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Ya know you’re living in a shithole when there are panhandlers beefing in the middle of traffic over who gets dibs on that corner based on their relative level of ratchetness:
There se is folks. The only woman to win New Bedford Junior Prom Queen three years in a row.
New Bedford really is an urban safari. This is exactly what happens when a hyena gets too close to a lion’s territory. Except lions and hyenas are actually both willing to work for their food.
Quote of the century right here:
“People like this make people like me look like an asshole.”
Oh yea, the rival panhandler is the one making you look like an asshole. Not your track marks, lack of self respect, and the two remaining teeth you use as a can opener.
If that rival hobo wasn’t there you’d look great girl.
I’m just blown away how even junkbox panhandlers have a victim hierarchy. That guy’s a drug addict begging for money at a public intersection, but she gets dibs first because he allegedly sleeps in a cockroach infested ratchet den at night. She’s got the bigger victim card. Plus she rubbed her grundle juices all over the barrier, so she clearly marked her territory.
“Go to Shawmut.”
Ya know you’ve been panhandling for way too long when you’re able to relegate other slugpumps to the JV street.
“You collect dude”
Ummmm…..hunny, what do you think panhandling is? You stand there collecting money for nothing. It’s like collecting SSI, except Uncle Sam doesn’t get his cut.
“He’s not homeless, he’s a fucking junkie. He used to go downtown. He collects.”
So wait….she’s more of a victim because she’s “not” a junkie. First of all, no one believes you’re not a junkie chompah. Secondly, if you’re really not a junkie, then that’s even worse. At least this guy has an excuse. He blows all his money on drugs and he’s way too high to get a job. You claim to have been on the most lucrative corner in New Bedford for the last 2 years. At no point did you ever consider, I dunno, getting a job? What do you do with the cash you make? Put it into your kid’s college fund? Obviously times are good if you’re willing to go to this length to kick the guy out of there, so where’d all the money go if it didn’t go to heroin? If I’m Judge Judy I award the corner to him.
This is why New Bedford can’t have nice things. Because these slopbuckets are literally blocking traffic in order to fight for the sole panhandling rights on this corner. Meanwhile people who are actually trying to get to places like…..WORK, can’t because these asspoons are standing in the way. And then when you get to a red light they stare at you like you owe them something. Next time this happens to me I’m gonna empty my wallet and flash the three dollars I have left over from working right in front of their face.
Meanwhile some on the city council apparently recognize that this is an issue. You can’t outlaw panhandling thanks to Worcester, the ACLU, and SCOTUS, but you can make it more difficult. Which is why I’m pro-this:
— Stephanie Coueignoux (@StephanieCNews) May 1, 2018
But of course these bleeding heart fucknuckles have a problem with this. Because God forbid we make it harder for heroin addicts to fuel their addictions. Everyone knows I’m a Bernie supporter, but liberals like this give the rest of us a bad name:
In a letter to the Mayor, three city councilors called the design ‘inhumane architecture’ and a “medieval tactic” – aimed at physically preventing people from panhandling on that median.
“There are reasons why there are people out there – not enough jobs, mental illness, drugs – [and] rather than trying to fix and come up with a solution, we are possibly putting some of them at risk,” said City Councilor Maria Giesta.
Medieval? Oh yea, panhandling on an uneven service is the same thing as the Chinese Iron Maiden.
How bout the most important thing she’s ignoring – panhandling is DANGEROUS to both the panhandlers and drivers. These idiots with their feel good bullshit want to make it easier for junkies to wander in and out of traffic. Ya know, because there are “not enough jobs.” Even though unemployment is at a record low, and there are hundreds of businesses within a square mile of that location that will pay someone without a GED to do menial, thoughtless work.
Be more out of touch with reality. You can’t.
And that’s what these politicians are at the end of the day – out of touch with reality. We’re not. Because we write about these slugrakes for a living. We know their scams. We know this isn’t some Dickens novel where the protagonist fell on hard times and is panhandling because they’re out of options. They’re out there because they’re assholes who make terrible life decisions and refuse to hold themselves accountable.
Oh, and they make all this money off of idiots who wanna feel like they made a difference today, but in reality these twatmuffins are really just financing the New Bedford drug trade. They can make hundreds of dollars a day from gullible idiots, and they get away with paying no taxes on it. If I wanted to open up a hot dog stand on that corner I’d need a permit. But somehow panhandling is not regulated. So basically you can collect money from people on the corner as long as you’re not giving them something in return or paying taxes on the money you make.
Turns out we were right about her:
And shockingly she DOES have the “disease” and her name is Tammy:
Others have seen her pretending to be in a wheelchair and then riding a bike home
And she does the shithole shuffle from New Bedford to the Riv
Some are claiming that she’s a fertility factory who keeps firing bang trophies out of her tampon tunnel:
While this woman evidently tried to adopt one of her kids, but couldn’t because Tonguebath Tammy has connects at DCF:
So yea, I hope this guy comes back tomorrow and claims this corner as his. I think the only way to determine the rightful owner of the corner is to have a hobo hodown and whoever has the most teeth left at the end is the winner. Loser goes to Shawmut Ave of course.