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We’re just gonna leave this Tinder bio right here:
I believe this is what the kids these days refer to as “swipe left.” How perfect is the Instagram? “OwlsBatheInButterBeer.” Glorious. This is what we’re up against in our battle against PC safe space culture. I guess she forgot to add in her bio that by being “fat and perfect” (her words, not mine), she means loud, opinionated, rude, crude, and never wrong.
Remix:
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30 Comment(s)
Damn it! I’m married and too old to be on Tinder! I always miss out on the good stuff in life!
Tragic…..
She was found dead in Newport RI yesterday…….
http://www.abc6.com/story/31811919/dead-whale-washes-up-on-newports-hazards-beach
did she recently visit Duxbury? “Humpback whale washes up on Duxbury beach” My only thought after seeing her photos was: 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag. She REALY loves sex huh? I guarantee you, this thing has NEVER had sex
TB you were right the first time you wrote about this girl,more things to get to let this one go. This site has stated its great points on the umass discussion let’s not bully the shit out of her.
another great story gone international.
Remix was 10/10
Where’s Dolimite, he’s always looking for were the white women be at? Is she white enough for you?
Hmmm … love to meet the proud parents … NOT!!!
Her arm fat can twerk with the best of them
Eh… I’d still let her empty the contents of her shit-pipe on my chest! 😀 😀 😀
Dude, WTF. Now I have to open a new bottle of bourbon to wash that visual out of my mind.
My grad profile: http://thecityschool.org/grad-profile-cora-segal
She would be the perfect fishmonger’s wife – or is that sexist?
I don’t like the limelight so I’ve gone “undercover”: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555838778
Continuing to harass feisty isn’t going to get you anywhere… And you aren’t going to win an intellectual battle. She really is a lawyer, and in a battle of wits, you don’t have the right weapons. Honestly, just stop.
Thank you!!! I’m not one for sappy behavior but I would give you a hug if you were standing here! Now I feel like a sissy and need to redeem myself….lol. I would respond to the troll(s) right now but I have had a long day. I’m here to read and laugh not remind someone how pathetic they are. I’m just going to ignore “it” from now on. No sense in giving this idiot my attention they so desperately seek.
So apparently it has chosen to do me now…. Lmao feisty… See what I get for defending you? So, I’m gonna have to go find a picture and activate my wordpress…. God damn it….
I’m sorry. I should have warned you ahead of time. Honestly, I don’t really know why this person hates me so much lol. Sad because if they met me face to face, they would probably kiss my bum.
Anyway, please pick an animal I don’t want to be the crazy dog lady lol.
Coffee time in 10 minutes for me… I can’t survive without it!
I selected one with the stalker in mind. I didn’t see your request until after I picked it. I thought it was pretty appropriate all things considered 😉
Look, stalker chick…. I’m really trying to be nice here… You are beginning to seem really pathetic. We understand that the turtle did a story about you, and we all had a good laugh at your expense, but honestly, half of us don’t even remember your story. It’s over. MOVE ON! Anything else implies a mental disorder.
Poor Cora. This is terrifyingly sad.
She’s famous now. Check YouTube for Ham Hock: the Legend, by Vernaculis. Just under three minutes of hilarity!
Hilarious!
So she likes sex. Who doesn’t?
Loser. Too much time on your hands.
Um, you seem to be on here all day…
Wow…. if that’s not the perfect example of exaggeration I don’t know what is. Shoo birdy, I’m only here when I smoke a cigarette and don’t want to stare at bushes or my child is not with me/sleeping… or when I don’t want to be a responsible adult and do paperwork, I want to escape this bullshit so I come here and upset people like you.
XOXO!
Remember she’s a female lawyer. Thereby virtue of her sex inferior in EVERY way to a man. Anyone talking legal advice from this twat is an idiot looking to get fleeced.
I’d still swipe right
I’m just joking people, I wouldn’t fuck that with Hitler’s micropenis