Top 10 Butthurt Comments From The Turtleboy Trump Blog

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The whole purpose of Turtleboy Sports is to give you unfiltered hot takes. We are loyal to no person or ideology. We are slaves to common sense, facts, and the truth. Somewhere down the line some people apparently got the notion that Turtleboy Sports is Fox News Junior. Probably because every hippie protester out there who can’t handle the truth calls us “racist” or “sexist” or “transphobic.” Then the people who are sick of shit like this come to Turtleboy to listen to us stand up to these idiots.

But let’s be honest – the majority of people who are drawn to Turtleboy are right wing. It doesn’t mean we are, it just means that our readers tend to be. And that’s fine by us because in Turtleboy’s experiences we generally find that right wingers are the ones who aren’t as butthurt and don’t mind hearing the uncensored truth.

Unless of course you criticize ANYTHING associated with Donald Trump. Because the supposedly “tell it like it is,” “fuck your PC bullshit” crowd, suddenly needs a Trump safe space the second you dare speak out against an obvious injustice that involves Trump. Yesterday we wrote this blogabout the Muslim woman who stood up at a Trump rally in South Carolina, wearing a shirt that said, “I come in peace.” She was quickly ejected, despite not saying a word, and people hurled insults at her on the way out and asked her if she had a bomb.

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Obviously this is insane. No one with a brain would ever stand up for this type of behavior. I can completely understand kicking out people who stand up and call Trump a racist, or hold a sign that is critical of Trump. It’s his rally, he paid for it, and he has a right to kick out people who are trying to prevent him from saying what he wants to say.

But this woman didn’t do that. She wore an “I come in peace” shirt and got kicked out by a bunch of SAVAGES. Anyone who is at all threatened by a woman in an “I come in peace” shirt, is a gigantic vagina. There’s no other way around it. Hand in your man card, you’re done. The day I let a woman in an “I come in peace” shirt scare me is the day I give up on life.

Here are the Top 10 dumbest things people said about the Turtleboy Trump blog:

10. She was asking for it. 

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Yea, she came looking for a fight with an “I come in peace” shirt. That makes TONS of sense.


9. This was a CNN conspiracy. 

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So let me get this straight. She approached CNN beforehand and told them that she’s gonna wear this harmless shirt and see if people go batshit crazy. Then they did exactly what she assumed they would do. Therefore it’s her fault that savages acted like savages. Well why didn’t you just say so? Mystery solved!!



8. Hillary kicks out protesters too. 

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Hmmmm. A man gets kicked out of a Hillary rally for holding a sign that clearly is critical of Hillary. Then this woman gets kicked out for wearing an “I come in peace” shirt. Yup, that’s the exact same thing. Strong point. Strong.

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7. Only Trump supporters are allowed at Trump rallies. 

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If you want equal treatment, act like an equal. Wait….what? I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean. Take a lap bros. Maybe sit out a couple plays on the Internet.

But seriously, only Trump people are allowed at Trump rallies? Hilarious. We went to both the Trump and Bernie rallies and we support neither. But please, tell me more about how the millions of undecided voters should not be allowed to attend political rallies because they haven’t made up their mind yet. Because I know I like my voters uninformed!!!



6. You either agree 100% with everything on Fox News or MSNBC or you’re confused. 

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Oh, silly me. Here we were thinking that we could take each individual issue and situation and develop our own independent opinion about each one of them. But as it turns out, you have to back either an entirely liberal platform or an entirely conservative one. Sorry about that, we’re very confused by all these hot Trump takes.

Newsflash – the reason our country is the way it is right now is that millions of people on both the left and the right think like this. This is why Turtleboy was such a big Scott Brown fan. That guy might’ve been the greatest politician Massachusetts has seen since John Hancock, and he was driven out of town because he didn’t blindly subscribe to the left wing’s agenda. You know what happens when you get rid of people like Scott Brown and bring in people like Ted Cruz and Elizabeth Warren? You get a government fucking shutdown. But please, tell me more about how Turtleboy is the problem here.



5. Turtleboy was hacked. 

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Yup, that’s it. The second Turtleboy disagrees with the narrative being spewed by FoxNews he is Old Balls. Got it.

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4. Turtleboy is being mean to me. 

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Oh I’m sorry, you were insulted and called names. Weird, because you were with us when we were insulting Boom-Boom, RBG, Clock boy, and every other poopsmooch who deserved to be called out.

Oh yea, and comparing this woman to clock boy is just plain dumb. Clock boy was in in for the payday and is suing the school district for $15 million. Clock boy is an asshole. Clock boy is every teacher’s worst nightmare. This woman is a harmless lady standing there with an agreeable shirt. But please, tell me more about how they are the same thing.

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3. Every Muslim in the world hates us and has sworn America as their enemy. 

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Yes, the Worcester mosque does have a shaded past, which is why we’ve called them out on it time and time again. Then they did a nice thing this weekend with their “meet a Muslim day” and we called them out for doing a good thing. Because that’s what we do at Turtleboy – we call it as we see it.

Anyway, this comment was obviously brilliant and well thought out. After all, every Muslim in America is required to hate us all and do violence to us. Therefore it’s perfectly reasonable to kick them out of a political rally because you’re threatened by a woman’s “I come in peace” shirt. Only a fool would think otherwise.



2. Turtleboy is a Marxist. 

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Ole, ole, ole, ole!!!! Turtleboy dares to go against the Fox News narrative and this of course makes him a cultural marxist!! Well done sir. Well done.



1. The guy who proved her point for her. 

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So let me get this straight. This woman was allegedly going into this rally with the objective of showing the world how intolerant and batshit crazy Trump supporters are. And after she gets kicked out for wearing an “I come in peace shirt” you call her a “Muslim cunt.” Congratulations, you just proved her point for her. You have officially become fodder for MSNBC and single handedly furthered the career of Rachel Maddow.

The bottom line is she didn’t disrupt shit. She stood up and wore an inviting, friendly t-shirt. Did she have ulterior motives? Of course. But all the crowd had to do was just ignore her since she wasn’t making any noise or holding a sign that is critical of Trump. Instead they chose to prove her point for her and do exactly what she expected them to do.

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This Turtleboy went to the Trump rally, had a seat in the front row, and literally stood the entire time. Because Trump rallies are like rock concerts except funnier and more entertaining. If anyone behind me told me to sit down I would’ve laughed in their face. Because only an asshole sits down at a Trump rally. But hey, this happened in South Carolina, a state full of fat slobby traitors who tried to declare war on America and got their asses kicked. Not surprising at all that they feel threatened by a harmless little lady with a t-shirt on.

P.S. We haven’t endorsed anyone for President and probably never will. The only candidate with a brain is Rand Paul. He’s the only one who REALLY tells it like it is. Unfortunately this means he can never be nominated by a major political party, because we only nominate far right or far left blowhards. The next President will either be Hillary, Trump, Rubio, or Cruz. We have huge problems with all of them that we can get into at another time. But from Turtleboy’s perspective, Trump would be best for business. Plus he’s hilarious. We have nothing against Trump, just the crowd he attracts. Trump is a winner and Trump is pro-Tom Brady. That’s all that really matters at the end of the day.

Double P.S. Where are the hippies now? Guaranteed they all read this blog and hated it because they agreed with Turtleboy. This is what makes them frauds – they only bring up the blogs they don’t agree with.




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29 Comment(s)
  • Skeptical
    January 12, 2016 at 10:03 am

    The title for #6. Something I have been stating for months here and it gets downvoted like crazy.

    TB says it, and everyone agrees with him. What the fuck?

    • Finnish Goalie
      January 12, 2016 at 10:37 am

      Ups and Downs don’t a comment make.

      Those that agreed with you on this point are not the ones that thumbed you down.

      Not that thumbs up or down validate or invalidate your point.

    • Wwy
      January 13, 2016 at 1:40 am

      Believe me thumbs down is what you want sometimes,being right isn’t always popular. No one will rebut you with facts they’ll try to attack you personally.keep being consistent.

      • Finnish Goalie
        January 13, 2016 at 10:26 am

        Fair point, sometimes. 🙂

        • Skeptical
          January 14, 2016 at 12:41 pm

          It is a revealing aspect however, you take the time to do so, unless it is merely for the sake of doing it which makes no sense.

          The fact is guys, I have even been censored out. TB has refused to approve comments with links to screenshots taken in which I have proven beyond a doubt he has lied before. This place is a rag. At least the T&G lets you write what you want in the comments.

          I can prove beyond a doubt I have been censored here. It’s just annoying when you have two sides, both equally biased and moronic as a result, and being the guy in the middle (me) that actually is willing to disprove a claim on either side.

          Guys like me work for Factcheck and Politifact. Just tired of this shit.

          • Rational Person
            January 18, 2016 at 9:21 am

            I agree, Skeptical, this blog is a mixed bag, for sure. I, too, have been censored and it is frustrating. Also, unfortunately, it seems as though the majority of contributors to the comments section are rabid right-wingers like merc and Young Conservative.

            I appreciate your efforts to bring some sanity and rational thought and hope you continue to do so.

  • FuckfaceMcFaggot
    January 12, 2016 at 9:48 am

    “in Turtleboy’s experiences we generally find that right wingers are the ones who aren’t as butthurt and don’t mind hearing the uncensored truth.”


    You can’t be serious

    • Finnish Goalie
      January 13, 2016 at 10:27 am

      Equal parts rage all around?

  • Merc
    January 12, 2016 at 1:02 am

    Uh, you don’t notice the yellow star, dummy? By wearing that she’s equating herself to a Jew in Hitler’s Germany meaning that she’s calling Trump and his supporters Nazis. What a peaceful statement.

    • Phileus Fogg
      January 12, 2016 at 6:15 am

      If The Donald want a national registration, and the ability to identify Muslims currently here, what about that Yellow Star seems incorrect to you?

      • merc
        January 12, 2016 at 6:18 pm

        Opinion polls taken of Muslim populations show on average 20-35 percent support terrorist acts. If you think advocating caution with such a group is equivalent to Nazi’s publicly humiliating Jews on the way to exterminating them then you’re brainwashed

        • Phileus Fogg
          January 12, 2016 at 10:07 pm

          No doubt a link to these credible scientific polls is well within your ability?

          • Fucktard Hater
            January 14, 2016 at 2:24 am

            Of course not. He’s following chapter 10 of Mein Kampf.

  • White Lives Matter
    January 11, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    Why wasn’t she executed on the spot? Didn’t want to spray the crowd with skull and brain matter? Tough. That’s how you treat muslims. Fact.

  • Wabbitt
    January 11, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    I think whomever wrote #3 needs to pick up a history book and read about a little thing called the Crusades. Since he think Christianity is against killing others.

    • Wwy
      January 13, 2016 at 1:56 am

      I gave wabbit a thumbs up,you don’t have to go back a 1000 years though it’s more like 12 years ago. We might not know it but the world recognizes us as a Christian country.

  • BlackandWhite
    January 11, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    Do we know the “official” reason for her being escorted out?
    Were they concerned for her safety from the ignorant people in the crowd?

  • Frogshit
    January 11, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    Everybody has to hate somethin’…..

  • Rusted Johnson
    January 11, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    That ugly follower of a made-up religion did what she did to cause a ruckus. Islam is a religion of war, intolerance and male touch-hole-ishness. these people are not compatible with our culture.

    Did she think Trump was going to engage her in conversation? He would be a fool if he did. Every news outlet would report it as a victory over Trump, the Tea Party, NRA and everything that is not queer and touch-hole-ish.

    She comes from a culture that is incompatible with ours. The Muslims are at war with us. Why doesn’t this ugly skank go and protest the political actions of ISIS, Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Muslim Brotherhood, Barack Hussein Obama etc. ?

    Americans are right when they show intolerance of Islam. Just as they are when they show intolerance of Nazis. Turtleboy is off base here. If 2 of his limited number of advertisers are gun stores, he should expect that patrons of the Gun Parlor and the other place shoot at targets of these worthless jihadi scum. Fuck them and fuck their shitty religion, which hates America.

    • Wwy
      January 13, 2016 at 1:32 am

      Lol, mental illness really is a problem in America?

  • Steven Stover
    January 11, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    I don’t want Muslims around. I want hot chicks in tight jeans and perky tits around. Too bad if you don’t like it. Maybe you think Rosie O”Donnell should be allowed in to a trump rally. So she can stand up and show off her fat ass. Be American. Enjoy hot broads. Purge the ugly ones.

  • Finnish Goalie
    January 11, 2016 at 1:08 pm

  • President Matt
    President Matt
    January 11, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    The TB is exactly correct about this.

    So much so that I am going to have Guertin Graphics create some “I’m from the Worcester Tea Party I come in Peace!” tee shirts. Our members can wear them when ever they have to interact with people who have questionable impulse control. I am certain that it will serve to put everyone more at ease and encourage more thoughtful dialogue. Who knew that tee shirts could create all this cultural healing?

    • Pensrant
      January 12, 2016 at 4:00 am

      Remember Cindy Sheehan?

      • FucktardHater
        January 12, 2016 at 7:47 pm

        I think so. Didn’t she have a kid who volunteered to defend this country and then you sent him off to die for reasons that had nothing to do with defending this country?

        And then after supporting sending her kid off to die for reasons that have nothing to do with the oath he took, you still have the mother fucking audacity to criticize her for anything?

        Thanks for Isis by the way. We appreciate that, oh patriotic one. Meanwhile Cindy Sheehan… well she’s the fucking devil because she said things. How evil.

        • Pensrant
          January 18, 2016 at 5:56 am

          Um, I agree with you…what makes you think I don’t??

  • Dirty Hippy
    January 11, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    Thanks, TB. Worcester’s only reliable and rational news source continues to impress.

    P.S. Look at the latest DNC national polls that actually poll by cellphones and not land lines. Don’t underestimate everyone’s hatred of HRC, even if that means siding with the agnostic socialist.

    • Pensrant
      January 11, 2016 at 1:12 pm

      What exactly is wrong with a vagina?

      • January 11, 2016 at 3:43 pm

        Nothing, and it’s pretty lame that you would write off hate for HRC as an issue about genitals. In fact, I’m going to strongly consider voting for Jill Stein if the crazy socialist doesn’t win the DNC nomination. I think most people have issues with HRC seemingly vying to be the epitome of corruption is politics, or her pattern of “evolving” on issues, or her blatant political pandering, not her gender.

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