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Top 8 Comments On Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Vacation

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One of my favorite times of the year is when Barrack Obama goes to Martha’s Vineyard for his annual vacation. It’s just so awesomely hilarious it is how worked up people can get on the Internet about a rich guy taking a vacation with his family. On that note, let’s look at the Top 10 Comments on Obama Vacation 2015….

8. People who pretend like they don’t care

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I love this comment on ANY article. You care. You totally care. That’s why you saw it on Facebook and commented on it.

7. People who hate traffic 

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Newsflash – if you go to Martha’s Vineyard or the Cape during the summer, there will automatically be traffic. It’s not like he’s going to some remote island in the middle of nowhere. He’s going to a place that delivers thousands of people from Woods Hole who happen to have $7.50 on them. Anyone who goes to the Vineyard in August and doesn’t think they’re going to have to sit in traffic should be fed to the wolves.

 

 

6. This guy

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So THAT’s why they released that shark back into the water in Chatham. So he could eat Barrack Obama. It all makes sense now.

 

 

5. People who think this is costing them money

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Yup, prepare to see your taxes go up specifically because of this vacation. On your next paystub there’s going to be a line item that says “Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard trip – go fuck yourself Brian Krivitsky.”

 

 

4. People who think they’re not saying something racist, but really they are

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Yea Obama, get your ass back to Africa. You know, because that’s where all the black people are. And you’re black. Get it?

 

 

3. People who think Obama is the only President who has ever golfed

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Yea, he was totally gonna fix all the world’s problems, but then he went golfing instead. Unreal!! If he just took those three hours, sat down and pressed a couple buttons he could fix world hunger. And no President before Obama has ever golfed. Ever.

 

 

2. People who think he should be fixing the world

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Yea, if an international incident broke out, he’d just ignore it because he’s on vacation. That’s it. LOL. Because when you’re the President of the United States, you’re not always on call or anything like that.

 

 

1. This guy

 

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Congratulations Michael Anthony Carraturo, you just won the Internet!!

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25 Comment(s)
  • The Duke
    August 11, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    FYI…this asshole is largely responsible for the hippies and movements you proclaim to detest.

  • Publius
    August 9, 2015 at 11:56 pm

    Pubi is not a fan of the President but so what if he takes vacation, people get a grip!

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 10, 2015 at 7:48 pm

      Seriously, it’s not like a Iran is going to declare war on Israel, and the Joint Chiefs are just going to shrug and say, “Nothing we can do until the President gets back from vacation!”

      He’s the President of the United States. The dude with the nuclear football is within spitting distance no matter where he is. Washington is a matter of hours away by chopper. Should shit get real, the man isn’t going to finish his 18 holes before he goes back to the situation room.

      • Corvinus
        August 10, 2015 at 8:29 pm

        So is “Z” that douche Zack from the Facebook page? Derek Vinyard lookalike.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    August 9, 2015 at 10:52 pm

    These same idiots never said a word when Bush spent three years of his presidency on vacation.

    • The Philistine
      August 10, 2015 at 8:46 am

      Got to clear all that brush!

      It reflects more poorly on the critics than either President in all honesty.

    • Z
      August 10, 2015 at 10:15 am

      The difference is George Bush vacationed at homes he actually owns. Example 1: His ranch in Texas. Example 2: His family’s estate at Walker’s Point in Kennebunkport, Maine. Obama doesn’t own property on Martha’s Vineyard so in reality George Bush’s vacations didn’t need to be picked up by tax payers at such a great expense. Also, I’ve never heard a liberal complain about FDR’s season long vacations at Hyde Park on the Hudson during his presidency. Liberals are always the first ones to criticize others but will never take a look at themselves in the mirror. Never knew this site was so saturated with liberals trying to spread their propaganda. I suppose Turtleboy Sports had been infiltrated by hippies before I even realized it.

      • The Philistine
        August 10, 2015 at 12:05 pm

        Oh Jesus Christ dude. You are trying way too hard. It’s a Worcester blog. Massachusetts. Critiquing corruption in Worcester party politics and race baiting are one thing. Not bitching to your satisfaction on Obama labels us liberals?

        • Finnish Goalie
          August 10, 2015 at 12:11 pm

          Well, does being anti-shark make you a lib or conservative?

          Single issues trump all else, you must remember.

      • Wabbitt
        wabbitt
        August 10, 2015 at 3:32 pm

        So… the hippies say that TBS is a bingo conservative racists. But you’re saying we’re a bunch of bleeding heart liberals.

        It can’t fucking be both!

        Sorry, but just because I don’t follow the logic that our president is a communist Muslim foreigner who wants to destroy our country doesn’t make me a liberal. I have things I’m conservative about and things I’m liberal about.

        If that makes me a less than loyal turtle rider, than oh well.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      August 10, 2015 at 5:30 pm

      Bush bush bush! Of course there’s always an idiot ready to parrot that at any time.

  • juror seven
    August 9, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    Coco is correct, turtleboy is selling out it seems.

    • Finnish Goalie
      August 9, 2015 at 9:46 pm

      Oh noes! Selling out to who?

      • Z
        August 10, 2015 at 10:09 am

        Anyone ever notice how “Finnish Goalie” comments on every single blog that Turtleboy posts? 99% of the time his comments sound a little like “Oh Turtleboy! I AM YOUR #1 FAN AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” Don’t worry man. There is no need to grab a ticket at the deli counter. You’re the only one looking to buy the cold cuts Turtleboy is selling.

        • The Philistine
          August 10, 2015 at 12:00 pm

          Nice. The Internet got you angry?

        • Finnish Goalie
          August 10, 2015 at 12:09 pm

          I wouldn’t say all of them. But when I get the chance to. I do enjoy it.

          Not too much effort and time to read and check in once or twice a day.

          It’s too bad Spurts seems to have given up on the blog. 🙁

  • Money bags
    August 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    He may not be the first president to golf but he’s the first president that I can remember that hates this country, he’s a piece of shit and should be removed, by force if need be

    • Anthony
      August 9, 2015 at 3:34 pm

      Yeah, he hates this country. Except you don’t have any proof that he’s ever said that

      • Money bags
        August 9, 2015 at 8:16 pm

        He sat in that church with rev wright! Good enuff for me! And his executive actions speak volumes, as the black lives matter peeps burn cities he said what? What’s the matter? Trying to defend your vote!?

      • Money bags
        August 9, 2015 at 8:26 pm

        Let’s see’ rev wright, van jones , the weather underground, the Muslim brotherhood, on and on. It’s safe to assume he don’t like this country

  • Coco
    August 9, 2015 at 10:54 am

    Sometimes I just don’t understand this site…. Here we have a president who spends his whole fucking life on vacation and somehow TBS is defending it.
    This fucking idiot, along with his administration is the the reason why the “Justice Department” is now directing the efforts to fight crime and the recent explosion of gun violence in the city. The Feds hold the purse strings and the city has no choice but to “obey” the administrations new mandates on how to (in)effectively fight crime in urban environments…..
    The guy sucks! Plain and simple. Don’t fucking defend him while he is “fundamentally transforming” the United States.

    • Finnish Goalie
      August 9, 2015 at 6:10 pm

      So which category would you place yourself?

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      August 10, 2015 at 12:27 pm

      Agree with Coco! TB you went full Bill O’Reilly on us.

    • David
      August 10, 2015 at 9:22 pm

      Its pretty common knowledge he has taken the least amount of time off of any other president in history. Do some research. Its literaly the truth. You just wasted a lot of words.

  • Finnish Goalie
    August 9, 2015 at 10:18 am

    It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

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