Meanwhile at the Price Chopper on Cambridge Street…….
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While scrolling through my timeline today I was reminded why I don’t go grocery shopping in Worcester, especially at the Price Chopper on Cambridge Street:
Zero. Fucks. Given.
When you go shopping for anything on Cambridge Street, you’re basically asking to see something like this. The real crime here are the unspeakable hate crimes against the pie crust. You can be a ratchet in public all you want. But don’t you dare ruin a perfectly good pie crust.
Here’s the explanation that came with the picture:
“Im struggling right now. Almost a year ago to the damn day I wrote a status about this woman cooling her ass cheeks on the pie crust. Here we are. Again. Same store, same aisle, same. fucking. asshole. I need to shop somewhere else or stop buying dairy. I don’t know. Either way, I’ll never unsee this image and neither will you.”
Nothing about this is surprising. Guarantee this is a regular part of her routine at this point, and the employees at Price Chopper have come to terms with it. Sometimes you just have to cool your ass cheeks on pie crust. Where else are you gonna go when your buns are on fire? Produce? Doubtful.
The best part about this picture is how the woman has zero shame doing this in public. I mean, most people would be ashamed to do something like this. Especially since she’s literally destroying hundreds of dollars worth of food every time she does it. Everything her magical ass touches has to be incinerated immediately afterwards. If it’s not then the Plague will probably come back. She simply doesn’t give a shit. She will park her ass wherever she wants to whenever she wants to do it.
What I don’t get is why she’s at Price Chopper. If she went to Wal-Mart she could skooter all around on those carts that are supposed to be for the disabled but are really just used by “plus-sized” people who will do anything to avoid exercise. Those frozen pies must feel simply orgasmic on your cheeks. There’s no other explanation as to why she’d put herself through this.
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47 Comment(s)
I know this is way to old to be read by anyone, but hopefully TBS will see it.
That so called blog was just plain rude! I am seriously considering forgetting about TBS altogether. I can see picking on SJWs, criminals, politicians, etc., but why pick on this poor woman? Because she’s very obese? She is obviously sitting because she is in poor health. Probably has trouble walking or breathing. That is no reason to label her lazy. I feel bad for her. I would have stopped to ask her if she needed help, but not the TBS. They just invaded her privacy and took her picture, only to make fun of and ridicule her. Absolutely disgusting! Actually, I have changed my mind. I AM going to stop reading TBS. I will not condone this type of treatment of people. And I am the FURTHEST thing from a SJW you will find.
Changed my mind. There IS food under her ass. That is not acceptable, but neither is persecuting her for her weight or assumed socio-economic status. Be kinder TBS. Attack the assholes that deserve it, and stop taking pictures of unsuspecting people.
It would be shaming if TBS didnt block out her face. And he doesnt have to. Anyone in public can be photographed or video taped. You dont have the right to privacy when you are in public or in view of the public. Are you familiar with paparazzi ? and maybe people need more shaming , nothing else seems to work.
I wouldnt are if it was a skinny person, a purple person or a fucking alien, squishing the food is unacceptable period. And **ps i think i am
Still laughing and everytime i show someone the story i start laughing again. Literally lmao!!!
I’m sure there are places she can’t reach with a wash cloth, yukkkkk
You make the assumption that she ever washes. That’s a big conclusion to jump to.
As nasty as Webster is, at least I’ve never caught any of the local ham planets in Price Chopper relaxing on top of the shredded cheese.
“Ham planet” OMG, thats hilarious. Can’t wait to use it in a sentence.
Market Basket is the way to go. Price Chopper’s influence here, would never allow it in the city. Also, that Cambridge st. Price Chopper is about the cleanest inside and outside in the area. Very well designed , lots of space. Can cool your butt down too !
Wow….now I’m kind of glad that Price Chopper isn’t open 24 hours like it used to be. This is also a real sanitary problem as well. One visit by the health inspector would probably get them a hefty fine.
BTW, the Cambridge St. Price Chopper has an indoor cafe with chairs. If she’s that exhausted then why the hell doesn’t she park her big sweaty ass over there?
After this moron empties their EBT card in the junk food isle they can call an ambulance for a ride home….compliments of MASShealth.
Welfare, the gift that just keeps giving. Eliminate welfare and all this goes away tomorrow.
If you dont work, you don’t eat. Problem solved.
Well shit, that’s the grocery store I usually go to. Looks like I gotta wait a few weeks before buying anything in that aisle.
There is a woman like this at the Big Y in Southbridge every few days… She is huge. She refers to these shopping trips as her “exercise”. She walks an aisle and then finds a place to sit down. I was behind her at the check out line a week or so ago, and she stunk… Like B.O., rotten cabbage, and sour milk. And she was breathing like she just ran a marathon. Took a peek in her cart, it was all processed crap, bagged snacks, full sugar soda, multiple packages of cookies…. Not a fruit or vegetable in sight.
Down here in the Atlanta area the Super Walmart’s offer a service where you place your grocery order online, select a pick time then drive to the store and some one will load the groceries in the car for you. No extra charge for this and most importantly, my wife loves it. there are three other major chain grocery stores here in a town much smaller than Worcester. Amazing what competition will do.
People like this need to have a parking spot as far away from the doors as possible and labeled FAT ASS PARKING ONLY. I am so sick of these fucking people with their handicap tags just because they are over weight.
Looks like the pie crusts will be flaky
Maybe she has a thing for the Pillsbury Doughboy
Driving down Cambridge St is like you’re in some other country, a 3rd world country. Stay classy Worcester
Just imagine if it was a real city.
There’s still chalk outlines on the floor there to mark where the victims were at Price-Rite.
I have to admit, when I first saw the story, I just assumed it was at Price Rite… can you blame me?
Hate her gut.
It’s not nice to body shame TB. I bet you wouldn’t like it, if you were caught naked and everyone laughed at your tiny terminator. Lmao!
Everybody laughs at mine. You get used to it after a while.
If you aren’t doing Peapod from Stop and Shop then you’re an idiot. It’s cheap, you can usually find a coupon too. Drivers will walk it into your house for you, small tip and you’re good to go. Grocery shopping is poor peoples shit.
They always forget something, but it’s worth it for being so convenient
Leave Peapod alone!
I tried peapod in the past, and I just don’t like the service. It’s extremely convenient but they NEVER choose the best quality meat or produce. I lost count of how many times I had received steaks that had a sell by date in 24 hours, or ribeyes that had zero karbeling and still being charged $25 for it… oh and bruised fruit, wilted herbs, ect… The concept is wonderful, but the shoppers are horrible. It’s also a headache going down the list to make sure they didn’t forget anything!
P.S. Turtleboy, this is nothing… In Big Y in Holden, I was walking into the restroom and an employee stopped me and said she was about to clean, and I asked her if I can go first… Her response? Miss, there is feces all over the floor in here, I mean everywhere and a poop handprint on the door.
Okaaaaay…. Guess I’ll hold it in. Holden Big Y where you don’t expect people to shit all over the floor like animals.
marbling*
Well there’s your problem, buying meat at stop and shop. Find a butcher.
I have since then! I use S&S on West Boylston Street, good for produce too.
Agreed – S&S on West Boylston has pretty good meats most the time and reasonable produce. Although for steak and fish we hit Wegmans.
Was going to pull a Shackleford and post a sexual innuendo about butchers and steaks but I’m not that creative…lol
I’ll tenderize your loins…
Lmao… Exactly what I was talking about Shackleford!
Devils Mouthpiece, Wegmans is also great for their unique and hard to find deli items like culatello, speck, porchetta, sliced chorizo, ect. Also their produce like purple as well as orange cauliflower. The place is pretty awesome. Oh and figs, good luck finding those anywhere else!!
I have a fig tree in my front yard. Figs are awesome.
Maybe turd was burglesteining in the ladies room. If he feels like a woman,then it’s legal.
Wasn’t me. I always make a clean getaway. No poop handprints left behind…not even a nibblet.
If you THINK that Price Chopper tosses that poor victimized product away, you’ve got another thing coming. Those crusts went home for Thanksgiving.
And thanksgiving morning grandma is confused why her pie crusts are all flat and fucked up
In the box. Lmao
My wife and I tried Peapod about ten years ago. The advertisements and promotional materials implied that a small little Peapod van would come to deliver our groceries. Were we ever wrong! Instead, a HUGE S&S box truck came to deliver our order (it was a rather small order). The truck was so big that it had to park halfway on the sidewalk due to how narrow our street is. The neighbors must have thought we were opening up our own grocery store. My wife and I were embarrassed and vowed never again to use the Peapod service. There was absolutely no need to have a truck that size deliver such a small order and cause a spectacle like that.
Hello? McFly? You think they ship single small orders one at a time? Do you ever purchase fuel? They deliver 5, 10, 20 at a time, on a route. Sorry they can’t spend the time, money, fuel to deliver you groceries in a cute little vehicle. Being embarrassed by a box truck is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever heard.
Guaranteed Michael has a “I’m with her” bumper sticker.
On a Prius or Subaru ?
He was triggered by a truck.
Gaffney should definitely approve a parking spot for her. She may not even use it, maybe her relatives will, maybe she doesn’t even drive. But, as long as she sends him a doctors note she should be good. Thank you city of Worcester taxpayers…your a bunch of troopa’s!