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Tracy Novick Organizing Trump Protest At Patriots Parade Is The Most Tracy Novick Thing Ever

Tracy Novick Organizing Trump Protest At Patriots Parade Is The Most Tracy Novick Thing Ever

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This is the most Tracy Novick thing ever:

This is what she does ever since we put her in the Turtleboy Sports graveyard. South Shore Turtlegirl asked us the other day who Tracy Novick was. Couldn’t believe we were answering that question. Just search for Tracy Novick on our site and you get all thisThe woman is a menace. She’s the reason we have panhandlers on every corner in Worcester (she sued on their behalf to overturn an ordinance banning panhandling). She lives in a tax free house in West Tatnuck. She refused to let cops in the public schools, despite four principals at North High School getting punched in the face. She said that the term “color-blind” was racist. And so we did the only thing we could do and overthrew her from the School Committee in November 2015. Ever since then things have been much better.

But now that she can’t really destroy Worcester anymore, this is what she does. The woman is a plague. It’s a fucking football rally. People who wanna politicize the greatest Super Bowl of all time are the biggest assholes on earth.

Of course the real travesty is that this busy body, unemployed west side soccer mom of ZERO SIGNIFICANCE has the blue checkmark on Twitter and we don’t. Shameful.




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8 Comment(s)
  • WHAT?
    February 8, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    The kind of person that thinks to themselves: “I am so important”.

    The kind of person that everyone else thinks: ” What a useless waste of oxygen”.

  • Charlie
    February 7, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    She’s going in to cause havoc. Granted it’s much more controlled now. But things can happen fast and don’t cry if she finds herself on the receiving end.

  • Publius
    February 7, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    Imagine having Novick at your Super Bowl party? me neither.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 7, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    I recommend everybody start carrying their urine in a water bottle, in the chance that you run into this woman. Doesn’t matter how long, longer is better so that it might ferment. Then, we start acting like these SJW’s. Pour it on her, spill it on her, throw it at her. I’ll leave that part up to you. Be creative though. Most creative gets a gold star!

  • Spankster
    February 7, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    How about a go fund me page? The money that we get will go for a couple of bums and dopers to stand in front of her driveway and bother her and her family and friends when they come and go

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 7, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    Twitter’s a dying platform infested with too many SJWs. Fuck them and their blue checkmark. You don’t need that Turtleboy. Besides, you should check out and get registered on there if you’re not already. They’re a much better social media platform when it comes to respecting free speech. I’ve been on it now for a few months and haven’t been banned yet.

  • BobnMic
    February 7, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a smelly butt….and I like to kiss my own butt.

    Oh…and firsties. I got firsties. I got firsties. Now give me a cookie.

    • BobnMic
      February 7, 2017 at 3:10 pm

      In lieu of a cookie, I will instead come on Turtleboy live where I will decimate that Tredge Burglestein and Frosty the Attorney for the listening pleasure of all turtle riders everywhere.


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