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Turtleboy Annihilates Commenters Who Are Too Dumb To See The Revolution Worked On Election Day

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So we get tons of comments every day and normally don’t have time to read them all. But today we couldn’t resist, especially in our victory blog that we published about yesterday’s election victory for the Turtleboy Sports Revolution. And make no doubt about it – it was a HUGE victory. So we’re gonna pull an Old Balls and respond to the commenters so we can point out why they’re really dumb….

So was I watching the same election you were. I just wonder because from what I saw it was a white washing. I’m happy Mike Gaffney got second place it was awesome. That still doesn’t make up for the fact he got his clock cleaned in the Mayors race. As for the rest of your ticket Cindy was a terrible candidate who got obliterated over in D1. In district 4 the polls closed at 8:00 and Jackie lost at 8:01. Donna was going to win regardless of your support. She had been too active not to win. The only candidate you did support was in a tight race race for last placeYou didn’t want king, but now all of a sudden he’s palatable. You beat your chest all week long. You really are the Rex Ryan of Worcester politics. You got a beat down. Just admit it and move on. But don’t try to justify it and say you won when in reality you’re ticket for squashed.

Alright, first of all, nominating Cindy Nguyen was a coin flip. We picked the underdog because we wanted to mix things up a bit. Gun to Turtleboy’s head last night we would’ve predicted Tony Economou would win, so pardon Turtleboy for investing in the underdog. You must go to Foxwoods and cheer for the dealer. We root against the house. 

The most ridiculous claim this genius made was that Donna Colorio was going to win regardless. YYYYEEEEAAAAA!!!! All of a sudden a woman who lost her seat and finished behind Tracy Novick and Hilda Ramirez was gonna go from SEVENTH to SECOND in two years. Magically. I’m sure the Turtleboy Sports Revolution had NOTHING to do with the fact that she beat Jack freaking Foley, a guy who finished first just four years ago, and second two years ago, finished lower than he EVER HAS before this time around.  

Let’s look at the School Committee results from two years ago:

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Foley 7,385. Colorio 5,654.

Here’s yesterday’s count: Foley 8,106. Colorio 8,597.

Donna Colorio, a candidate widely endorsed by the TBS ticket, gained a total of 2,943 votes. Foley gained only 721. Love Turtleboy or hate him, we got people out to vote. Sure, a lot of people probably voted against the Turtleboy Sports candidates because they’re butthurt, but many, many more voted for the TB Ticket. #FactsOnly

Then there’s this one:

Spin all you want, Gaffney lost. Petty’s mayoral win was decisive. I’d venture TBS cost Gaffney as many votes as it may have brought him, and that he’ll put more distance between himself and the whiny Turtle minority going forward.

For that we will once again have to resort to facts – the worst enemy of the hippie. A poster summed it up best today:

Although there was obviously a higher turnout this time, 4,700 more people voted in this election than last –

Toomey got only about 170 more votes than last election

Petty only got about 600 more votes than last time

Gaffney got 3,000 more votes than last time

And Konnie got almost 1,500 more votes than last time

Bergman got about 440 more votes than last time.

Gaffney and Lukes benefitted most from the higher turnout or “new” voters. The best….Novick is gone! Ramirez is gone! The two biggest Boone supporters and a superintendent search is beginning. Colorio came in SECOND out of the whole crew…even beating out a couple of corpses that have been on committee forever. It was great!

Yup. We got people interested in local politics and consequently 4,700 new voters showed up to do their civic duty this time. We did that. The vast majority of these new voters voted for people we endorsed. The establishment candidates barely improved while our candidates gained new supporters in the thousands. We did that. #FactsOnly

In the past month we’d like to point out that the following four HUGE problems have all left because of Turtleboy Sports – Melinda Boone, Dicky Rushton, Tracy Novick, Hilda Ramirez. Gone. Boone and Dicky are the smart ones – they both saw the writing on the wall and left on their own terms. Dicky obviously would’ve lost and Boone knew she’d be fired by the new School Committee. She knew that TBS was going to be her downfall so she skipped town. Smart lady.

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So, you missed the mayor, 2 out of 5 council seats, and 2 out of 3 SC spots. That means out of the 9 positions you picked a winner in, you got 4. That’s sub .500. But no, you won alright.

The Mayor was a long shot. Gaffney could’ve told you that. But we made them sweat and it was sooooo worth it. Hearing Liz Warren’s voice via the robocall on Friday got me aroused. You think she wanted to do that? Nope. Think she gives a fuck about Joe Petty? Nope. But she’s a loyal soldier to the machine and they do what they have to do to make sure the machine doesn’t lose nuts and bolts, no matter how small they are. We made one of the most well known, established politicians in the country call Turtelboy and BEG him to vote for Joe Petty. We won that battle before the election even took place.

We’ve also set it up pretty nicely for 2017. Rob Sargent and Nick D’Andrea were both dark horses. Rob is a teacher, and unlike Joe Petty he can’t just NOT go to work for nine months in a row. Kind of hard to knock on doors when you’re grading papers. Both of those guys got their names out there and we’ll be seeing them in the future. Moe Bergman lost his first time around too.

Here’s the dumbest thing we read in the comments:

Gaffney for Mayor (Lost) Cindy (Lost) Kostas (Lost) Seargent (Lost). You picked Lukes and Gaffney but thats a safe bet. Even money no Payout. So with the picks you went 0-4. Gaffney and Lukes would have been reelected pretty much no matter what. 

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So let me get this straight. When we pick candidates who are favored to win, and then they win, that doesn’t count. But when we pick underdogs like Jackie Kostas, who have virtually no chance of winning, that DOES count? Yea, that makes PERFECT sense.

He wasn’t done:

School committee same deal You played it safe. Of course Brian O’Connell was going to win (No payout). I am shocked Donna came in second; however she worked hard. Most likely would have been reelected regardless of your existence. in the non election picks you went 1-7. Then to make the numbers worse, most of your candidates got buried. Get more back and forth and less echo …echo…echo and maybe you can one day play a small role in Worcester Politics. The only thing this website was good for was seeing what Mike Gaffney was wearing today.

Please, tell me more about how Donna Colorio would’ve been reelected to a seat she didn’t hold. LOL. It’s so stupid it’s beautiful. And apparently the only reason Donna won was because she worked hard. I guess that means everyone else sat on their ass and did nothing.

 

Notice how none of the riders said anything to TBS about how TB told at least one non-resident to come and vote cause he might still be listed as a registered voter. That’s actual voter fraud, but TBS is above the law.

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I’m actually really happy that the comments are anonymous, because I’m embarrassed for whoever wrote this. LOL. Someone wrote on our Facebook page last week that they couldn’t vote because they lived in Millbury. We wrote something to the extent of  “you can still vote in District 4.” Because that’s Sarai Rivera’s district where dead people vote multiple times. Get it?? Because Sarai Rivera is in the mafia?? Get it??? LOL. But naturally morons took this as some sort of voter fraud conspiracy, because that’s all they could come up with. Sucks when you don’t have facts and the truth on your side.

This blog did absolutely nothing to gain gaffney any significant support. It’s a fact that a majority of the people who read this BS that you spew everyday were originally going to vote for gaffney. MAYBE you changed the minds of 30 people but clearly that wasn’t enough. Better luck next time TB.

Raise your hand if you voted for Mike Gaffney because of this blog. Boom. Three thousand people just raised their hands. We win.

The American Revolution wasn’t won at Lexington and Concord. It was a minor victory but there was much work to be done before they chopped off King George’s head. However, we not only took down FOUR HUGE PROBLEMS, we prevented Matt Wally and Jenny Cortes from getting on the council. Want more proof that we won? The hippies were having a Twitter pity party for the ages:

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Petty winning the mayor’s seat is literally all they’ve got. Everything else was a loss. Natalie O’Hayre is a hippie but she’s not dumb. She realizes what a catastrophic night this was for Worcester hippies.

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We win. Oh yea, and Deb Powers and the rest of her hippie friends were freaking out about cops in schools because they realize a revolution occurred on the SC:

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Just a reminder, Deb’s son Peyton Bissell was arrested last year for downloading child pornography in HER apartment on Plantation Street, which was paid for via a GoFundMe. So while Deb’s gigantic ass was sitting in her filthy living room posting about how racist everyone is, her kid was in the other room downloading videos of young children being raped. This is what we’re up against.

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Oh yea, and you know what the best part about Deb Powers is? Her son Peyton was sentenced to jail today. Guess who was there for him in court? No one. Just a reporter from the Telegram. His loving family couldn’t be there because she was too busy posting a million things about cops in school on Facebook. Nice Mom ya got Peyton.

But the BEST thing you need to see to show you how successful last night was is this:

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Jonathan Hardy-Lavoie’s hyphenated ass is LEAVING Worcester because of this. Turtleboy is the pied freaking piper for hippies. TB plays his music and drives the vermin out the town. What more do you need to see? We got rid of shitty politicians and we’re forcing hippies to move to Webster. We win. They lose. The Revolution lives.

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44 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    November 6, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    Remember as well, TB came on the scene late. The prospect of two full years of TB exposing shenanigans must keep Clive and Petty awake at night .

  • Gronkmonster
    November 5, 2015 at 8:18 pm

    The fact is a lot more people voted for Gaff and did not vote for Petty because of TBS..Who else is printing the truth about the bullshit Petty pulls… absolutely no one .Petty has free rein to run around and pull all the crap he wants with almost zero negative publicity and the guaranteed votes of all the 49 % on the Government dole and the white guilt folks…That is a hard thing to beat..But it came pretty dam close..A lot closer than it would have been without TBS as much at a few do not want to admit

    I talked to about 20 people before the elections who had never even heard of Mosaic and the BS that goes one..The sponsoring of blocking road way with our tax dollars given to them by Petty..If some some punishment doled out by god I am still stuck in the crap town next election I will work a lot harder to make sure I get to 50 people maybe mre…Hopefully put another dent or two in the hippy machine..All we can do is hope but it is a huge hurdle to over come…the 49% do not want to give up the free shit and the Hippys want to help them keep it

    On a comical side note it is hilarious that I as a fan of TBS still do not spend as much time on this site as 3 or 4 guys who claim to hate him ..Do you tards really think you have turned even one TBS supporter LOL Keep reading boys just helping the revenue stream ya dopes

  • stinkfinger
    November 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm

    Yo, TB! Stay with what you do best: Stalking underage girls online then humiliating them with their own fb profiles!

  • Publius
    November 5, 2015 at 11:57 am

    TB is driving the agenda in the City. Novick losing was a huge positive for Worcester and our children. She cared more about here liberal agenda than the education and safety of our kids.

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 5, 2015 at 9:26 am

    Simple solution to cops in schools: CLOSE ALL THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS. Let’s see what happens when all the kids are out in the streets all day and probably all night. I know, I know, the law says the towns and cities must provide public schools. CHANGE THE LAW.

  • Haha
    November 5, 2015 at 8:46 am

    “And apparently the only reason Donna won was because she worked hard. I guess that means everyone else sat on their ass and did nothing.”
    “Raise your hand if you voted for Mike Gaffney because of this blog. Boom. Three thousand people just raised their hands. We win.”

    You hear that Mike and Donna (and the others on the “turtle ticket”? All your hard work was for nothing. The only reason you got elected was cause of TBS. None of your hard work did anything to sway voters in your favor, it was all the hard working TBS.

    “Yup. We got people interested in local politics and consequently 4,700 new voters showed up to do their civic duty this time. We did that. The vast majority of these new voters voted for people we endorsed.”

    Any evidence of that or is this just another baseless TBS claim?

    • Skeptical
      November 5, 2015 at 9:29 am

      As always, I do not mean to offend, but in pointing out TBS’ fallacy of arguing from ignorance, you are also making an appeal to ignorance.

      The former states an argument is true because it has not been proven false, but the latter states that a claim is false due to there being no evidence of it being true. The burden of proof lies upon claimants, and therefore both arguments are fallacious, either have evidence of falsehood, or evidence proving the claim is true.

      Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, so while TBS could potentially be wrong, using an appeal to ignorance does not prove it to be so. Same goes for him, he can’t make an argument from ignorance either.

      • Haha
        November 5, 2015 at 10:15 am

        I don’t know if what I wrote would qualify, as I’m not making a claim. I was merely pointing out that he made a ridiculous claim about how far his influence reaches. Unless this was about the voter fraud claim further above, then I can see that connection.

        • Skeptical
          November 5, 2015 at 10:26 am

          You implied it was “a baseless claim” to put it in your own words.

          But don’t sweat it. I’m on the TBS shit list too because I actually do this real MORON thing called “thinking.” And apparently I’m not a good little turtle rider because I tend to question everything everyone says including TBS. I actually like to form my own opinions.

          • Haha
            November 5, 2015 at 10:43 am

            Ah, I thought you meant the first half of my comment. The second part I was questioning the evidence used to come to TB’s conclusion. I didn’t (or rather didn’t intend) to make a claim myself but rather question his. But, I stand by my statement. If there is no evidence that he directly influenced the vote of the “vast majority of these new voters “. He made the claim, the burden of proof is on him.

          • Skeptical
            November 5, 2015 at 11:31 am

            Oh I stand by it as well. Like I said, he made an argument from ignorance. It’s a two way street.

  • Lol
    November 5, 2015 at 8:36 am

    You’re crazier than the hippies you love so much if you truly believe you influenced 3,000 voters for gaffney

    • Skeptical
      November 5, 2015 at 9:33 am

      This is an appeal to ignorance argument as well, I refer you to my below reply to “Haha”

      By the way, TBS’ claim there are 1.2million users a month here is actually fraudulent, given that every site that tracks unique visitors to websites say his numbers are anywhere between 2,500-3,500 unique users a day. It would have to be more than ten times that amount per day to be true. But even with those numbers, it could in theory be true.

      This avenue of saying TBS’ claim to influencing 3,000 voters is bunk, as much as his claim is that he did. It is useless to debate for the reasons mentioned in my other reply.

      • Chris Curtis
        November 5, 2015 at 9:42 am

        Lol yea google analytics is not reliable at all, you’re really good at internetting

        • Skeptical
          November 5, 2015 at 10:12 am

          Didn’t use Google Analytics.

  • Haha
    November 5, 2015 at 8:19 am

    “Someone wrote on our Facebook page last week that they couldn’t vote because they lived in Millbury. We wrote something to the extent of “you can still vote in District 4.” Because that’s Sarai Rivera’s district where dead people vote multiple times. Get it??”

    Why didn’t you post the screenshot so your readers could think for themselves (I know, wishful thinking)? Cause your memory sucks, or you are a liar. It was Grafton, not Millbury and he told you he was still registered in district 4, to which you told him to vote anyways cause no one would pick up on it. You are just as bad as the hippies.

    • Skeptical
      November 5, 2015 at 9:40 am

      If that is true either way, it does not matter where he was from. He didn’t live in Worcester, so voting here is still wrong. Just because your mortal enemy cheats, does not make it okay you to do so.

      Stooping to someone else’s level makes you just as bad. Personal honor above all else.

      • Skeptical
        November 5, 2015 at 9:40 am

        For you to do so*

      • Chris Curtis
        November 5, 2015 at 9:43 am

        I don’t think you understand what satire is.

    • Chris Curtis
      November 5, 2015 at 9:44 am

      Send the picture of the comment and we’ll post it

      • Haha
        November 5, 2015 at 10:11 am

        Why didn’t you post it to begin with?

      • Skeptical
        November 5, 2015 at 2:18 pm

        So should I take a screenshot of the comment you won’t approve? You seemed so eager to weigh in on this particular discussion yet you won’t let the record show what I dug up?

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      November 5, 2015 at 11:03 am

      He never said he lived in district 4. And I don’t see how the specific town the guy moved to is at all relevant. So keep stretching genius.

  • Jake from StateFarm
    November 5, 2015 at 8:16 am

    Police in schools bad for kids, huh ……… has she posted anything about her son’s behavior and how bad that was for kids?

  • Nanny
    November 5, 2015 at 8:05 am

    Get ’em next cycle, Mr. Sargent.

  • Shag
    November 5, 2015 at 7:59 am

    What kind of man hyphenates their name??!

    The same kind that drives a Prius with a “ready for Hilary” sticker, wears socks with Birkenstocks, shakes a hand like a limp fish…

  • Finnish Goalie
    November 5, 2015 at 6:12 am

    Hey, it’s Sporks!

    Glad the Twitter lives.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    November 5, 2015 at 4:53 am

    No. Don’t send them to Webster. We don’t want them either. Hippies are WAY more annoying than meth heads.

    • Skeptical
      November 5, 2015 at 10:16 am

      I don’t know man, meth and crack heads are truly a sight to behold.

      Then again, so are hippies.

      We could always shit them to Buffalo.

      • Skeptical
        November 5, 2015 at 10:17 am

        Ship* LOL Wow epic fail on my part

        • Maggie the Cat
          November 5, 2015 at 10:59 am

          That’s not a fail, that’s a “Freudian Slip”. And it’s a good one, LOL!

    • WTF... Worcester
      November 5, 2015 at 10:40 am

      Right! I moved out of Worcester to get away from these anti-school racist hippie bastards!!! No one in Webster wants to has time for their nonsense!

  • Dm
    November 5, 2015 at 2:14 am

    I will agree that TurtleBoy Sports has really made local politics as interesting as national politics. If this was ten years ago, I could care less about the little things that go on within city hall; or which candidates are looking out for us or their own self interests.

    • Q-Ball
      November 5, 2015 at 9:46 am

      And this is exactly the point! Finally someone who gets it…. The machine doesn’t want people interested in local politics. Nothing to see here folks.

  • alex
    November 5, 2015 at 1:53 am

    Haha….tbs just stick to bashing people who can’t stick up for themselves…….you lost get over it…who’s butthurt??

  • alex
    November 5, 2015 at 1:51 am

    Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha….tbs just stick to bashing people who can’t stick up for themselves…….you lost get over it…who’s butthurt??

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      November 5, 2015 at 9:32 am

      Yup, not enough ass cream on the planet for all of the butthurt around here. Two days after the election and Gaffney is still the loser. Maybe when they wake up tomorrow… Hahahahahahahaha!

  • Jeffrey Neal is a Giant Pussy and a weird gay Perverted Deviant
    November 5, 2015 at 1:29 am

    Turtleboy, I would start with Spurts (Jeffrey Neal) and get him the fuck out of here. What a colossal asshole. This troll is a nuisance.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      November 5, 2015 at 9:18 am

      Nope, I’m still here. And you’re still a loser. Some things are just meant to be.

      • Steven Stover
        November 5, 2015 at 12:51 pm

        So what kind of friendship do you have with the child porn assholes there Mr Carlo Baldino???? Dop you go over to the haunts and visit with these bastards? We know you and them are close. Come clean. No pun intended.

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          November 5, 2015 at 6:16 pm

          Another moron that thinks I’m Baldino. It’s already been established I’m not. Do try to keep up.

          • Steven Stover
            November 5, 2015 at 9:52 pm

            Good. Now go and fix fucknut Baldino’s ass cause he claims he is you. We will be watching.

          • TurtleBoySpurts
            November 6, 2015 at 5:23 pm

            I’m quite certain Carlo has never claimed that, but if you can provide a link I’m willing to admit I’m wrong. Otherwise we’ll just assume you’re lying.

    • Jeffrey Neal's Stalker Wears Lingerie
      November 5, 2015 at 9:26 am

      The fishnet stockings look ridiculous with your pumps, you’ve put too much stuffing in the bra, and that shade of lipstick is all wrong. Sweetie, you need a stylist. But don’t fret, wearing ladies clothing doesn’t make you gay. 😉

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