Bristol just published this blog about transgender Punky Chewster after he was arrested for literally biting a clerk’s face off at a Sunoco in Taunton because he got caught shoplifting.
According to court documents, one witness stated Davila, “sat down in the aisle next to the puddle of blood and started rubbing his fingers in it.” He allegedly said, “I don’t eat flesh, I just drink blood.”
Just your standard Tuesday in Taunton.
But as luck would have it that poor guy’s face was only dessert, because earlier in the day he ate another dude at a housing project because he’s a hungry hungry fupa.
So I guess that’s just kind of what Punky Chewster wakes up and does every day – challenges people to fights he knows he can’t win, just so he can get close enough to literally eat their face off. Sure, it starts off innocently enough with his Shaw’s brand hot pants pulled down low enough to expose his glorious midriff.
He doges punches pretty effectively.
But the whole time he’s just thinking about how delicious your neck beard is gonna taste with some hot sauce.
His primary punch was the left jab, which was really more of a poke.
The other guy clearly didn’t want to fight him, likely because he knew he’d end up like the last mozzarella stick at Didi’s reparations party.
But just like in the Walking Dead, it doesn’t matter how slow and stupid they are, they always find a way to get close enough to bite you.
From that point on he had a taste for human flesh and the Sunoco scene was unavoidable.
Like Bristol said, this guy needs serious mental help. I’m honestly shocked he’s never been arrested for this before. He eats random people’s faces and then sits in a pool of their blood, sipping on O negative cocktails. I’d invite him onto the Live Show this weekend, but I think we can all agree that if he’s not in jail then he’s gonna be stuffing his face with more face.
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