Meanwhile at the Price Chopper on Cambridge Street…….
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While scrolling through my timeline today I was reminded why I don’t go grocery shopping in Worcester, especially at the Price Chopper on Cambridge Street:
Zero. Fucks. Given.
When you go shopping for anything on Cambridge Street, you’re basically asking to see something like this. The real crime here are the unspeakable hate crimes against the pie crust. You can be a ratchet in public all you want. But don’t you dare ruin a perfectly good pie crust.
Here’s the explanation that came with the picture:
“Im struggling right now. Almost a year ago to the damn day I wrote a status about this woman cooling her ass cheeks on the pie crust. Here we are. Again. Same store, same aisle, same. fucking. asshole. I need to shop somewhere else or stop buying dairy. I don’t know. Either way, I’ll never unsee this image and neither will you.”
Nothing about this is surprising. Guarantee this is a regular part of her routine at this point, and the employees at Price Chopper have come to terms with it. Sometimes you just have to cool your ass cheeks on pie crust. Where else are you gonna go when your buns are on fire? Produce? Doubtful.
The best part about this picture is how the woman has zero shame doing this in public. I mean, most people would be ashamed to do something like this. Especially since she’s literally destroying hundreds of dollars worth of food every time she does it. Everything her magical ass touches has to be incinerated immediately afterwards. If it’s not then the Plague will probably come back. She simply doesn’t give a shit. She will park her ass wherever she wants to whenever she wants to do it.
What I don’t get is why she’s at Price Chopper. If she went to Wal-Mart she could skooter all around on those carts that are supposed to be for the disabled but are really just used by “plus-sized” people who will do anything to avoid exercise. Those frozen pies must feel simply orgasmic on your cheeks. There’s no other explanation as to why she’d put herself through this.
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