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This Sad Big E Camel Giving Up On Life Is Me Every Time I Go To The Big E

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A bunch of people have sent us videos and images of alleged animal abuse at The Big E this year….

That is one sad camel right there. Look at this thing:

Just giving up on life. Fuck it. I feely ya buddy. I’ve been to the Big E before. I know how terrible of a place it is. At least you didn’t get dragged there and have to sit through a bunch of gypsy glue demonstrations.

Or fungus eliminator demonstrations.

And mops.

Lots, and lots of mops.

This is what happens at the Big E. You pay $15 to watch glue dry. At least the camel didn’t have to do what.

At least he looks happier than Ku Klux Klan sheep….

And it could be worse, the camel could’ve been born as this guy….

That poor fucking guy.

I’d be miserable too if I was forced to walk in circles all day with a bunch of brats riding me, as these Nascar noobz looked on and gawked at me….

Someone should’ve gotten that poor camel one of those motorized scooters that half the abled bodied people at the Big E choose to ride because they’re too lazy to walk…..

A lot of people were upset with the fat bastard in the camel video, but I just don’t see it. He was just trying to get the camel to stand up.

After a while he was just like, “come on dude, what the fuck?”

The real issue here is why the camel seemed so exhausted and beat up by life that he couldn’t stand if he wanted to…..

But the Big E folks are not backing down, even with sad elephant pictures to along with it…..

I mean, what did you expect? It’s the Big E. Shame on anyone who goes to the Big E and expects anything that’s not terrible. I don’t know who filmed that sad camel video, but they paid $15 to get in. They funded this. Don’t want this to happen? Stop going to the Big E. Trust me, your life will be way, way better when you do.

11 Comment(s)
  • Gerry G.
    September 28, 2018 at 8:37 am

    I love the Big E!

  • lumari
    September 27, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    this is gold

    the animals are always hopeless & ppl always cry about how theyre being abused as most zoo animals are, and yet like u mentioned– they still pay to go year after year funding this cruelty

  • GQQSER2
    September 26, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    That dude with the Camel is Chumley from the Pawn Stars show. I wondered what he was doing these days.

  • Slick Willie
    September 26, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Where can I get some more of those Democrat sheep?

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 26, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    You’d be sad, too, if Ron Jeremy were tugging your harness. Maybe it was afraid of being face raped.

  • Lame ass cunt on a scooter
    September 26, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    The first one mentioned in the section on motorized scooters:

    What the fuck? Must be something going on with the taint that she can’t walk (?), unlike that big fat fuck in the grey t-shirt who hasn’t shaved (nor walked) since the turn of the century.

    Just give up on life, you slugs!

  • The Big E - Make Sure you're up on your vaccinations
    September 26, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    I was wondering when your annual Big E blog post would come out! Always look forward to it!
    A friend of my family was suggesting that we take the kids to the Big E. I said NO! I also said read Turtleboy’s take on the Big E! You’ll never go again (unless you’re into gawking at inbred fuckers with their cousin-sister-wives)!

  • Judge dread
    September 26, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    If I had to go to this fair I would take a hit of acid. It’s like an outdoor version of a 24 hour Walmart @ 3AM. I mean if your just gonna wander around you might as well be on 120 mics. It would be totally weird but time would fly.

  • Peter Niss
    September 26, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    Big fat loser with a “failure is always an option” t-shirt. Nuff said. What a bunch of sorry excuses of Americans.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      September 27, 2018 at 2:19 pm

      At least he was being honest.

  • Captain Trips
    September 26, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    Blue wife beater shirt, by slush stand

    I didn’t realize Bilbo Baggins was that tall!

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