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This Story Keeps Getting Better And Better – Amazing Tinder Bio Of UMass SJW Protester Emerges

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We’re just gonna leave this Tinder bio right here:

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I believe this is what the kids these days refer to as “swipe left.” How perfect is the Instagram? “OwlsBatheInButterBeer.” Glorious. This is what we’re up against in our battle against PC safe space culture. I guess she forgot to add in her bio that by being “fat and perfect” (her words, not mine), she means loud, opinionated, rude, crude, and never wrong.

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30 Comment(s)
  • WormtownorBust
    April 28, 2016 at 12:04 pm

    Damn it! I’m married and too old to be on Tinder! I always miss out on the good stuff in life!

  • JoeMomma
    April 28, 2016 at 8:36 am

    Tragic…..

    She was found dead in Newport RI yesterday…….

    http://www.abc6.com/story/31811919/dead-whale-washes-up-on-newports-hazards-beach

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    April 28, 2016 at 6:11 am

    did she recently visit Duxbury? “Humpback whale washes up on Duxbury beach” My only thought after seeing her photos was: 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag. She REALY loves sex huh? I guarantee you, this thing has NEVER had sex

  • Wwy
    April 28, 2016 at 1:03 am

    TB you were right the first time you wrote about this girl,more things to get to let this one go. This site has stated its great points on the umass discussion let’s not bully the shit out of her.

  • Publius
    April 27, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    another great story gone international.

  • hetero white male
    April 27, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    Remix was 10/10

  • juror seven
    April 27, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    Where’s Dolimite, he’s always looking for were the white women be at? Is she white enough for you?

  • LOB
    April 27, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    Hmmm … love to meet the proud parents … NOT!!!

  • Largerthanlife
    April 27, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    Her arm fat can twerk with the best of them

  • COB
    April 27, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    Eh… I’d still let her empty the contents of her shit-pipe on my chest! 😀 😀 😀

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      April 27, 2016 at 7:31 pm

      Dude, WTF. Now I have to open a new bottle of bourbon to wash that visual out of my mind.

    • Johno
      May 4, 2016 at 2:53 am

      She would be the perfect fishmonger’s wife – or is that sexist?

  • Cee Em
    April 27, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    I don’t like the limelight so I’ve gone “undercover”: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555838778

  • ProfessorM
    April 27, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    Continuing to harass feisty isn’t going to get you anywhere… And you aren’t going to win an intellectual battle. She really is a lawyer, and in a battle of wits, you don’t have the right weapons. Honestly, just stop.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 27, 2016 at 9:47 pm

      Thank you!!! I’m not one for sappy behavior but I would give you a hug if you were standing here! Now I feel like a sissy and need to redeem myself….lol. I would respond to the troll(s) right now but I have had a long day. I’m here to read and laugh not remind someone how pathetic they are. I’m just going to ignore “it” from now on. No sense in giving this idiot my attention they so desperately seek.

      • ProfessorM
        April 28, 2016 at 7:38 am

        So apparently it has chosen to do me now…. Lmao feisty… See what I get for defending you? So, I’m gonna have to go find a picture and activate my wordpress…. God damn it….

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 28, 2016 at 8:17 am

          I’m sorry. I should have warned you ahead of time. Honestly, I don’t really know why this person hates me so much lol. Sad because if they met me face to face, they would probably kiss my bum.

          Anyway, please pick an animal I don’t want to be the crazy dog lady lol.

          Coffee time in 10 minutes for me… I can’t survive without it!

          • ProfessorM
            April 28, 2016 at 8:56 am

            I selected one with the stalker in mind. I didn’t see your request until after I picked it. I thought it was pretty appropriate all things considered 😉

  • ProfessorM
    April 27, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    Look, stalker chick…. I’m really trying to be nice here… You are beginning to seem really pathetic. We understand that the turtle did a story about you, and we all had a good laugh at your expense, but honestly, half of us don’t even remember your story. It’s over. MOVE ON! Anything else implies a mental disorder.

  • Maggie the Cat
    April 27, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    Poor Cora. This is terrifyingly sad.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    April 27, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    She’s famous now. Check YouTube for Ham Hock: the Legend, by Vernaculis. Just under three minutes of hilarity!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 27, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    So she likes sex. Who doesn’t?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 27, 2016 at 4:49 pm

      Loser. Too much time on your hands.

      • Just Sayin'
        April 27, 2016 at 5:19 pm

        Um, you seem to be on here all day…

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 27, 2016 at 9:49 pm

          Wow…. if that’s not the perfect example of exaggeration I don’t know what is. Shoo birdy, I’m only here when I smoke a cigarette and don’t want to stare at bushes or my child is not with me/sleeping… or when I don’t want to be a responsible adult and do paperwork, I want to escape this bullshit so I come here and upset people like you.

          XOXO!

          • Cuntpunter
            May 4, 2016 at 6:35 am

            Remember she’s a female lawyer. Thereby virtue of her sex inferior in EVERY way to a man. Anyone talking legal advice from this twat is an idiot looking to get fleeced.

  • Clive's not a racist, just ask him
    April 27, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    I’d still swipe right

    • Clives not racist, just ask him
      April 27, 2016 at 6:16 pm

      I’m just joking people, I wouldn’t fuck that with Hitler’s micropenis

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