Update: This is NOT the guy who stabbed the dude. He just has the misfortune of looking exactly like the stabber. We are keeping this up because the police have not announced this publicly, and this guy’s face was already being spread around the Internet, so this blog officially is letting the record know that it is NOT him.
The Everett Police are on the lookout for a guy who randomly stabbed a complete stranger this week, killing the 54 year old man in the process. Last week this same man stabbed another unsuspecting victim, who survived. This is the sketch they put out:
Must’ve used his go-go gadget knife.
Well as it turns out there is a guy in neighboring Malden who happens to look exactly like that sketch.
Boo-ya-ka-sha. His name is Peter Smatana, and he is either a crazy person who stabs innocent people and is still at large, or he has the misfortune of having one of the most identifiable faces in the history of police skethces. He’s self-employed, claims to have studied at Salem State, and is originally from Slovakia.
And quite frankly the fact that so many people have commented on his wall, and so many people are talking about this, but yet he hasn’t responded to anything or been like, “I don’t stab people,” isn’t helping his cause in the court of public opinion.
We will see what comes of this, until then be careful if you live in the Everett or Malden area.
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25 Comment(s)
Someone needs to blow a hole in that asshole’s head.
If that’s not him, you better get ready for another lawsuit, what a stupid thing to do ! You are so fucking hard up for a scoop on any story !
“We are keeping this up because the horses have already escaped from the barn, but we’ll feel better closing the barn door …”
Fixed it for you.
“BAG Men: Feds Seek This Duo Pictured at Boston Marathon”
At least Everett has stores where normal people can shop and normal restaurants. An enormous casino and supposedly a golf course. Malden couldn’t even get an Applebee’s to stay in the city
With any luck the serial killer will stab those retards that stole the Red Sox banner and all their friends. Think of the savings to the taxpayers. TBS should do an update on those jerkoffs and their brilliant social media rants. They truly believe they’re celebrities and Amaral is one step closer to his gender reassignment surgery. At least that’s what I’m told
That Eastern European import is an endangered species in that section of the wild. I’m sure he’s federally protected. He could get a job sticking his head down drains looking for lost jewelry.
Malden might be the most overbuilt city near Boston. Brand new high rise buildings full of people from every other country that can’t drive worth a shit. Junkies,crackheads and illegal aliens make it a liberal paradise I don’t think Malden has a single store to buy anything other than a Walgreens and CVS every other block. Nothing boosts a local economy like welfare offices, a social security office and dollar stores. What a poorly run shithole
If he didn’t do it, he’s better off saying nothing. Just ask any good attorney. Keep your mouth shut. Stay off of social media, and KISS (Keep it Simple, Stupid).
That’s not a person that’s a muppet.
HOLY CRAP!!! He didn’t do it…..he is friends with Milica Tripkovic on facebook. I have started my travel plans to a beautiful little town called Novi Beograd….
Malden is like a bloated tick ready to pop. So overcrowded with assholes and the best the third world has to offer. Why is a city so close to Boston with property values the way they are so shitty?
Probably because the majority vote for Dems
Short, sweet, to the point… and DAY-UM, that there is the most accurate police sketch I’ve ever seen… but, hey, best not jump to conclusions, nudge nudge, wink wink.
Oh man he looks like j-rock! Ira!!
“No’m sayin sayin?”
What are you from the department of no’m sayins??? Taking a no’m census?
I swear that isn’t me; when is the next train to Mexico.
Wow! The sketch artist did a great job. Hope this fucker rots for eternity in the pen
I actually went to high school with him. I will send this along!
I went to school with the sketch artist. Not the fucker. Lol
Maldonian Maldoons are violent.
Malden has been a third world shit hole for years. Is Malden even considered to be part of America anymore?
Diamong Girl is a classic, and The Palace was a the best in 90’s entertainment. Where else could you drag a girl from Maine out to the parking lot, and bang her in the back of her pick-up truck? Or have a single mother from Lynn bounce on you in the backseat of her Plymouth Neon next her sleeping children that she locked in the car so she could go drinking? Without The Palace I would never have known there was a trailer park in Peabody when I gave a ratchet a ride home in exchange for a blowie. Drunk chick your dancing with doesnt speak a word of English? No problem. She can stay at your place for a week until she escapes when your’re nice enough to go get her some rice and beans. Good times.
Tha Palace or it’s other name The Officers Club was a North Shiore staple. Route 1 in Saugus had more ghetto attractions than a cocaine Disneyworld. The only remaining signs that this existed are Mixx 360 which used to be called the Town Line Lounge. They have retro bands like LA Guns and Brett Michaels and Expose and Bel Biv Devoe. That’s always a good time right?
I used to flex to the girls when Diamond girl played in the late 80s. My gold chains and late model vette really turned the gumbas on. I was also real smooth singing the roof the roof the roof is on fire We dont give a fuck let the mother fuckerburn burn motherfucker burn.