Tony Deyoung Accepted Our Offer To Challenge Uncle Turtleboy In Freestyle Battle, Then Pussed Out When We Wouldn’t Promote His Crappy Album
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Since Tony Deyoung is gonna be on Dr. Phil on Monday we agreed to have him on Turtleboy Live tonight under one condition – he has to accept the challenge of a rap battle with Uncle Turtleboy. Teams are slaughter. Everyone knows Uncle Turtleboy would put him in a body bag. But Tony agreed because ultimately the only thing he cares about is promoting himself because he’s the most attention starved person who has ever existed.
But once he realized how badly he was gonna get served he got cold feet and pussed out:
You have no idea how many requests we get from people to roast them. I swear to God, this is a thing now. Every day in the inbox there will be at least three or four people begging us to write a blog making fun of them. Some people are just that desperate for any sense of relevance. And Tony Deyoung is the worst offender of them all.
No Tony, we’re not promoting your stupid album and giving you exactly what you want. We gave you a chance to rap against a legend and you got scared and backed out. Dr. Phil is having you on because he’s not a real doctor and you’re not a real rapper. Dr. Phil is just Jerry Springer with a fake degree. You’re on there so everyone can laugh at you.
Either way, the invitation stands. Message Clarence and beg to come back on and he’ll probably give you the green light. You won’t. Either way, we’ll be live at 10:00. Who should we have on as a cohost this week?