So called “bike life” maggots are some of the worst society has to offer. They’re a bunch of urban hoodrats who just figured out that dirt bikes are fun, except instead of riding them on trails in the middle of nowhere they terrorize city streets by doing tricks, ignoring traffic signals, and taking over public roadways. That’s why this video from Boylston Street in Boston yesterday was so satisfying.
That poor car. Hope its OK.
If you’re gonna be a hardo like this you should probably learn how to balance your bike first. Things were OK while he was doing the wheelie.
But it was getting the wheel down part that proved too difficult.
This was the point where he realized that he was probably about to die.
To his credit he got right back up, got on his bike, and left the scene of the crime.
But God willing he broke a couple bones and is suffering from internal bleeding. I wish him nothing but the worst, and I thank him for that very satisfying entertainment on a Tuesday.
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