Social Justice Warriors

This UMass Social Justice Warrior Is The Worst Person Who Has Ever Lived

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Third time we’re writing about this event at UMass yesterday, because it’s just so amazing. Once again, here’s the video of the panel of Christina Hoff Sommers, Milo Yiannopulous, and Steven Crowder, destroying and annihilating the most obnoxious social justice warriors to ever live:

In that video you can hear one woman in particular, who Christina Hoff-Sommers tells to stop acting like a child. You heard her throughout the entire performance, and we found out this story about her from Campus Reform:

One of the protesters took it upon herself to pass out literature expressing her concern for the “triggering” event, claiming the speakers “all demonstrate either that you don’t give a shit about people’s trauma and pain and think it’s funny to thrust people into states of panic and distress OR that you fundamentally do not understand what a trigger is, what it means to be triggered, and what a trigger warning is meant to prevent.”

When Campus Reform asked the activist to elaborate on the flyers, she refused to provide her name or comment because, as she put it, “Campus Reform causes death and death threats due to its extreme language.”

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Websites cause death. People who are this stupid get into college in 2016. 

As the speakers walked onto the stage they were greeted with boos and middle fingers from many audience members, to which Steven Crowder graciously responded with a middle finger of his own. The speakers were constantly interrupted throughout the event by shouts from the audience to “go home” or that “we don’t want you here,” with some of the most enthusiastic hollering coming from the very protester Campus Reform had attempted to speak with before the event.

Sweet Granda Moses. Ho-ly COW!! What the hell is that thing? What did I just watch? Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve profiled a lot of awful, awful people on Turtleboy Sports, but this amazing creature is by far the worst person who has ever lived:

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Before we go any further, let’s just address the elephant in the room (no pun intended). The girl puts the Mass in UMass. As much we want to ignore that, it’s almost impossible to do so. She is the epitome of everything that is wrong with social justice warriors, and the disgusting, despicable behavior she showed that dignified LADY on stage, makes everything about her fair game. Why shouldn’t we point it out? This is the American version of Kim Jong-Un. She’s a fascist who obviously has no tolerance for other people’s opinions. These people need to be publicly humiliated. It’s the only way they’ll learn just how much society hates everything about them.

What a whiny loser. I’m sorry, but the fact that she’s huge is fair game. If she were a nice person we would never say a word. But she’s a horrible, horrible human being. Plus, it speaks to her overall laziness. Call me an asshole, but if I was her I’d be at the gym instead of wasting my time trying to censor other people’s free speech.  Because clearly this girl is not going to live for very long if she continues the SJW lifestyle. It all comes back to personal responsibility, which these losers are unfamiliar with. Nothing is ever their fault, and if you suggest it is, then that’s hate speech. It’s not her fault she identifies as Jabba the Hutt, it’s yours for pointing it out. A responsible person doesn’t let themselves get to this point. A professional victim whines about bad metabolism and hate speech.

But yea, this girl represents everything that is wrong with college campus activism. Ms. Sommers is trying to speak. A civilized human being would listen to what she has to say and use the Q&A session at the end to challenge her. Not Catty Arbuckle though. She gets put in her place and her only response is, “Fuck you!!! Fuck youuuuuuuu!!!!” That was the moment you could tell just how full of shit she was. She got OWNED. Embarrassed. Humiliated. Emasculated. And everyone saw it. And her only response to yell “fuck you” twice, because everything she stands for is void and baseless.

Just think, someone is gonna have to marry this someday:

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LOL. Just kidding.

Then she starts yelling, “But this is free speech!!!”

No honey, it’s not. It’s just you being an asshole. The LADY up on stage is EXERCISING free speech. You’re destroying free speech.

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I think we can all agree that this was her finest moment:

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Holy fucking shit. She actually got winded from doing that. Waving her arms like a lunatic and crying “keep your hate speech out of this campus,” is the most exercise she has gotten since…..ever. I mean, just look at all that stuff flying around:

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All I could think of when I saw that was “Not the Momma!!!”

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Not suprisingly she got pretty tired after telling a highly respected speaker to “get the fuck out” over and over again, so she had to take a big ol’ swig of her condensed cream of chicken soup:

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Haaaaaavvee mercy.

Look, you don’t draw attention to yourself if you weigh 400 pounds. That’s just common sense. Because everyone already hates you for what you’re doing and saying. The fact that you’re also the poster child for American gluttony only makes it easier for everyone to unleash on you. Please, for your sake, keep a low profile.

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34 Comment(s)
  • Joe Max
    April 30, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Correct she may be a fascist-hater. But she never met a all-you-can-eat buffet, she did not accept and love.

  • TDF
    April 27, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    “Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan.” (Soon you will learn to appreciate me.)

    “Yang chas Soda chone Cookie!” (Bring me Soda and a Cookie)

    “Ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha…

  • Reddog
    April 27, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    I’m speechless. Who thought this girl these things? I feel sad for her. Life won’t be easy for her once she’s in the real world

  • kittykicker
    April 27, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    Wow…I am almost speechless!! How bout have some pride in yourself…and stop acting like a four year old throwing a tantrum because she couldn’t get the last Ring Ding, or should I say the last eight Ring Dings? It is impossible to have a rational and intelligent back-and-forth with these fools! They are incapable of being objective, and having an open-minded conversation, in a large group or one on one. She is doomed in the real world! Although, she will almost certainly be collecting Disability for her profession upon graduating! Disgusting on every conceivable level!!

  • Dave P
    April 27, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    She’s not destined for the workforce.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      April 27, 2016 at 3:14 pm

      Nope. Either living off of her parents or living off the taxpayers. That’s what the Great Wabbittdini sees in her future.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    April 27, 2016 at 11:56 am

    She hits every box on the SJW checklist.

    Thick glasses.
    Bad hair.
    Obese.
    Self-hating white person.
    Blames everyone else for their own faults.
    Responds to rational arguments by screaming obscenities.

  • Chris
    April 27, 2016 at 10:42 am

    Okay i am going with Roz from Monsters inc

  • ItsAllABadDream
    April 27, 2016 at 10:30 am

    Anyone see Monster’s Inc?

  • Chris From Georgia
    April 27, 2016 at 8:49 am

    What has just been seen cannot be unseen!! In a saner place and time this “person” would have been removed from the auditorium.

  • Jenn
    April 27, 2016 at 8:28 am

    This girl got picked on her whole life and now has a social platform to use to whine about it. This is what’s wrong with today’s youth.

  • The Philistine
    April 27, 2016 at 8:22 am

    Ha, Baby Sinclair.

    My thoughts exactly.

  • Ryan
    April 27, 2016 at 8:12 am

    I’ve worked for the Dept. Of Mental Health for 25+ years, she looks very familiar, or I’m guessing will be very familiar to the facility I work in.
    The lack of self care, the disproportionate emotional responses to the situation, the highly twisted, overly personalized view and repetiveness of the word Trigger along with the Classic look in her eyes would quite accurately predict she’ll be an inpatient at a DMH Facility, we’ll do our best.

  • Crowder sucks
    April 27, 2016 at 8:02 am

    Crowder is such a blow. Guys a loser.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 27, 2016 at 7:50 am

    Man, I need to carve out some time to watch that entire video!

    • ProfessorM
      April 27, 2016 at 8:37 am

      You won’t be disappointed, it was definitely worth wasting every spare minute of my day! They are so dead on about everything!

  • Mencken's Ghost
    April 27, 2016 at 7:34 am

    For whart it’s worth, Hoff-Sommers used to teach at Clark.

    • Vlad
      April 27, 2016 at 1:58 pm

      Shocking! Red Square Clark.

  • Donna
    April 27, 2016 at 7:32 am

    What the hell did I just watch???? I’m going to have nightmares!!!

  • April 27, 2016 at 6:55 am

    I bet she stroked out last night after seeing Trump sweep the NE corridor. On a side note, I wonder how many buffets she’s put out of business.

  • The Great Dolemite
    April 27, 2016 at 6:50 am

    Where am all da white womens at?

  • UsualSuspect
    UsualSuspect
    April 27, 2016 at 6:13 am

    She should hook up with the “Fuck Trump, Black lives matter” kid. Match made in internet heaven!

  • Tngsucks
    April 27, 2016 at 2:19 am

    If she ever gets the D I garranty copious amounts of alcohol will be involved.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 26, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    I want to say stuff so soooooo bad. It’s like my brain is begging my fingers to be mean. I just can’t though. It’s too much for me to process.

    • BobnMic
      April 27, 2016 at 8:39 am

      Is that Pat from SNL?

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        April 27, 2016 at 8:46 am

        All it needs is a pair of glasses!

      • BobnMic
        April 27, 2016 at 8:51 am

        Also reminds ME of the screaming wife in the movie Arthur, “MY HUSBAND HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!!”

      • jr
        April 27, 2016 at 1:48 pm

        Pretty sure it is Roz from Monsters Inc

  • ProfessorM
    April 26, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    It took me all day to finish the two hours, but it was SO worth it! So dead on accurate! I did a lot of work on Umass campus, and everyone of those rich kids really are that messed up! I once had an hour long argument with a Professor of Gender Science, because she believed that the construction workers had left her balcony door open, and “let the fruit flies in”…. Tried explaining to her that the six pack of bananas that she left on the counter for three months while her apartment was being refurbished was the culprit… But she wasn’t having it!! You really can’t argue with stupid!

  • Eric
    April 26, 2016 at 11:28 pm

    I swear over everything I love, I knew this woman looked like this. What an obnoxious intolerant pig. Is that a trigger word??? Good.

  • TargetPractice
    April 26, 2016 at 11:25 pm

    What’s that blob’s trigger? Twinkies? Because they are going to trigger some diabetes

  • ProfessorM
    April 26, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    Exactly what I pictured when I watched it! Of course, when Louder said to it, “what are you? A he, a she? A wild boar maybe? That was kind of a dead giveaway!….. Lol!

  • Rudi Scherff
    April 26, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    When I was in college in the late 1960’s the dorm prefect was a Viet Vet with a slight limp and scars on his face and chest. For him fireworks were a triggering event. A few people enjoyed setting off fireworks in he dorms. One night I went and confronted those into the pyrotechnics–I told them not to do it anymore. They agreed. I did have a brace of varsity football players behind me. Can this young lady tell us about the triggers that bother her. Perhaps a shuttered Dunkin Donuts is a trigger.

  • Don Tazemebro
    April 26, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    What a slob.

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