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Tittoo-clad Manchester Pudding Buffalo Mother Of 10 Whose Fugitive Brother Ran Away From Halfway House After 18 Years In Jail Is Knocking Bitches Out With Her Kids

Tittoo-clad Manchester Pudding Buffalo Mother Of 10 Whose Fugitive Brother Ran Away From Halfway House After 18 Years In Jail Is Knocking Bitches Out With Her Kids

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Lowell SunU.S. Marshals are looking for help tracking down an inmate with a violent past who failed to return to a halfway house in Manchester on Monday. Eric Judkins, 42, an inmate at the Hampshire House, had been serving part of a 27-month sentence for an assault that occurred while he was in federal prison, according to a press release issued by the U.S. Marshals Service. The assault on the inmate occurred while Judkins was serving a 210-month sentence for the 1999 robbery of the Gateway Credit Union in Hudson, according to the release. Judkins is a 5-foot, 10-inch tall white male who weighs approximately 160 pounds, the release states. He has brown eyes and a shaved head. The 42-year-old has an extensive array of tattoos that cover his face, head, neck, chest, arms and hands.

Man, how are they ever gonna find this guy? It’s not like he has any distinguishable characteristics that make him stand out in a crowd. Probably never gonna see him again.

What a maroon this guy is. He just spent 18 years in prison. He’s in a halfway house now. He’s almost completely free. And he figured NOW would be a good time to go on the run and add a few more years onto his sentence. He must miss his boys in the can:

And he must not be watching CNN either. Dude, it’s the perfect time to be a white nationalist. They’re literally everywhere. Never been a better time to be free if you’re a skinhead white guy covered in facial tattoos. Just watch out because they’re tearing statues down now and it might hurt your feels.

Eric Judkins also has a Facebook page which appears to be maintained by his sister Mandy Judkins.

And now that he’s on the run she’s calling out bitches that “can’t say nothing right.”

But I guess the thought of returning home just wasn’t that appealing. In fairness, if I had to choose between moving to Manchester and going to jail, I’d have to at least think about it for a while. I mean, if this is all you got on the outside:

You’re probably better off with these guys:

Just sayin.

Naturally Mandy is a titoo-clad ghettosaurus rex.

That’s a New Bedford 12 if I’ve ever seen one.

She’s also looking to add a new tittoo to her collection:

Poor Waldo.

Don’t let the tittoos fool you though. Mandy is an upscale, cultured debutante.

She believes it’s not fair that she doesn’t get to win the Power Ball, because unlike the rich old people who always win it, she has not one, not two, but TEN children to take care of:

Naturally they have a wide array of sperm donors and their family photographs look like a paint sample card from Benjamin Moore. But she makes sure they “still have what they need.” And by “I” she means “the taxpayers,” and by “what they need” she means “cheetos and iPhones.”

She likes to bond with her older children by discussing character development in their favorite Emily Bronte novels. Just kidding. They bond by fucking bitches up who disrespect their “house”:

Grandma Turtleboy and Auntie Turtleboy can totally relate to situations like this. This is a perfectly normal mother-daughter relationship.

Now the fun part – guess her age:

If you guessed 37, you understand what spitting out 10 kids while living in Manchvegas can do to a person. She might only be 37 in earth years, but in Manchvegas years she’s closing in on 112. Don’t worry though, she’s still fertile and spitting out twins left and right:

And just like her brother, she also doesn’t like obeying the law. Particularly when it comes to driving a car with a license:

Mandy Judkins, 31, of Chestnut Street, Nashua, was charged Nov. 3 with driving while on a restricted license for being certified as a Habitual Offender, class B felony. At about 11 a.m., Nashua Police stopped a vehicle Judkins was operating on Vine Street. A records check confirmed Judkin’s license status was revoked as she was certified as a Habitual Offender. She was subsequently arrested.

Oh yea, this pudding buffalo was a good investment for the taxpayers of New Hampshire. Good thing we just toss unlimited amounts of welfare at these sewer guppies so they can use it to climb the social ladder.

 

 

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  • Jafo
    September 1, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    I understand all the ads on this article, but you missed one: Depends… I totally pissed my pants reading this..

  • They call me Ponch
    August 30, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    Holy snikey!
    Slap a beard on that broad and she’ll fit right in with that other class photo!

  • TURTLEBOY IS A RAPIST
    August 30, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    FUCK TURTLEBOY!! HE’S A LEVEL 3 SEX OFFENDER HE TALK’S BULLSHIT ABOUT PEOPLE FROM BIT AND PIECES OF WHATS FOUND ON SOMEONES FB PAGE GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND HAVE YOUR WIFE RECORD IT WHILEE UR FATHER FUCKS UR KID AS YOUR BEOTHER RECORDS THAT TURTLEBOY!!!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Baker the Faker
      August 30, 2017 at 6:55 pm

      Are you one of the tattoo’d douchbag’s buddies from the can?

      I mean, I know you like getting it in the can – but do you miss trading places with him on those long, lonely nights?

    • Seriously?
      August 31, 2017 at 11:38 am

      Sorry Walter, that story has been debunked.

  • livesinlowell
    August 30, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    Classy group of people…..Not.

  • Steven Stover
    August 30, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    With that mess all over his face the only place that wants him is jail. A real fucking asshole. Not a fake.

  • Cyric
    August 30, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    I’m all for shaming shitbags, but can we lose the “poor peoplenate scumbags and leeches” rhetoric? There are a whole lot of people living in poverty in 2017; not all of us are awful. This bitch is an exception.

  • itsjustme
    Itsjustme
    August 30, 2017 at 11:57 am

    Holy shit 37? That is younger than me, I hope to God I don’t look that old. And of course her kids have everything they need because we pay for it. I can’t wait for the follow up because I’m sure she will be in the comments filing an internet lawsuit because she didn’t win the Powerball.

  • Phil
    August 30, 2017 at 11:52 am

    Yeah the twins things a joke idiot, thats obviously beyond your reading and comprehension level.

  • Eugenics
    August 30, 2017 at 10:36 am

    Abortion & mandatory sterilization comes to mind.

    • whatevuh
      whatevuh
      August 30, 2017 at 10:46 am

      too late for that !

  • uhoh
    August 30, 2017 at 10:27 am

    Love you turtle but keep reading the post on the twins.. that’s a copy and paste joke thing on facebook. Why someone with 10 kids would joke about that shit is beyond me but still…

  • Kim Wescott
    TheCureForHope
    August 30, 2017 at 10:26 am

    “Don’t let the tittoos fool you though. Mandy is an upscale, cultured debutante.”

    STOP! You’re killing me!

  • Irishcurse
    August 30, 2017 at 10:12 am

    Holy shit. This made me laugh so hard I snorted. “Naturally they have a wide array of sperm donors and their family photographs look like a paint sample card from Benjamin Moore.”

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 30, 2017 at 11:50 am

      Yes, I’m still laughing!

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