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Tinsel Twatwaffle Asks Facebook Strangers To Finance Her Christmas A Week Before The Big Day With Shady Story About Missing Shelter Deadlines 


There’s literally a week to go until Christmas and we got ratchets out here pulling stunts like this.

So she’s living in a shelter, asking for free shit from strangers for Christmas, and the picture she uses is a Christmas tree with a bunch of presents underneath. As soon as I looked at her Facebook page I realized we were dealing with a guttermuppet.

Nuff said.

I’m just gonna come out and say it – I have NO sympathy or compassion whatsoever for gutterslugs like this. None. I actually despise them. I hate anyone who posts on a community Facebook page asking strangers to finance their Christmas. She lives in a shelter (which she doesn’t specify), and shelters don’t let kids go without presents on Christmas morning. There are a million and one programs and privately run charities out there that exist for the sole purpose of helping out people like this.But because they’re too lazy to get their shit together it becomes society’s job to make sure their crotch fruits have a Merry Christmas. Maybe what these people really need to get their shit together is to see the utter look of disappointment and resentment from their poon polyps on Christmas morning.

Here’s another novel idea – STOP REPRODUCING!! How hard is it to go down to Planned Parenthood and get some free birth control? Our tax dollars go to PP under the assumption that it prevents people like you from firing fuck trophies out of their baby cannons once every leap year. But you can’t be bothered to get your ass down there because you’re addicted to raw dog and chuds in flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats who don’t understand the concept of pulling out.

Where is this shelter anyway?

Lowell, Tewksbury, Woburn. One of those. She missed the deadline for free shit because…..fuck responsibility. Now she wants strangers on Facebook to give her free shit and she’s badmouthing the shelter (“the shelter isn’t much help) that lets her stay there for free.

How old are the kids?

Twelve, nine, and 4.5. So then why are you selling newborn diapers and EBT brand formula?

Other people started calling her out on her bullshit too, and she didn’t like that.

Meanwhile idiots like this are there to lecture people who are trying to help well-intentioned women from getting scammed.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, and look who showed up…..

The woman who INVENTED online scamming – Kelly “Scamerica” Jenerico.

If you’re getting advice on ANYTHING from Scamerico, you have completely failed at life.

This is how she responded to people who rightfully criticized her poor planning and parenting.

The problem is that you’re clearly lying about the shelter, acting shady, and expecting strangers to bail you out a week before Christmas. When you post in a public forum people have every right to criticize you. If you can’t handle that then try being a normal, responsible parent who doesn’t end up as Turtleboy bait.



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40 Comment(s)
  • shawn
    May 18, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    I am here
    Did u get help?

  • Who tree is that?
    January 6, 2020 at 8:59 am

    Take a look under the tree…. There is a choo choo train! How bad can things be with a little choo choo?

  • Carlo
    December 21, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    I miss the good old days
    If this douchebag needed money she would go to a mob owned whore house and suck cocks for the cash
    As it should be for broads who fucked up thier lives

  • Renfro
    December 21, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    I’d let her lick my balls if she was a good girl

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips
    December 20, 2019 at 11:29 am

    I live in Tewksbury and witness all these nasty slug-pumps and their 3 to 6 children per person every Saturday invading the gas station loading up on Newports, DD’s, Ben & Jerry’s and all sorts of nutritious Little Debbie and other nasty ass shit. It’s a crackhead, heroin, STD fest like none other…they are the nastiest collection of scum ever assembled. I get home and shower and scrub whatever shit may have landing on me due to their constant bronchial coughs as I walk to my car.

  • T.R.
    December 20, 2019 at 4:10 am

    It’s buns up time for Brittany, the life sized Behaving Badly Butt Stuff Barbie.
    This calls for a pink sock at the finish.

  • WeRFucked
    December 19, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    No Christmas presents from any of the daddies?
    Good choice in sperm donors Brit.

    Why are some girls so attracted to losers that they think having children with them is a good idea?

    No family help since I assume you burned those bridges long ago? I feel so sorry for your children. They don’t deserve to be punished like this.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    December 19, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    Does Planned Parenthood charge women for abortions? Yes

    Do they receive $50B from the Federal Gov’t? Yes

    Do they receive even more from states as well? Yes

    Do they still ask for donations through ads? Yes

    Where does all the money go?
    Ask the DNC and Dem politicians; they know!

    • Judge dread
      December 19, 2019 at 10:35 pm

      It’s all free because eugenics has to be available to all according to the globalists. They don’t have to charge because they harvest the baby and ship it off to bu* pharma for organ harvesting. That’s where stems come from. It’s so disgusting at every level.

  • missletoed
    December 19, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    what ever happened to good old-fashioned selling yourself for sex to get some cash?

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 19, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    After some thorough research, I am SHOCKED that her crotch fruits are not brown. Bravo Brit!

    For once, my niglet detection sensors were wrong. I’m gonna call it a day. Now I’m questioning everything I’ve ever believed in.

  • Judge dread
    December 19, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    She is obviously selling shit she got from WIC benefits; baby bottles and formula. She should have all of her DTA benefits revoked and her child’s custody revoked in definitely. There are plenty of couples that want children but can have them and will adopt the child and give the child the life and upbringing they deserve.

    If the left is so hell bent on making abortion a sacrament in their fucked up cult mind, then why don’t we just go full on eugenics and sterilize people like this? I bet the SJW and AOC types will say sterilization is bad but fully support infanticide and abortions up to the age of 3.

  • Pro Rape
    December 19, 2019 at 9:47 am

    WOULD! Would would would! There are seven or eight thick ropes of cum all over my keyboard right now! WOULD!!!!

  • Taint Good
    December 19, 2019 at 9:07 am

    You can fb message Scamerica and she responds with funny shot then blocks you lol!! I had some choice words!!!

  • Silencio Dogood
    December 19, 2019 at 1:48 am

    Just donate directly to shelters, if you feel the need, just not last Thanksgiving’s canned pumpkin pie filling. Better yet, call to ask what they actually need. Then call Brittany and set up a meet in the Harold Parker State Forest for a truckload of Barbies, she’ll get there and wander the woods through the new year.

    • johny pissoff
      December 19, 2019 at 11:28 am

      donate lima beans and corn starch

  • Coward
    December 19, 2019 at 12:56 am

    Didn’t get to finish Kelly. When you see this just know. I am going to grab you by your hair. And punch you an endless amount of times in that Newport infected throat

  • Cowards
    December 19, 2019 at 12:51 am

    Irresponsible childish loser deadbeat junkie parents!!! I’m 23 years old and have more of a head on my shoulders than these fully grown fuck heads. I will NEVER have a kid until my girlfriend and I start making payments on our house. We both already have our careers now I just want to 100% make sure that my child will never have to go through this type of bullshit because the parent in my life had a drug problem herself. It’s embarrassing as fuck and plain greedy and self centered. Get ur Fuckin shit together and stop begging you fuckin losers!! Go out and earn it!!! It’s not fucking hard!! Lazy fucks everywhere! And hey kelly, I’m a dude and all and I don’t usually hit women but you’re not a woman. You’re a hogBeast and when I see you for that little brain tumor stint you did I am going to punch your fat fuckin face in you greasehog.

  • Y
    December 18, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    “Our tax dollars go to PP under the assumption that it prevents people like you from firing fuck trophies out of their baby cannons once every leap year.”

    Don’t forget, in addition to Planned Parenthood (PP) being taxpayer funded, they make hundreds of millions of dollars selling fetal tissue, organs, etc.

    Also, the founder of PP, Margaret Sanger (Democrat/KKK), was a known racist and eugenicist. She helped create PP to keep the negroes, specifically, from reproducing; learn your history.

    PP is a human trafficking scheme and it’s priority is to keep the “poors” (blacks, Hispanics, etc.) from becoming the majority.

    Minorities – get your act together; Democrats don’t like you – they like to benefit off you.

  • Vigil Ante
    Vigil Ante
    December 18, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    C’mon everyone, cut her some slack. Maybe she didn’t know What day Christmas was on this year. How do you expect her to keep track of secret information like that.

  • Judge dread
    December 18, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    Also, where is Bill Clinton? She is kinda hot, and us turtle riders know Bill Clinton would hit this hard.

  • Judge dread
    December 18, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Selling a 5 rack of Marlboro cigs on FB- that’s fucking ghetto. What is wrong with these slug rakes?

  • Big fan
    December 18, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Wow man good story. When you see all the hard work and background put into this one you can understand why there was no content while you partied with the boys at the Pats game, and Mrs. Turtleboy watched the crotch fruits. Crotch fruits, funny everytime!!! Anyway, where can I donate to the Turtlefund?

    • Travis Rearick
      wholesome guy
      December 18, 2019 at 10:08 pm

      I disliked this because I won’t support disparaging remarks against TB, but I just wanted to tell you that the sarcastic tone of your comment was on point. If you don’t write in any capacity, you should.

    • Big fan
      December 19, 2019 at 7:12 pm

      Snowflakes don’t like Uncle TB being called out on being a lazy hypocritical grifter 🙁

      • Travis Rearick
        wholesome guy
        December 19, 2019 at 8:37 pm

        unlike big fan here, who hopefully sticks to his day job

  • White Christmas
    December 18, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    I can give you the yule log and stuff your stocking and then cum down your chimney for ya.
    And then on new years eve you can watch my ball drop.

  • Wouldn't not worth it
    December 18, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Would but not if it means a fake pre-planned rape charge so she can grow her sympathy scam empire.

    Gotta stop saying would! Forgetting about all the scammers who see fake rape as a pay raise.

  • fourbagger
    December 18, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Might want to change the text about selling newborn diapers. He kid is FOUR AND A HALF MONTHS. Not 4.5 years old. Read again.

    • fourbagger
      December 18, 2019 at 5:18 pm


    • dr. fill
      December 18, 2019 at 5:42 pm

      LMAO. Since when did reading comprehension matter to TB?

  • Einstltz.
    December 18, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Christmas is not for kids. It is for titties. Even if it is like you are looking down at some newly poured pancake batter in the pan. Einsteltz.

  • Bill Clinton
    December 18, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    I pay well for a good blowjob sweetie. Extra if you do it front of the kids.

  • Scum
    December 18, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    LMAOOOO this girl has a husband who is a heroin dealer, they got arrested at the free hotel shelter they were staying at in Woburn a few years back.

    Google him, “Mike Steele” he was even with Micheal Lacrosse (Mia Curtatones BF) on a high speed car chase. He’s always flashing money and drugs on FB maybe she should ask him for some cash.

    • Natasha
      December 18, 2019 at 8:47 pm

      Related to Landon?

    • Dr. Kildaire
      December 19, 2019 at 9:23 am

      Mike Steele. Wasn’t he in that movie “Little Anal Annie”?

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    How about a nice Cleveland steamer for Christmas?

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      December 19, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      I’m partial to a proper Cincinatti bow tie but that could just be the aristocrat in me.

    • Just a dollop will do ya
      December 20, 2019 at 3:54 am

      C’mon, be little more inventive.
      I’d go with a Groucho and a Hershey’s Kiss on the forehead.

      • Friend of Bill Clinton
        December 20, 2019 at 12:49 pm

        How about we turn her into a Arkansas Christmas Cookie?

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