Bone Ride

Top 5 Best And Worst Street Names In Worcester

Want to have your business advert seen by over 500,000 people per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook

 

 

 

Worcester’s got some interesting street names, so we decided to come up with a list of the best and worst street names Worcester has to offer. Let us know if we missed any…….

Top 5 Worst Street Names In Worcester

5. Florida Ave

11062110_1595116324104978_622532648939580159_n

Of all the states in the Union they could’ve picked, they had to choose the most God-forsaken, Walmart-infested, fat bastard enclave of them all? Fail.

4. Plastics Street

11013420_1595116127438331_2703089987083157070_n

This is really the best they could come up with? Did they name this street after Regina George or was there some city planner who just hated aluminum with a raging passion?

 

 

3. Chester Street

11401069_1595116490771628_166449039182944269_n

The only thing I can think of when I hear the word “Chester,” is “molestor.” That’s why people stopped naming their kids Chester. You’re setting your kid up for a lifetime of being called “Chester the molestor.”

 

 

2. Gingerbread Ave

11063758_1595116150771662_6254180869156344706_n

Speaking of molesting kids, is there a shadier name than Gingerbread Ave? It’s a dead end street with two houses on it, and for some reason the City of Worcester named it after a house that an old woman who lived in the middle of nowhere used as bait to eat, enslave, and/or molest Hansel and Gretel.

 

 

1. Clive Street

11391229_1595116170771660_4287452681541887790_n

Also known as Spanky Ave. Easily the most disliked and racist street in all of Worcester.

 

 

Top 5 Best Street Names in Worcester

5. King Philip Road

11393092_1595116120771665_7320449851823488608_n

King Philip was the name a bunch of settlers gave to the Indian chief they were at war with. Then they massacred his entire tribe and named a street after him in Worcester. Murica.

 

4. Chevy Chase Road

10847963_1595116357438308_3935013252358132890_n

I still say he’s the funniest movie Dad in history.

 

 

3. Bel Air Street

11535852_1595116514104959_7643054234632188568_n

Didn’t even know this street existed before today. Now I wanna call a cab up and tell the drive, “Yo Homes, to Bel Air…..street.” Then I want Uncle Phil to toss me onto the patio by my pants for trying to hook up with Ashley.

 

 

2. Mary Jane Circle

11391534_1595116360771641_1928521738469558391_n

I see what ya did there Worcester. I don’t know who names these streets, but I’m gonna assume it was someone’s kid is behind this one. Some big shot downtown was running out of names for streets, when he asked his stoner son Spicoli to come up with a name. So his son told him “Mary Jane” and then when his Dad went through with it him and all his buddies had a giggle session in the basement for the next two hours.

 

 

1. Dick Drive

11406857_1595116507438293_8994861224910999579_n

LOL. Dick.

What’d we miss?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

26 Comment(s)
  • Taryn
    June 11, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    I hate Drury Lane just because I get the damn muffin man song in my head each time I pass it.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    June 11, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    Come on now, TB – get it right!

    Uncle Phil was always throwing Jazz out for trying to pick up Hilary, not Ashley.

    Ashley grew up to FOINE as fuck, though.

  • BobnMic
    June 11, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    Honorable mention for Hooters to be opening in Shrewsbury where the old Chili’s used to be. Hooters has the BEST buffalo wings! Among other stuff uhhemm.

    • Devils Mouthpiece and Balls
      June 11, 2015 at 7:28 pm

      Boobs N’ Beer, game on BobnMic! Buffalo wild wings is a let down to say the least.

      • BobnMic
        June 11, 2015 at 9:28 pm

        Never been to Buffalo Wild Wings Devils Mouthpiece (and Balls). I hear it’s a great place to watch a game but other than that I live in the north west side of Worcester and there are places closer for that. BUT and I mean BUTT – Hooters would be an exception because of those awesome buffalo wings to make the trek over that bridge. Love their buffalo wings. They’re the breast! I mean BEST!

        • Devils Mouthpiece and Balls
          June 12, 2015 at 7:33 am

          Thanks for noticing my balls BobnMic. I was rather amused with Spongebob Squareballs fascination with all the anonymous balls. Then I considered using my other alias of Carlos Wrinkled up old Balls, but figured just plain balls would work. But I digress.

          Buffalo WW has a very large selection of beers on draught and there are a TON of large television screens for watching sports. The service is good, but the food, eh, not so much…. Very noisy too.

          Not been to a Hooters in a while and use to hit the one in Warwick on occasion. I would agree, best wings around and the pitchers of beer are reasonable and cold.

    • Finnish Goalie
      June 11, 2015 at 8:08 pm

      Hmmm…..

  • Finnish Goalie
    June 11, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    Honorable mention for Shamrock Street?

  • Shannon Boudreau
    June 11, 2015 at 10:45 am

    Here’s one for all you comic and super-hero fans — Thats Entertainment, Worcester’s best comic store, is officially on the corner of Park Ave, and Lois Lane. (Superman’s lady friend). Ha Ha

  • Itinerant Engineer
    June 11, 2015 at 9:09 am

    I could have sworn there was a street called “Bacon Slip” up off of Lincoln St but Google Maps can’t find it. I think it was a private road.

  • June 11, 2015 at 8:31 am

    I lived near Clive Street in the Columbus Park Neighborhood! I can see the back of my former home at 12 Englewood Ave in your Clive Street Picture,It’s not at at all a racist Street,Nice,Quiet Street to live on,my Friend,Dick Boulette,lives at 8 Clive Street.

  • Woodiculous
    June 11, 2015 at 5:52 am

    What is the over-under on how many days it takes the Telegram to print the exact same story?

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      June 11, 2015 at 6:49 pm

      It’ll be the front page of the Sunday Telegram.

  • BobnMic
    June 11, 2015 at 12:50 am

    Oh darn that’s Worcester, UK. My bad again. So would have got lost trying find that from here. Would’ve had to call my babe Elizabeth Hurley or maybe Keira Knightly to navigate that terrain.

  • BobnMic
    June 11, 2015 at 12:42 am

    Well there’s always the King George Playing Fields off of B4550 which will take you to Lime Ave. in Worcester.

  • BobnMic
    June 11, 2015 at 12:29 am

    Oh darn, that’s Worcester, Western Cape, South Africa. My bad. Whew would have got lost finding that. Would’ve had to call my babe Charlize Theron to bail me out on that one.

  • BobnMic
    June 11, 2015 at 12:23 am

    Well there is always Albatros St. which leads you to Vink St. towards Tinktinkie St. off of Rt 43 in Worcester.

  • Boss Tweed
    June 10, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    Arctic street, not funny after last winter. Beaver Street, well you need not ask. Clapp St. No never go out with a girl from that street.
    Dolly Drive, Yup, must have a lot of curves. MLK JR., never in a good section of town.

    and the number one worst street in Worcester………. Hiscox, you can’t make this stuff up

  • EmfnT
    eric
    June 10, 2015 at 7:57 pm

    My favorite part of Clive St is that the street sign leans soooo far to the left. How appropriate.

  • RJ
    June 10, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    Most ironic street name has to be King and Queen streets, in the beautiful Chandler St neighborhood

  • SPM Runner
    June 10, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    “Chester the Molester” is actually what we called that running route in high school.

  • COB
    June 10, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    You totally missed Fartbox Dr. I live at #69! 😀

  • HeatherLyn
    June 10, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    hancock. it’s in main south

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    June 10, 2015 at 4:42 pm

    My ex-girlfriend used to live on Anal Ave… I really miss her

  • I love the woo
    June 10, 2015 at 4:41 pm

    Havana and Cuba st are great too. Side by side off of Stafford st.

    • Lazlo
      June 10, 2015 at 5:18 pm

      Those are great. Isn’t “Porto Rico” St. right by there too?

Comment on this Post

*

RELATED POSTS
The Big E: Cesspool Of Morons With Infomercials, Fried Dough, And Goat Shit
Mr. And Mrs. Turtleboy Investigate Best Apple Picking In Massachusetts At Tougas Farm Northboro
Leominster Dad Makes Hilarious Vine Compilation Video From Three Months of Saturday Mornings With Kids, Morons Predictably Outraged