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The whole purpose of Turtleboy Sports is to give you unfiltered hot takes. We are loyal to no person or ideology. We are slaves to common sense, facts, and the truth. Somewhere down the line some people apparently got the notion that Turtleboy Sports is Fox News Junior. Probably because every hippie protester out there who can’t handle the truth calls us “racist” or “sexist” or “transphobic.” Then the people who are sick of shit like this come to Turtleboy to listen to us stand up to these idiots.
But let’s be honest – the majority of people who are drawn to Turtleboy are right wing. It doesn’t mean we are, it just means that our readers tend to be. And that’s fine by us because in Turtleboy’s experiences we generally find that right wingers are the ones who aren’t as butthurt and don’t mind hearing the uncensored truth.
Unless of course you criticize ANYTHING associated with Donald Trump. Because the supposedly “tell it like it is,” “fuck your PC bullshit” crowd, suddenly needs a Trump safe space the second you dare speak out against an obvious injustice that involves Trump. Yesterday we wrote this blog, about the Muslim woman who stood up at a Trump rally in South Carolina, wearing a shirt that said, “I come in peace.” She was quickly ejected, despite not saying a word, and people hurled insults at her on the way out and asked her if she had a bomb.
Obviously this is insane. No one with a brain would ever stand up for this type of behavior. I can completely understand kicking out people who stand up and call Trump a racist, or hold a sign that is critical of Trump. It’s his rally, he paid for it, and he has a right to kick out people who are trying to prevent him from saying what he wants to say.
But this woman didn’t do that. She wore an “I come in peace” shirt and got kicked out by a bunch of SAVAGES. Anyone who is at all threatened by a woman in an “I come in peace” shirt, is a gigantic vagina. There’s no other way around it. Hand in your man card, you’re done. The day I let a woman in an “I come in peace” shirt scare me is the day I give up on life.
Here are the Top 10 dumbest things people said about the Turtleboy Trump blog:
10. She was asking for it.
Yea, she came looking for a fight with an “I come in peace” shirt. That makes TONS of sense.
9. This was a CNN conspiracy.
So let me get this straight. She approached CNN beforehand and told them that she’s gonna wear this harmless shirt and see if people go batshit crazy. Then they did exactly what she assumed they would do. Therefore it’s her fault that savages acted like savages. Well why didn’t you just say so? Mystery solved!!
8. Hillary kicks out protesters too.
Hmmmm. A man gets kicked out of a Hillary rally for holding a sign that clearly is critical of Hillary. Then this woman gets kicked out for wearing an “I come in peace” shirt. Yup, that’s the exact same thing. Strong point. Strong.
7. Only Trump supporters are allowed at Trump rallies.
If you want equal treatment, act like an equal. Wait….what? I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean. Take a lap bros. Maybe sit out a couple plays on the Internet.
But seriously, only Trump people are allowed at Trump rallies? Hilarious. We went to both the Trump and Bernie rallies and we support neither. But please, tell me more about how the millions of undecided voters should not be allowed to attend political rallies because they haven’t made up their mind yet. Because I know I like my voters uninformed!!!
6. You either agree 100% with everything on Fox News or MSNBC or you’re confused.
Oh, silly me. Here we were thinking that we could take each individual issue and situation and develop our own independent opinion about each one of them. But as it turns out, you have to back either an entirely liberal platform or an entirely conservative one. Sorry about that, we’re very confused by all these hot Trump takes.
Newsflash – the reason our country is the way it is right now is that millions of people on both the left and the right think like this. This is why Turtleboy was such a big Scott Brown fan. That guy might’ve been the greatest politician Massachusetts has seen since John Hancock, and he was driven out of town because he didn’t blindly subscribe to the left wing’s agenda. You know what happens when you get rid of people like Scott Brown and bring in people like Ted Cruz and Elizabeth Warren? You get a government fucking shutdown. But please, tell me more about how Turtleboy is the problem here.
5. Turtleboy was hacked.
Yup, that’s it. The second Turtleboy disagrees with the narrative being spewed by FoxNews he is Old Balls. Got it.
4. Turtleboy is being mean to me.
Oh I’m sorry, you were insulted and called names. Weird, because you were with us when we were insulting Boom-Boom, RBG, Clock boy, and every other poopsmooch who deserved to be called out.
Oh yea, and comparing this woman to clock boy is just plain dumb. Clock boy was in in for the payday and is suing the school district for $15 million. Clock boy is an asshole. Clock boy is every teacher’s worst nightmare. This woman is a harmless lady standing there with an agreeable shirt. But please, tell me more about how they are the same thing.
3. Every Muslim in the world hates us and has sworn America as their enemy.
Yes, the Worcester mosque does have a shaded past, which is why we’ve called them out on it time and time again. Then they did a nice thing this weekend with their “meet a Muslim day” and we called them out for doing a good thing. Because that’s what we do at Turtleboy – we call it as we see it.
Anyway, this comment was obviously brilliant and well thought out. After all, every Muslim in America is required to hate us all and do violence to us. Therefore it’s perfectly reasonable to kick them out of a political rally because you’re threatened by a woman’s “I come in peace” shirt. Only a fool would think otherwise.
2. Turtleboy is a Marxist.
Ole, ole, ole, ole!!!! Turtleboy dares to go against the Fox News narrative and this of course makes him a cultural marxist!! Well done sir. Well done.
1. The guy who proved her point for her.
So let me get this straight. This woman was allegedly going into this rally with the objective of showing the world how intolerant and batshit crazy Trump supporters are. And after she gets kicked out for wearing an “I come in peace shirt” you call her a “Muslim cunt.” Congratulations, you just proved her point for her. You have officially become fodder for MSNBC and single handedly furthered the career of Rachel Maddow.
The bottom line is she didn’t disrupt shit. She stood up and wore an inviting, friendly t-shirt. Did she have ulterior motives? Of course. But all the crowd had to do was just ignore her since she wasn’t making any noise or holding a sign that is critical of Trump. Instead they chose to prove her point for her and do exactly what she expected them to do.
This Turtleboy went to the Trump rally, had a seat in the front row, and literally stood the entire time. Because Trump rallies are like rock concerts except funnier and more entertaining. If anyone behind me told me to sit down I would’ve laughed in their face. Because only an asshole sits down at a Trump rally. But hey, this happened in South Carolina, a state full of fat slobby traitors who tried to declare war on America and got their asses kicked. Not surprising at all that they feel threatened by a harmless little lady with a t-shirt on.
P.S. We haven’t endorsed anyone for President and probably never will. The only candidate with a brain is Rand Paul. He’s the only one who REALLY tells it like it is. Unfortunately this means he can never be nominated by a major political party, because we only nominate far right or far left blowhards. The next President will either be Hillary, Trump, Rubio, or Cruz. We have huge problems with all of them that we can get into at another time. But from Turtleboy’s perspective, Trump would be best for business. Plus he’s hilarious. We have nothing against Trump, just the crowd he attracts. Trump is a winner and Trump is pro-Tom Brady. That’s all that really matters at the end of the day.
Double P.S. Where are the hippies now? Guaranteed they all read this blog and hated it because they agreed with Turtleboy. This is what makes them frauds – they only bring up the blogs they don’t agree with.
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