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This Retired Webster Prom Queen The Cops Found Hiding In A Killingly CT Graveyard Might As Well Be The Official Mascot Of Webster

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Breaking news – the town of Webster has announced that they have a new official mascot –

On 10/12/2016 at approximately 2:45 PM, Troop D Troopers arrested Katelyn Kaeppel (w/f 01/11/1991) with a last known address of #275 Main Street, Webster, MA. Kaeppel was hiding in a cemetery off of Cook Hill Road in Killingly and was arrested on the strength of five outstanding warrants for her arrest for failure to appear. Kaeppel was transported to Troop D and held on a combined bond of $20,000 cash/surety and will appear in Danielson Superior Court on 10/13/2016.


If the cops find you hiding out in a Killingly cemetery because you have a shoebox full of outstanding warrants, then there’s at least a 95% chance you were a Webster prom queen at one point in your life. I guess the cemetery was a good place for her to hide out though. She’ll fit right in there.

As usual the “nothing is ever anyone’s fault because everything is a disease” crowd has come out in full force to defend this young lady:




Wait…..did she just compare this woman to a cancer patient? Newsflash Dr. Sue – people who are dying of cancer didn’t choose to get cancer. That’s probably the most insulting thing you can say about cancer patients. We all know people who have died from cancer. People who have done everything right their entire life. People who eat right, exercise, and always return their library books on time. It makes no sense, and it’s not fair at all, but it happens. To compare that to a person who willingly injected poison into their body repeatedly is the most asinine thing I’ve ever heard.

I understand that heroin addicts might be physically and mentally addicted in ways that people who haven’t been addicted can never understand. But at one point they willingly made the choice to give it a shot because drugs are cool. At least they were cool until you woke up in a graveyard in Killingly and ended up on Turtleboy.

Anyway, the Webster graveyard prom queen seems like a real winner:


Her engagement photos are the most Webster thing you will ever see:


Her body is covered in tattoos because she ain’t no punk bitch:


She is a “small business owner”:


And perhaps most ironically she doesn’t like it when people steal or sell drugs:


But you know why I feel no sympathy for this girl? Because this is what she posts on Facebook when she’s clean:


Anyone who subscribes to cop block is by definition, an asshole. It’s just a bunch of losers in their mother’s basements whose ex-girlfriends are getting drilled by cops. Drugs didn’t put her holed up in a Killingly graveyard – Karma did.


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22 Comment(s)
  • Shawn Stone
    October 30, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    I just wanted to put out there the engagement was off her old facebook she is actually married to me Shawn stone the man in that picture of you prom king and queen is a picture of the man who left her children home alone and one choked to death look Katie is no angel by anyone’s neither am I but she has been trying to put her life back together and I have never heard of this website till now and it makes me very sad to see the negativity she was not hiding in a graveyard we pulled into a quiet place to talk she was having a rough day everyday is a rough day since the loss of her son but that’s when she was taken into custody by a bondsman she is a very nice person and I love her more than anything in the world despite what negative things people say addiction is hard and an everyday battle and she has hurt slot of people just like every addict does but the pictures that have been posted on here are old and very deep into her addiction the mug shot was from the first time she got arrested again the deepest part of her addiction she has been working very hard to rebuild her life around her and us and I think it’s sad to make fun of or poke at someone you clearly know nothing about considering you took post from the wrong facebooks if you could please fix the errors that would be nice because even if you wanna make fun of me that’s fine because I stand by her 100% and I know the truth and I know what the real Katie Kaeppel stone is like and it’s not a mockery like you have blogged here so please already make the prom king and queen me and her not what you have that you

  • Tyrone
    October 15, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Addiction is a disease

  • E.Warren
    October 15, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    The real story (as you can tell from the comments) is that there are so many enablers in society today that a person like this ends up hiding in a graveyard. She should have been arrested and placed in court ordered rehab long ago. A big thanks to all the big “helpers” out there….news flash your just making everything worse.
    I can only imagine the human crime wave this woman has been while on the lamb. How many times has she been raped by drug dealers (who rape all the women sell drugs to).

  • Harambe
    October 14, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    How can you defend and condone this cutty shit? The comments on this article deserve their own article. lol addiction and disease? Comparable? FOH! they willingly know what they’re doing to themselves. Addiction is for the weak and is 100% mental!

  • Patsy
    October 14, 2016 at 10:45 am

    Not a disease. Your AA following from Grafton Hill are gonna be pissssssed……

  • KnowsWhatsUp
    October 14, 2016 at 10:28 am

    She did not leave her child with some lady. She abandoned her 2 kids with the father, who then met and started a relationship with a women who left the kids locked in a room and the child died from choking on cereal. The father agreed and knew that his new gf was locking them up so they are both now in jail. And I hate to say this, but I actually know this girl. She had a problem with drugs long before her son died. She left the kids and the father because he refused to continue to support her drug habit so she moved on to another guy who had never done drugs before and she got him into them and got him to support her habit. Then he got addicted, lost his job, and then they started robbing people all over the place. I believe her new boyfriend is in jail as well. They were inseparable so I can only imagine if he was not with her, he is also locked up.
    So you can’t say she does drugs because her son died, she was on them before. And she has another son. You think she would want to get clean and get her OTHER son back after she left her kids with their father and one died a tragic, horrible death, but no, she actually signed away her rights so she could keep doing drugs. So I do not feel bad for this girl. Sorry, not sorry!!!

  • Bill
    October 14, 2016 at 9:47 am

    25!?!?! Holy shit!! You could have said 52 and I would have believed it… 25… Heroin is a hell of a drug.

  • chinese food
    October 14, 2016 at 9:11 am

    Having a child die is not an excuse to screw yourself up. Sorry but that is an insult to all the actual people who have had children die and actually managed not do do insanely idiotic things like become junkies. She made the choice herself every single time. Personal responsibility is key to everything.

  • Alix
    October 14, 2016 at 8:19 am

    Did you google her? Apparently she left her kid with some lady 2 years ago, then the lady left the kid alone in a locked room with a box of cereal and the kid choked on the cereal and died. So sad 🙁

    • Chris
      October 14, 2016 at 9:01 am

      I can’t imagine what life would be like after that. I hope she finds some peace.

  • addiction, not disease
    October 14, 2016 at 8:15 am

    The late, great Mitch Hedberg said something similar regarding alcoholism and the “everything is a disease” nonsense:
    “Damnit Otto, you’re an alcoholic”
    “Damnit Otto, you have Lupus”
    One of those two doesn’t sound right.

  • jh
    October 14, 2016 at 7:59 am

    Time for a lynching

  • Independent Thinker
    October 14, 2016 at 7:35 am

    Interesting comment about the prison system being a warehouse for the mentally ill. That is a very true statement. And the reason for it is because in the 1970’s we deinstitutionalized things because we didn’t think it was right to keep the mentally ill in mental institutions. Now we either let them live on the streets or we jail the ones we catch doing something bad.

    • Frustrated
      October 14, 2016 at 12:57 pm

      Seems like we didn’t simply deinstitutionalize mental health care in the 1970’s – we dropped it all together. We need a better infrastructure for people who are struggling, so that they can get help before they try things like self-medication with illegal substances. Unfortunately, that’s not likely to happen any time soon.

    October 14, 2016 at 12:56 am

    When you looked through her Facebook page, did you bother to notice the fact that she had to bury her child a few years ago? Did you bother to research as to what drove her to make such horrible decisions? As a mother, I know that if my child was taken from the world in such a horrible manner… I would probably not be much better off. Believe me when I say that there is no love loss between Katie K and myself.. But if our situations were reversed, I would have most definitely ended my own life.

    • everybody is a victim
      October 14, 2016 at 7:55 am

      Yup, the first thing everybody does when they go through some horrible tragedy is to score some dope, grab a needle, and shoot up. Although, to be fair, she and others like her lost the parents lottery.

  • Shackleford
    October 14, 2016 at 12:46 am

    Good lord TB. I love that I can so easily log in and comment, but you need to make usernames and logins that are owned by the commenters. I don’t come here to read douchebags and cunts bicker in your comment section.

  • Chris
    October 14, 2016 at 12:12 am

    I think you’re too hard on what you called the “everything is a disease” crowd. Without any need to minimize what this woman did wrong (I don’t know what it was that she’s failed to appear for) it’s still possible to force yourself to look at someone who is not easy to empathize with and try to understand her.

    I doubt that this is a day that she’s proud of, and even if she chose this outcome through her actions I’m sure she’d have preferred better. I’m sure when I celebrate my family accomplishments or share my aspirations, it looks very modest to other people who’ve achieved more.

    I think it’s a very natural defense mechanism to look at someone who’s struggling and see them as something different than what we are — the notion of needing to reach out to pull up someone struggling like this is unfathomable. Some whose “need is so great it could consume us.”

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    October 13, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    Holy cow… Look at what drugs did to her. She looks like a completely different woman. I always wonder if people who do drugs ever look back at their old pictures and can see the difference. I just don’t understand how anyone would do it. It seems scary to me that one would put a needle in arm……Aren’t they worried about missing a vein or injecting too much? Shared needles? I don’t know – so much to risk. I understand that current junkies who are already highly addicted don’t care, but I’m talking the person who does it for the FIRST time. What the fuck are they thinking? Any drugs (well besides weed) is going to kill you. It ruins your body, heart, and liver… If you want to live past 45 years old, maybe picking up a fucking hobby and kicking the drugs is a good place to start.

    • BobnMic
      October 13, 2016 at 11:49 pm

      Holy fucking shit. AND YOUR one to talk about drug abuse? You are priceless there fake lawyer. You’re a Spencer junkie, a total shithead in everything you say and do, attack people on here because they do not agree with you and finally hook up with a fucking nut-job like Wwy. Great decisions you make.

      You seriously are one fucking loser there Fiesty fake everything. WOW you never cease to amaze me…

      • BobnMic's Lonely Penis
        October 14, 2016 at 6:43 am

        I bet you’re fapping to the picture of this heroin junkie right now you sad sack of shit. And you know what? Even if you had an 8 ball of some of the finest smack those junkie veins had ever had, she probably still wouldn’t sleep with someone as ugly as you.

        • BobnMic
          October 15, 2016 at 4:22 am

          So let me get this straight BMLP. I’m going to sleep with this AIDS infected junkie who’s just like the two idiot bitches in here? Yup oh boy sign me up for that one. I’m on board. First in line. Can’t wait for that one.

          25 y.o. going on 90 this hag Katelyn Kaeppel huh? A combo of Fiesty the fake lawyer and the Professor of nothing. Harry and Lloyd. Use and useless. Frick and Frack. George H.W. Bush and Dan Quayle (Potatoe). The list goes on and on…

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