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Ya know you’re living in a shithole when there are panhandlers beefing in the middle of traffic over who gets dibs on that corner based on their relative level of ratchetness:
There se is folks. The only woman to win New Bedford Junior Prom Queen three years in a row.
New Bedford really is an urban safari. This is exactly what happens when a hyena gets too close to a lion’s territory. Except lions and hyenas are actually both willing to work for their food.
Quote of the century right here:
“People like this make people like me look like an asshole.”
Oh yea, the rival panhandler is the one making you look like an asshole. Not your track marks, lack of self respect, and the two remaining teeth you use as a can opener.
If that rival hobo wasn’t there you’d look great girl.
I’m just blown away how even junkbox panhandlers have a victim hierarchy. That guy’s a drug addict begging for money at a public intersection, but she gets dibs first because he allegedly sleeps in a cockroach infested ratchet den at night. She’s got the bigger victim card. Plus she rubbed her grundle juices all over the barrier, so she clearly marked her territory.
“Go to Shawmut.”
Ya know you’ve been panhandling for way too long when you’re able to relegate other slugpumps to the JV street.
“You collect dude”
Ummmm…..hunny, what do you think panhandling is? You stand there collecting money for nothing. It’s like collecting SSI, except Uncle Sam doesn’t get his cut.
“He’s not homeless, he’s a fucking junkie. He used to go downtown. He collects.”
So wait….she’s more of a victim because she’s “not” a junkie. First of all, no one believes you’re not a junkie chompah. Secondly, if you’re really not a junkie, then that’s even worse. At least this guy has an excuse. He blows all his money on drugs and he’s way too high to get a job. You claim to have been on the most lucrative corner in New Bedford for the last 2 years. At no point did you ever consider, I dunno, getting a job? What do you do with the cash you make? Put it into your kid’s college fund? Obviously times are good if you’re willing to go to this length to kick the guy out of there, so where’d all the money go if it didn’t go to heroin? If I’m Judge Judy I award the corner to him.
This is why New Bedford can’t have nice things. Because these slopbuckets are literally blocking traffic in order to fight for the sole panhandling rights on this corner. Meanwhile people who are actually trying to get to places like…..WORK, can’t because these asspoons are standing in the way. And then when you get to a red light they stare at you like you owe them something. Next time this happens to me I’m gonna empty my wallet and flash the three dollars I have left over from working right in front of their face.
Meanwhile some on the city council apparently recognize that this is an issue. You can’t outlaw panhandling thanks to Worcester, the ACLU, and SCOTUS, but you can make it more difficult. Which is why I’m pro-this:
#NewBedford median causing controversy. Some city councilors say angled concrete blocks unfairly target people asking for money. @boston25 pic.twitter.com/7s7r1cvEPZ
— Stephanie Coueignoux (@StephanieCNews) May 1, 2018
But of course these bleeding heart fucknuckles have a problem with this. Because God forbid we make it harder for heroin addicts to fuel their addictions. Everyone knows I’m a Bernie supporter, but liberals like this give the rest of us a bad name:
In a letter to the Mayor, three city councilors called the design ‘inhumane architecture’ and a “medieval tactic” – aimed at physically preventing people from panhandling on that median.
“There are reasons why there are people out there – not enough jobs, mental illness, drugs – [and] rather than trying to fix and come up with a solution, we are possibly putting some of them at risk,” said City Councilor Maria Giesta.
Medieval? Oh yea, panhandling on an uneven service is the same thing as the Chinese Iron Maiden.
How bout the most important thing she’s ignoring – panhandling is DANGEROUS to both the panhandlers and drivers. These idiots with their feel good bullshit want to make it easier for junkies to wander in and out of traffic. Ya know, because there are “not enough jobs.” Even though unemployment is at a record low, and there are hundreds of businesses within a square mile of that location that will pay someone without a GED to do menial, thoughtless work.
Be more out of touch with reality. You can’t.
And that’s what these politicians are at the end of the day – out of touch with reality. We’re not. Because we write about these slugrakes for a living. We know their scams. We know this isn’t some Dickens novel where the protagonist fell on hard times and is panhandling because they’re out of options. They’re out there because they’re assholes who make terrible life decisions and refuse to hold themselves accountable.
Oh, and they make all this money off of idiots who wanna feel like they made a difference today, but in reality these twatmuffins are really just financing the New Bedford drug trade. They can make hundreds of dollars a day from gullible idiots, and they get away with paying no taxes on it. If I wanted to open up a hot dog stand on that corner I’d need a permit. But somehow panhandling is not regulated. So basically you can collect money from people on the corner as long as you’re not giving them something in return or paying taxes on the money you make.
Turns out we were right about her:
And shockingly she DOES have the “disease” and her name is Tammy:
Others have seen her pretending to be in a wheelchair and then riding a bike home
And she does the shithole shuffle from New Bedford to the Riv
Some are claiming that she’s a fertility factory who keeps firing bang trophies out of her tampon tunnel:
While this woman evidently tried to adopt one of her kids, but couldn’t because Tonguebath Tammy has connects at DCF:
So yea, I hope this guy comes back tomorrow and claims this corner as his. I think the only way to determine the rightful owner of the corner is to have a hobo hodown and whoever has the most teeth left at the end is the winner. Loser goes to Shawmut Ave of course.
First of ALL, mother fucker I wasnt toothless,, i have my teeth.. ur a piece of SHIT, COME SAY WHAT U WANT TO MY FACE. U NEVER WALKED A DAY IN MY SHOES, IM NOW CLEAN AND SOBER. I never lied about being an addict. Im gonna set the Fucking facts STRAIGHT, this goes to the people that yhink i have 8 kids, i dnt. I had 1 and gave her away cause it wasnt my place to bring her life down when i coodnt even take care of myself. i dnt have NO family in DCF soo that tells u there’s something nnot right about u and even then i woodnt want my baby gurl be anywhere near some1 who judges any1,i never lived in a halfway house either i lived in a fucking tent.i dnt gotta EXPLAIN SHIT TO NO1 BUT U GOT SOMETHING TO SAY COME SAY TO MY FACE.EVERY DAY I STUGGLE WITH MY DEMONS AND ONLY GID JUDGES ME
Hey turtleboy I just want you to sleep well knowing your days are numbered. It’s not hard to find your enemies he’ll bent on ruining you and your children’s lives. We’ve been assembling for over a year buddy we know everything about you and your pathetic family. Your days are numbered we will be coming to Worcester to see you soon and want blood. You can bet your life that you will be on video with your children begging for your life. Sleep well faggot
“Hey turtleboy I just want you to sleep well knowing your days are numbered. It’s not hard to find your enemies he’ll bent on ruining you and your children’s lives. ”
“he’ll?” Don’t you mean “hell”? My goodness you are stupid.
“We’ve been assembling for over a year buddy we know everything about you and your pathetic family.”
An army of idiots! Sounds like a good Monty Python movie. Any attack worth its salt is usually done without bragging “we’ve assembled” and “we’re coming”. My goodness, you’re a stupid bunch. You’re not very versed in stealth attack – are you?
“Your days are numbered we will be coming to Worcester to see you soon and want blood. You can bet your life that you will be on video with your children begging for your life.”
You can bet this won’t happen. *yawns” I *do* love a good keyboard warrior, though. You’re so tough in your mom’s basement.
“Sleep well faggot”
I’m positive they do.
Ps — even if you had an inkling who/what/where – you’d be arrested, cuff & stuffed, and wishing your parents weren’t so stupid to raise morons like you.
Turtle boy your such a fuckin fag got 1 day I promise your getting fucked up. Promise
We know who you are. See you soon.
I’m confused. Are you calling yourself a fag? This post reminds me of the Two Bad Neighbors” sign that George HW Bush hangs up in the Simpsons.
this is pretty funny since she is on the south end methadone clinic. So she has no right calling anyone a junkie. People need to stop giving money to these panhandlers. She also lives in a halfway house gets food stamps and 300$ a month from welfare for mental disability as she claims it. This woman (thing more like it) panhandles for money for drugs. It’s sad when you go to Shaw’s and your children can say there is that lady again begging for money. No class. No shame.
I fixed this years ago.
Then the whores ( liberals) came in.
““There are reasons why there are people out there – not enough jobs, mental illness, drugs – [and] rather than trying to fix and come up with a solution, we are possibly putting some of them at risk,” said City Councilor Maria Giesta. ”
Oh Maria, you foolish twit. Lack of jobs is *definitely* not one of them. For years I was accosted (both sides of the car) on 2A in Cambridge by panhandlers. I have witnessed (over a decade) other people offering jobs and handing out business cards – only to see them ripped up or declined.
Risk? If risk you mean making it uncomfortable on the panhandler’s feet, agreed. How barbaric!
Btw, Maria – most panhandlers dodge in and out of traffic on double lanes roads. They have ZERO regard for traffic laws, red lights and non-panhandling pedestrians.
With all due respect SSTG but with statements like this: “Everyone knows I’m a Bernie supporter, but …” you are part of the reason we cannot have nice things here in Massachusetts (to use a Turtleboy phrase). Starting any sentence that has to do with economic responsibility invoking Bernie Sanders name immediately disqualifies any further argument. Bernie’s entire platform is giving away “free” stuff that is delivered by money derived from “the rich”. Of course “the rich” just translates to everybody who works for a living and pays taxes.
“Yes, you do look like an asshole.” At least she is self-aware. Nice teef by the way.
Angled blocks? Brilliant. That should be the standard in the US. I’ve never seen that.
You aren’t supposed to stand in the middle of the fucking road. God help the driver if one of these tools gets knicked by the car.
One of the screen captured comment makes mention of a half-way house. I wonder what that half-way house does. Entry level, remedial and advanced pan handling? Isn’t the point of the house to get you set to be a productive member of society?
It’s a sober house, don’t know how, with the amount of drugs in that place. She gets three meals a day. And is able to shower everyday and brush her tooth. All her needs are met. She panhandles for money. She puts a good show on with her rosary necklace and her God Bless sign. She is pathetic
“Everyone knows I’m a Bernie supporter, but liberals like this give the rest of us a bad name.”
Nobody gives liberals a bad name but themselves. You do all your own promotion. Take credit for your own dubious accomplishments. How’s the “Great Society” doing?
Furthermore, the fact alone that you actually would have elected an avowed socialist who espouses a failed Nordic economic model to be the leader of the country that is the nexus of the world markets means that you either have a drug problem, a sardonically nihilistic sense of humor, some form of mental disorder, or a complete dearth of understanding any concept above middle school level.
One indicator of your mental state is that you blog for Turtleboy, which is the equivalent of Huey Newton writing the newsletter for the Oakland Fraternal Order of Police. What are you even doing on this site?
Yup. Look at most cities run by liberals for the last 30 years or more. Detroit, Philly, Baltimore, Camden, Newark, Chicago, etc. Don’t forget, liberals were the racists in the country back in the day. George Wallace comes to mind. Today, you are racist is you disagree with liberals.
There’s still a lot more honor in what they are doing than the overtime scam the MSP was running and all of the bogus disability retirements that are being granted at both the municipal and state levels of government.
These liberal politicians actually think they’re being “humanitarian”, but are doing nothing more than enabling addictions that they in turn wail and gnash their teeth about. Then, they go home to their safe, comfy abodes, tap themselves on the shoulder and feel good about themselves. Liberalism is a mental disorder to which there is no cure.
Yeah, you notice none of the politicians ever live anywhere close to where these people hangout and deal with their crap.
I live in the city and it’s a joke that our government gives everything free to lazy shitbags. The morons who actually believe that these buggers are hungry are really paying for dope. You can kid yourself all you want but it’s all about DRUGS. God, the stupidity of assholes giving grown ass adults money because they drew up a sign is laughable. I work in a drug treatment facility and yes, this city is a drug infested, immigrant infested pit. No worries if you are not a citizen, just run down to welfare office and say you are abused or running from the boogey man in Honduras… It’s a gold mine!!! Makes me sick.