Shot by celebrity photographer and director Tyler Shields, the comedian stares the camera down in one photo, as she holds what resembles the bloody head of president Donald Trump.

“Kathy is all about pushing the limits and she went above and beyond on this one. Now lets just hope she stays out of jail,” a representative for Shields told HuffPost.  According to New York Magazine writer Yashar Ali, Griffin claims that the image is an “expression of art” inspired by Trump’s comments about former Fox News correspondent Megyn Kelly having “blood coming out of her eyes” and “out of her — wherever.”

Oh man, this is gonna offend EVERYONE!!

Conservatives are gonna hate it because she’s pretending to decapitate the President.

Liberals are gonna hate it because she’s appropriating Muslim culture.

And as disturbing as this image is, if you got rid of Trump’s decapitated head it would probably be a lot more horrifying.

Safe to say she voted for Gore.

I’ll be here all night folks.

But seriously, this isn’t even the least bit surprising. When you run with the agenda that Trump is a Nazi, then why would anyone have a problem with an image of a non-talented ginger giving Trump the ISIS treatment? Seriously, would anyone have a problem with this picture if the head was of Adolf Hitler? Probably not. So if we equate Trump to Hitler, then there should be no problem with this.

See how stupid you sound if you call people you don’t agree with Nazis? I can’t even say I’m mad at Kathy Griffin about this. She’s just participating in a culture that’s been normalized by fascists pretending to be the part of tolerance. It’s insanity.

You know you done fucked up when even the Huffington Post and CNN commenters said you went too far. Seriously, EVERYONE is condemning this. Even Chelsea Clinton and Hollywood elites. President Obama was threatened plenty of times on social media, and the people who did so were rightfully investigated by Secret Service, just as Kathy Griffin will be:

But like I said, this is what happens in America when one side of the aisle is labeled as pure evil and the other is morally right. When you view Mike Pence as subhuman and walk out on him during a graduation because you think you’re participating in a Nazi rally by being there, you can’t say that Kathy Griffin went too far. You created this culture. You’re hypocritical not to embrace this.

Anyway, I’ve seen a lot of people talking about Trump being impeached and blah, blah, blah. Newsflash – Trump ain’t going anywhere. You have him for four years, and if you keep doing shit like this it will be eight. And 99% of people who say the word impeach don’t know what it means. Seriously, just ask the next person who says Trump will be impeached a very simple question – who is President if Trump is impeached? They’ll all say Mike Pence. Every single one of them. But the reality is that only two presidents have been impeached and both of them finished their terms. Because impeachment does not mean removed from office. But dumb people who think they know what that word means like to throw it around like it does.

P.S. Is Kathy Griffin supposed to be funny? She’s just a ginger who doesn’t shut the fuck up. Remember when she was on Seinfeld and she did a one-trick comedy tour making fun of Jerry? That’s basically her comedy routine in real life.



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24 Comment(s)
  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    May 31, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    TRIGGERED!!! OMG I am in tears. OMG I shit my pants. Twice. Literally shaking. LITERALLY SHAKING. I NEED A SAFE SPACE.

  • Bust her
    May 31, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    She should be arrested. Obviously she was not prepared for the backlash. Now she’s giving her phoney apologies. Pitiful !

  • TenTwentyThree
    May 31, 2017 at 11:48 am

    I can just imagine the great wailing, whipping themselves silly with their own ass hair and piss party the leftards would have engaged in had an effigy of Barry or Hildabeast been dismembered, decapitated, detonated, perforated or otherwise shat upon, and then published like this. Their hypocrisy and violent mental derangement know no bounds. It’s way past time for the culling to start.

  • See Ya, Ms. Griffin
    May 31, 2017 at 10:40 am

    Whether you like Trump or not: This was a HUGE step over the line!!!! Her career is OVER!

    Just curl up in your hovel, and don’t expect Hollywood to call, or knock on your door!

    You and Jim Carrey can commiserate with each other!

    • Your name here*
      May 31, 2017 at 4:26 pm

      I agree with you on how disgusting this is but I don’t think her career is going to suffer though.

    • Ivan
      May 31, 2017 at 9:38 pm

      Who’s Jim Carey?

  • Whitney
    May 31, 2017 at 8:19 am

    We should stop holding carny folk up as our moral arbiters

    May 31, 2017 at 6:24 am

    How to ruin your career in one easy lesson, by Kathy Griffin

  • Steven Stover
    May 31, 2017 at 1:13 am

    Liberals are very stupid. They didn’t pay attention in college. Cause they had hate classes from stupid professors. So TB is wrong when he thinks that liberals think that if Trump gets impeached then Pence will be President. They think Hillary will be president. TB gives them too much credit. They are stupider than he realizes.

    • Tim Leydon
      May 31, 2017 at 1:47 am

      Liberals are:
      1. People getting chuckle checks and quoting JFK inaugural speech “Ask not what your country can do for you…”
      2. People excusing riots outside Mambo and calling it a “community problem”
      3. Black Lives Matter crown burning down their own neighborhoods while complaining about police and other public services paid for by others
      4. Hillary Clinton speaking about truth at a commencement after blaming Benghazi on a video
      5. Dan Margolis hating on capitalism and then getting credit cards
      6. Kathy Griffin holding bloody severed head of a President and calling it freedom of expression
      7. Al Gore flying around on private jet on the same night he wanted us to sit in darkness in honor of climate change
      8. City Manager giving Gerald Jones a check for $250,000

      ** Will I get a Face Book time out now? For mentioning Dan Marolis?

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 30, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    This bitch is not, (nor has she ever) been funny. Just as is the case with Ms Piggy Schumer. I guess ginger could get a little more credit than Piggy. She didn’t need a Senator Cousin to pull strings and get her a break in Hollywood. But let that go.

    Tweedle Dee and Tweddle Dum were funnier than either one of these gross,obnoxious, piggish, human garbage, cool whip dumpsters! One obsessed with the President. The other obsessed with the President and talking about her blue waffle pussy. (Seriously don’t look up blue waffle pussy! It’s not a breakfast food!)

    I can’t wrap my head around being this vile and well, evil. What point did this prove, other than she’s a classless savage? It amazes me how the left continually speak about Trumps and everyone else’s need for decorum, while being some of the most pathetic, hateful, sick and twisted refuse i’ve ever seen. And what is up with their preoccupation with sex and pedophilia? I just don’t get them! Of course, i’m not a hedonistic, sack of shit. I’m also not vying for “Best playdoh sculpture of the year”, or “Best crayon drawing of Rachael Madcow.” in my Junior year OF COLLEGE either. If that doesn’t tell you the mentality of the left, nothing will!

  • Alex C
    May 30, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    “But the reality is that only two presidents have been impeached and both of them finished their terms. Because impeachment does not mean removed from office. But dumb people who think they know what that word means like to throw it around like it does.”

    These are barely even sentences, brother. I’m worried about you.

    I think Dan Margolis actually broke this man!

    The Facebook page that drives all his traffic is in the weeds….his blog posts are weird manifestos.

    Clive is laughing at you man! Carlos is laughing at you! You need to rally! Don’t give up on your website now!

    • Go away
      May 30, 2017 at 11:19 pm

      Do us all a favor and stfu

      • Go away alexa
        May 30, 2017 at 11:21 pm

        Alex thinks he knows all or crashed TBS but sits here commenting on every single article… go THE FUCK away.

        • mystressovmayhem
          May 31, 2017 at 12:59 am

          I’m starting to think this is either this Dan pitifully failing at an attempt to be inconspicuous. Or some dude who wants Turtleboy to grab him by his pussy. (Psst whatever your name is, just because they support Trump, and not all of them may, does not mean any of them want to clutch your snatchdragon! Just saying!”
          Of course a third variable could be that Danny boy is already grabbing his pussy, so he feels he has to defend his boo.
          Guy sounds like one of those creepy guys in stalker movies. Seriously, this isn’t “brokeback Turtleboy”, get off his jock already jeesh!

          • TenTwentyThree
            May 31, 2017 at 12:27 pm

            Alex Cuntovich loves getting rammed in the ass every night by Danny boy. Heard he even has a Das Kapital tramp stamp for him to read.

    • Johnny5
      May 31, 2017 at 1:02 pm

      why do you want to blow Dan Margolis so bad? You two cocksuckers should get a room.

    • Mark D
      May 31, 2017 at 1:04 pm

      I don’t get offended by what some stupid broad posts on the internet. I guess that’s just me though.

    • Your name here*
      May 31, 2017 at 4:13 pm

      You must be one of those dumb fucks the article is talking about…. because the article is correct

  • Emily
    May 30, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Never found her comedy at all funny​. Nothing she says or does seems funny to me mostly arrogant and distasteful

  • SJWHater101
    May 30, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    And blogs like this are why I love TBS. Fuck SJWs and their bullshit!

    • Realist
      May 31, 2017 at 9:10 pm

      How do you feel when TB goes after right wing fucktards, and Trumpsters??

  • Jack Mehoff
    May 30, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    If any Conservative had done that with Barry Sotero’s head they would be in Federal Prison. Rules are different for fucking Democrats.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    May 30, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    This ginger definitely has no soul.

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