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This Video Of A Shrewsbury Lucky Sperm Crying About Being Oppressed Because Trump Got Elected Is Fantastic SJW Watching

If you grew up in Shrewsbury, went to St. John’s, graduated from Colgate, and own a North Face jacket, then you are not really oppressed.

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A turtle rider sent us this hilarious video of a local SJW putting on one of the greatest performances of all time on election night when he found out that President-Elect Donald Trump had won:

Borderling Shakespearian. Standing ovation!!

His name is Karl Louis Uy (yes, his name is Carl Lewis). If he seemed a littel over the top in that video, it’s because he’s always been involved in theater. He’s also a 2016 graduate of Colgate University,



So let me get this straight. Karl here has the luxury of taking a vacation to go to Alaska as a “research assistant” for a couple years, but I’m the one with all the privileges? Makes sense.

He’s also a 2012 graduate of St. John’s High School in Shrewsbury, where he grew up.

Now let me just start by saying, that if you live in Shrewsbury and you STILL went to St. John’s, then you are the definition of privilege. Shrewsbury High School is a Goddamn PALACE!! It costs a lot of money to live in Shrewsbury, and they pay a lot of property taxes to have nice schools there. If you live there and you STILL think that Shrewsbury High School isn’t good enough for you, and you STILL come from a family that can afford to write a check every year to St. John’s, then you are the exact opposite of oppressed.

I mean, it’s one thing when families from Worcester or Spencer or Webster send their kids to St. John’s. That I get. St. John’s invests in itself. Their sports programs are phenomenal. They don’t put up with bullshit. They will make a man out of your boy. Plus, no one wants to send their kid to a school where the ceilings are literally falling from the sky.

So it’s understandable when parents from dump towns send their kids to St. John’s.

But to me the whole purpose of living in a place like Shrewsbury or Westboro or Northboro or Holden, is that you get to send your kid to a great public high school that the town is invested in, with so many things to offer them. If you live in these towns and you still think those schools aren’t good enough for your kids, it means you’ve obviously done something right and your children are incredibly privileged.

Knowing that about him, let’s review some things he said in that hilarious soliloquy:

“I know many of you in my social media circles have the privilege of not being in quite as much danger as many immigrants, black and brown folks and other minorities like myself – the danger that we are in.”

Notice he says, “many of you in my circles have the privilege of…..” That’s because most people he is friends with from his time in Shrewsbury, St. John’s, Colgate, and the drama circuit, are white:


And as you can see by the look in Karl’s eyes (bottom left), he is in SERIOUS danger!!

“A mere three hours ago I did not think I would find myself in this position, where I do not know what’s in store for me, and the people I care about, my family, my loved ones, all my closest friends who identify in the varied groups that Donald Trump thinks as less than human.”

So let me get this straight. Donald Trump thinks anyone who isn’t a white guy is “less than human?” Hmmmmm. Well, here’s the thing – Donald Trump has already appointed three women who are children of immigrants, to his cabinet. One of them is Transportation Secretary Elaine Chou, who moved to the United States when she was eight. And just like Karl, she’s Asian. But please, tell me more about how Trump thinks people like you are “less than human.”


“And I don’t know who to blame. I have ideas who to blame, demographic groups, whatever. But that’s not helpful. But, I just feel so betrayed by everyone who has chosen to vote for Donald Trump and everyone who has refused to vote or has chosen to vote third party, everyone who has allowed this to happen, either because they’re either so disgustingly bigoted that they think this man is a worthy leader. Or that they could not put aside their pride and kept on saying ‘never Hillary.’ That they couldn’t see the danger that this man puts our country in. I don’t know what I could say other than, I do not forgive you. I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU!!”

This part of the rant was the best. He got soooooooo mad!! In case you were wondering, he does NOT forgive you if you voted your conscience and decided that a hippie like Jill Stein was more worthy of your vote than a corporate sellout like Hillary Clinton.



Bitch, you’re wearing a North Face. You don’t get to whine about oppression while you’re wearing a North Face.

“I did what I had to do to survive. You could’ve done what you had in your great privilege and power, in your whiteness, in your wealth, in your manhood, in your masculinity – what it is that gives you a leg up over people like me and so many others that are now in such a precarious position. To think that you would do such a thing to us.”

Yea, all you people with “your wealth” could’ve stopped Trump. Not Karl Louis Uy though. He’s dirt poor. He could barely afford a four year vacation at an elite private university!! Everyone knows that rich people all voted for Trump. It’s why poor towns like Weston, Southborough, Harvard, Brookline, and Newton voted overwhelmingly for Hillary Clinton.

And did this little shit for brains really just suggest that people, “in their whiteness” and “in their manhood” had a leg up over people like him? Because I’m white, and I’m 1,000% man. But my parents couldn’t afford to send me to St. John’s or Colgate, so I got to go to Worcester South High School instead. Must’ve been cool to go to a high school with walls and functional toilets. I wouldn’t know. After that it was on to UMass, because I couldn’t afford to go to Assumption College or Providence, even though I got into both. That was fine though, because a degree is a degree. And unlike lucky sperm here, I actually had to take out loans to go to state school, which I finally paid off Tuesday. (YAY!!)

“15 seconds of solemn silence.”

That was my favorite part of the video. The long periods of silence. Like he’s just sitting there thinking about all the terrible things that are about to happen to him because of Hurricane Trump.

Anyway, has anyone checked up on this kid? Because from the looks of that video, he’s having a tough time. It’s been over three weeks now, so you have to assume something terrible has happened to him by now, right? I mean, he couldn’t possibly have been exaggerating about the imminent danger he was put in because of this election, could he? Nah, SJW’s never dramatize anything.


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21 Comment(s)
  • the walking dead
    December 2, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    This friggin moron is acting like it’s the zombie apocalypse or some shit. One, his acting skills blow donkey dick and two i hope he’s squirrelled away enough canned goods, he’s a chunky monkey.

  • John Galt
    December 2, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    All I can picture during this cry-fest is the label of his tighty-whiteys being yanked over his head during his 4 yrs at SJ’s.

    Incidentally, 82% of Phillipinos are devout Roman Catholic, less than 5% muslim.

  • Check the Google results!
    December 2, 2016 at 9:40 am

    Google Karl Uy and you will find a surgeon by that name in Worcester. Oppression my ass!

  • NoseFace
    December 2, 2016 at 7:13 am

    The only thing brown and oppressed in that article are those titties trying burst out of that dress. Mother of god I wanna suck on those.

  • Reddog
    December 1, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    He stated that he is an immigrant,so if he’s that unhappy and scared,maybe this isn’t the country for him. Maybe he should try somewhere else.

  • Publius
    December 1, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    We agree this has been best three weeks. Trump wasn’t in top 5 choices but we did it anyway.

  • Lonely Drifter
    December 1, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    I would plow most of his female classmates in that picture. If I agree to be oppressed can I hand out some mustache rides?

  • Class of 2012
    December 1, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    Went to high school with him
    He was a very open supporter of communism
    If you don’t like it fuckin leave dude
    Jesus Christ

    • Whittaker Chambers
      December 2, 2016 at 6:22 am

      Bingo 2012. ALL of these SJWs ARE Communists. Commies are anti -Christian, pro-islam, anti -American. Nailed it. Commie indoctrination is patient and has been working on this for 50 plus years. Islam is thier partner. They both have a stated goal. America.

  • Wormtown Kris
    December 1, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    Now that I know that Karl will not forgive me, I am SO glum!!!!!! LOL.

  • Drylaw
    December 1, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    Nice rack on the soul sistah
    He should have tried to play with them and be less angry

  • Fatfingr Lou
    December 1, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    Oh, HELL no! This is not MY Saint John’s!

    The Xaverian Brothers in my day would have been all over this guy like White Faced Hornets after their nest was knocked over on a cold Fall afternoon. That haircut was made for grabbing and bashing against a wall locker.

    Brother Ivan, Brother Bourbon, Brother D. KO…

    Study, play sports, go to college…or get an attitude adjustment when you go off-track or lose focus.

    The Jesuits were pussies in comparison.

  • Suck it SJWs
    December 1, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    He’ll be the next president–of a college in Amherst.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 1, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    “I don’t know what I could say other than, I do not forgive you. I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU!!” Ummm, who gives two fucks. I will continue to sit here taking a long draw on those DELICIOUS liberal tears. Keep em coming!

  • GoneWest
    December 1, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    I’m not a little bitch, that’s what gives me a leg up over you.

  • Hugh Beaumont
    December 1, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    LMFAO! He certainly was channelling his inner Charlton Heston even though as a real person Heston was the exact opposite of this pussy.

  • KimberlyS
    December 1, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    Congrats on paying off the student loans! I’m sooooo looking forward to that day, myself!

  • cm
    December 1, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    This is why I am so thrilled about the election. Was Trump my first choice? No he wasn’t, but I am thrilled because this was the silent majority of the country, standing together and giving Liberals, the PC crowd, the Entitled crowd, and most importantly the ESTABLISHMENT the biggest FUCK YOU in my lifetime. We are the silent majority because we do not have the time to bitch and whine, to protest, to OCCUPY. We are the ones that are busy WORKING, we are the ones busy raising our families, we are the ones shouldering the majority of taxes that support all of these social programs that are scammed and raped (pardon the expression) so that those in need may not get the full benefit.

  • Mr Butthurt
    December 1, 2016 at 11:49 am

    5 mins of my life and I want a refund. I fully expected him to start weeping.

  • WormtownorBust
    December 1, 2016 at 11:41 am

    That pic of him and his friends. Not a drop of testosterone in any of the ‘men.’

    • Infidel Larry
      December 1, 2016 at 7:45 pm

      Yesssssss! I LIKE it! This has been the best 4 weeks of my life!

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