This Uxbridge Stripper Mom Who Will Clean Your House Naked For $300 With Some Touching Seems Like A Great Value
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The turtle house could use some cleaning, and Mrs. Turtleboy and I are too busy to keep up with the latest disaster Turtleboy Jr. and Turtle Princess create on a daily basis. Luckily we may have found a solution with this Craig’s List ad:
So let me get this straight. You’re a hot mom who will clean my house…….naked? You offer a “speak or be silent” option, which is something every married man in America would trade in their kid’s college fund to pay for. Touching is “negotiable,” and all of this ranges from $75-300? This chick has to be a gravy dumpster right?
Turns out her name is Milla Chavaune, she’s from Uxbridge, and with Mrs. Turtleboy’s blessing we will be hiring her to clean up our house shortly:
She’s got a little Rachel Starr in her. I like it.
She’s also experienced with her clothes off, and is an alumni of the Riviera Club:
And according to Milla, business is good:
The most ratchet part of this is how this chick treats herself like the Wal-Mart of naked cleaning ladies. I’m sorry, but two hours of work, plus commuting, and only leaving there with $200 seems well below market rate. Attorney Dick N. Vulva Esq. makes more than that in an hour writing us a cease and desist letter.
Not everyone is a fan though. Mostly salty chicks:
And according to Milla that $300 does NOT come with a complementary face frosting:
I don’t understand why chicks gotta be hating on each other like that. Mandy’s a prim lookin star gazer herself:
And I’m sure the jobs she’s gotten have had NOTHING to do with her looks either, so she’s totally one to judge.
Anyway, gotta run this one by Mrs. Turtleboy, but I think the $300 package sounds the most appealing. The question is, how many referrals is this chick gonna get from this blog? Hook it up with 10% girl. Or at least advertise on our site for a couple months. We could use a naked cleaning lady ad on Turtleboy Sports. Just sayin.
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