Tomorrow Night Is The TBS Live Ratchet Madness Selection Show With Bret Killoran And UT, Here’s How To Fix Your Facebook Settings So We Come Up First

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Tomorrow night at 9:30 PM is the event you have all been waiting for – the 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Selection Show, featuring Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran. We will HOPEFULLY be broadcasting live from Clarence Woods Emerson’s Facebook, so make sure you’re following that page. Because of the new Facebook algorithms, personal pages come up in your feed while business and community pages you’ve chosen to follow are intentionally hidden from you. It completely defeats the purpose of liking any pages. My entire feed used to be big stories from the hundreds of media outlets I chose to follow so I could argue with and troll yahoos in the comments. Now it’s just people in my friend’s list posting about politics and butternut squash ravioli. So there’s way less people to argue with. Not fun.

For instance, when Clarence goes live you’ll see it pop up if you follow him no matter what. If you follow Turtleboy Sports or Turtleboy Sports Forever you’ll have to manually go to those pages, and thus the audience would be smaller.

We say HOPEFULLY because this happened yesterday:

Apparently “wypipo” violates their policies on nudity and sexual activity. And I’m sure a human being employed at Facebook reached that conclusion. Somehow we only got a 24 hour ban for that. Clarence is on automatic 30 day ban because of how many posts he’s had removed. It’s almost like there’s no rhyme or reason to anything at Facebook because the whole operation is a Mickey Mouse clown show run out of a dorm room.

The page will be back on Thursday at around 11 PM, so we should be good to go for the Selection Show. But as you can see if we get another post removed we’ll be suspended for 3 days, which would make it impossible to broadcast the program you’ve all been waiting for. And today this happened:

Once again we had a post removed for nudity and sexual activity. This blog was the one about the mommy pole dancer. Keep in mind, the videos that were allegedly “nudity and sexual activity” are all from this woman’s Facebook page. Ya got that? Her videos can stay up, but our blog about her videos cannot. Makes sense.

If this happens then we will be broadcasting from the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page. However, because of the algos less people will see it. Here’s how you get around that. I’ve liked the Boston Red Sox on Facebook already:

Click on the “following” button and it brings you here:

The default setting for notifications makes us virtually invisible. You can change that by clicking “see first”:

Then we automatically will be the first in your feed. Everyone should be doing this, so if you haven’t then stop what you’re doing and adjust this. This is how we beat Facebook at their own game. Then click on the “Edit Notifications Settings” button and it brings you here:

Click on “standard” and it will further ensure that we come up first:

If you do not see us first after doing this, please contact us and send us screenshots. We are currently working with a California law firm and one of the things in the class action suit is that Facebook is choosing NOT to show people things they chose to see first.

Either way, you can’t stop us, and we’ll see you tomorrow night for the big reveal.

6 Comment(s)
  • vicxh
    March 29, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    Will there be any n00dz?

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 29, 2018 at 11:36 am

    FUCK WORCESTER and all you western mass pussys. Come to weymouth and catch this ass beating. I’m tired of you fucking pussys running your mouths on here like you’re tough or something. BRET KILLORAN is a fucking fag. He’s so scared of me its hilarious, he once posted the wrong address saying it was his house. Of course i fucking went there and he was no where to be found. Im not fucking playing no more, next person that steps up im fucking beating they ass NO HOMO. Lets fucking go scumbags

    • Men's Troll Cramps
      March 29, 2018 at 2:20 pm

      Hey, it’s everybody favorite hardo. Somebody throw him a tampon. He sounds like he’s got a heavy flow this month.

      • Brian Albrecht
        March 29, 2018 at 3:09 pm

        Wow, it kinda turns me on when you tell me I’m like a girl. Would you like to rest your balls on my chin?

    • Medium Homo
      March 30, 2018 at 7:46 am

      The best part of this is the “NO HOMO” at the end. I was all excited there was gonna be at least a LITTLE HOMO.

    • Bret
      March 30, 2018 at 8:08 am

      Does it sting?
      Knowing that these trashy cunts in the bracket, matter more to us,,,than YOU do Brian? That these slampiglet losers, are more important,,,,than you.
      You’re a ball hanging bitchmade boybutter farm son, at best.
      Say daddies name again sweety, I love when you beg

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