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This Undocumented Immigrant On The Run For Milford Murder Should’ve Moved To Brockton So Michelle Dubois Could’ve Tipped Him Off

This Undocumented Immigrant On The Run For Milford Murder Should’ve Moved To Brockton So Michelle Dubois Could’ve Tipped Him Off

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WHDHMassachusetts State Police and Milford police are asking for the public’s help in locating a man in connection with a person who was found dead Sunday at a home in Milford. Authorities identified Jusselo D. Dos Reis as a person of interest in the death of a North Bow Street resident, according to Worcester County District Attorney Joseph Early. Reis, who is described as 5 feet 6 inches tall, 140 pounds, with brown hair and brown eyes. He believed to be driving a black 2003 Ford Explorer with Massachusetts registration 7JN555. Authorities have issued a warrant for Reis’ arrest for aggravated assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Reis is believed to have illegally entered the United States from Brazil “without inspection,” the Department of Homeland Security says.

Pro tip for Jusselo – if you’re here illegally and you want to commit a crime, move to Brockton. There’s a wonderful woman there named Michelle DuBois who you should follow on Facebook. She uses her power as a State Representative to warn people like you that the cops are looking for you, so you can lay low for a couple days before committing a crime.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m not a “send em back,” “illegal means illegal” kind of guy. I don’t like when I see some janitor and father of four who moved here illegally from El Salvador 25 years ago and has obeyed our laws every since, getting deported and torn apart from his family. To me that doesn’t help America, and it’s bizarre how some people seem to get off on watching families get split apart.

But this guy? Why is he here? Just by looking at his Facebook page you can see that he’s made zero attempt to assimilate:

Nothing on his page is in English. And this is where bleeding hearts piss normal people off. They want to protect EVERYONE who is here illegally. Not just the hard working janitor. Shitbags like this too. Why can’t we all just meet in the middle somewhere? Why can’t common sense prevail? If you’re a father of four and working as a janitor for 20 years, we’ll hook you up with a pathway to citizenship. Yes, you broke the law 20 years ago, but ultimately you’ve proved that you’re an asset and you’re willing to work and pay taxes and contribute to society. But if you’re a single guy like this who is obviously doing nothing and you’re on a path to murder someone, you can’t stay here. You gotta go. What is so hard about differentiating between the two?

But instead of just admitting that there MIGHT be a small problem in this country with illegal immigration, we get excuses like this:

Yes, there was a hit and run driver in Milford who killed a 5 year old boy and ended up being a white lady from town. She will pay for her crime in a court of law. And yes, there are TONS of white Americans raping like it’s going out of style in this country.

But what the dolts fail to point out is that we are stuck with those white Americans. There’s nowhere for us to deport them to. Believe me, I’d love to send all these white people we write about to ratchet island once we purchase that land in the Quabbin Reservoir. But we don’t own it yet, so for now we’re stuck with white American gutterslugs who commit crimes.

However, we are not stuck with Jusselo and crew. We have the option to get rid of them, but we’re CHOOSING to keep him here, because morons like Pamella would rather play the race card than fix an easily fixable societal ill.

Oh, and for the “build the wall” people, a wall wouldn’t have done shit here. This guy is from Brazil. He came here on a plane and likely overstayed his visa. Building a wall is an expensive, big government overreach that simply isn’t a cost effective solution. If you want a wall then you’re not a real conservative. You’re a big government liberal. Just own it.

Anyway, if you’ve seen this chudlupa, call the cops because he probably murdered someone.




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13 Comment(s)
  • Hfsa
    July 19, 2017 at 8:17 am

    I think about ratchet island with the same wonder as Hank Hill thinking about propane and freedom

  • They call me Ponch
    July 18, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Pinhead! Good one!

    I thought Zikas were those chick drinks?

  • Wabbitt
    July 18, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    Was that pinhead born with zika?

  • Mom's Basement
    July 18, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    Why can’t all Brazilians be like the ones that I spend hours watching on xhamster?

  • KimberlyS
    July 18, 2017 at 11:58 am

    While it’s true that many people do overstay their visas in the US, you do realize that all the people crossing the Mexican border illegally into the US are not necessarily Mexican, don’t you? They come from all parts of South America, China, the Middle East, etc., because it’s the easiest place to get in to the US.

    Hence, Build the Wall.

  • bigdaddy
    Marty Walsh
    July 18, 2017 at 11:27 am

    Jusselo please stop by Boston City Hall we have a room for you

    • bigdaddy
      Joe Petty
      July 18, 2017 at 11:30 am

      NO come to Worcester I want him

      • True Reality Speaks
        Maura Healey
        July 18, 2017 at 10:05 pm

        No, wait – I could use him to get more illegal votes!

        • bigdaddy
          Martha Coakley
          July 19, 2017 at 9:21 am

          Its not illegal to be illegal in MA

  • Puddintaine
    July 18, 2017 at 11:14 am

    I really can’t tell what’s up with turtleboy. Sometimes I think he’s an ignorant racist prick other times he actually makes valid points in the blog. Too bad the white supremacists are trying to take it over. Those people seem to flock to places where they can be anonymous. Kind of amusing how cowardly they tend to be, hiding in the shadows and such. Good article TBS. Glad to know there are people out there whom aren’t blinded by ignorance and willing to apply common sense to something as heated as the immigration debate

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      July 18, 2017 at 10:03 pm

      Another delusional, useful idiot. Real white supremacists are few and far between – and no one pays any attention to those dipshits except liberal race baiters. Which there are a whole lot more of.

      The real problem lies with you libs. Keeping minorities and the poor down on the plantation –
      all so you sociopaths can feel safe and smugly superior. That’s the real racism, Pud!

  • The Executioner
    July 18, 2017 at 10:53 am

    I have to disagree with Turtleboy on this one. There is no such thing as an undocumented immigrant. If you didn’t come here by the way of our laws, then you broke the law, and illegal is illegal…illegal ALIEN. And there is no statute of limitations, no anchor babies, no nothing. You belong locked up and when you have fulfilled your sentence, deported back to the scummy part of the planet you crawled out from under. You come here illegally, breed, live your life and expect all to be forgiven and us all to look away and say, it’s OK…we forgive you because you have been like OJ Simpson and on best behavior…HELL NO. I’ve said it before and will say it again…start cutting off limbs before deportation and we won’t need a wall because they will be easy pickings as they try to crawl back.

  • Fed up
    July 18, 2017 at 10:43 am

    What the hell did you just say??? I’m a big government liberal because I believe in the law and I want a wall???

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