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Transgender Punky Chewster Ate Another Guy’s Face In A Projects Throw Down Before Eating The Clerk’s Face At Taunton Sunoco


Bristol just published this blog about transgender Punky Chewster after he was arrested for literally biting a clerk’s face off at a Sunoco in Taunton because he got caught shoplifting.

According to court documents, one witness stated Davila, “sat down in the aisle next to the puddle of blood and started rubbing his fingers in it.” He allegedly said, “I don’t eat flesh, I just drink blood.” 

Just your standard Tuesday in Taunton.

But as luck would have it that poor guy’s face was only dessert, because earlier in the day he ate another dude at a housing project because he’s a hungry hungry fupa.

So I guess that’s just kind of what Punky Chewster wakes up and does every day – challenges people to fights he knows he can’t win, just so he can get close enough to literally eat their face off. Sure, it starts off innocently enough with his Shaw’s brand hot pants pulled down low enough to expose his glorious midriff.

He doges punches pretty effectively.

But the whole time he’s just thinking about how delicious your neck beard is gonna taste with some hot sauce.

His primary punch was the left jab, which was really more of a poke.


The other guy clearly didn’t want to fight him, likely because he knew he’d end up like the last mozzarella stick at Didi’s reparations party.

But just like in the Walking Dead, it doesn’t matter how slow and stupid they are, they always find a way to get close enough to bite you.

From that point on he had a taste for human flesh and the Sunoco scene was unavoidable.

Like Bristol said, this guy needs serious mental help. I’m honestly shocked he’s never been arrested for this before. He eats random people’s faces and then sits in a pool of their blood, sipping on O negative cocktails. I’d invite him onto the Live Show this weekend, but I think we can all agree that if he’s not in jail then he’s gonna be stuffing his face with more face.

P.S. Our comments system is fucked up because there’s something wrong with the spam filter. We have to manually approve comments until it gets fixed, or else it would just get flooded with links to porn sites.


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23 Comment(s)
  • josie
    May 3, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    bro this kid is from a fucking boarding school i went too. i hear this from all the people from that school he was at.
    he is the new fucking jeffrey dahmer

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    May 2, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    I see the trump food boxes have hit taunton to replace ebt for adults with no children just like they did in brockton. Fupa hungry! Fupa mad! Fupa don’t like govt pork in a can for dinner. Fupa gonna look thinner by bikini season. Food boxes make slackers thin again. Love it.

  • Walkers
    May 1, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    So if you get bitten is it like Walking Dead?

  • Mid drift Monday
    May 1, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    What do you get when you mix a transgender and a vampire.DRAGULA hahaha

  • ElJefe72
    Hannibal Lecter
    May 1, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Hello Clarice!

  • ElJefe72
    May 1, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    Man, Jack Black has really hit rock bottom. Sad.

  • Poof
    May 1, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Kill it with fire

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 1, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Randal Guy?

  • marilu
    May 1, 2019 at 10:44 am

    well that’s an interesting way to catch the hiv…

  • Big Wick
    May 1, 2019 at 10:10 am

    “… he knew he’d end up like the last mozzarella stick at Didi’s reparations party.” Hey, South, this rival’s Bristol’s Stevie Wonder quip!
    Maybe it didn’t like the look of the guy’s crimson crotch covers.
    Thank you for filling us in on the issue with the comments posting issue. IT issues suck!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    May 1, 2019 at 9:59 am

    The DSM-5 describes treatment for Gender Dysphoria as Public Hanging or being dragged from a truck.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    May 1, 2019 at 9:54 am

    “I ate his face with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti”

  • Ray Patriarca
    Dental appointment
    May 1, 2019 at 8:57 am

    This is the reason that facilities like Danvers State Hospital should have NEVER been closed !
    Instead, we rely on the nut- cases to take their meds on their own. * Pinky-swear*
    Let this freakshow try and bite me!
    A trip to the dental specialist would be forthcoming for this little cum-guzzler!
    Actually, a lack of front teeth might improve his marketability with the lads in the men’s room!

  • Tranny
    May 1, 2019 at 8:53 am

    well duhhhh. all trannys are mentally ill.

  • Mike
    May 1, 2019 at 7:39 am

    My ex family lives next to this guys family. I feel for his grandmother, the nicest lady you will ever meet. She had her hands full with him and it was a matter of time before this happened. As he got into his teens he went off the rails, so much that when I saw him, I kept a constant eye on him because he was unstable. Hopefully he gets some help but he also has to do his time.

    • A
      May 1, 2019 at 11:01 pm

      My family knows his personally ( related by marriage etc.)and we always said how much his grandmother has suffered all these years losing the people she has including his parents. That women deserves so much and this is truly sad.

      He needs help.

      The article that was posted on the news disturbed me as he blew a kiss to her T court …

  • Batman
    May 1, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Please fix the comment section, I can’t wait two days to see if I got any thumbs up.

  • Adam H
    May 1, 2019 at 7:07 am

    Bit by a transgender = automatic AIDS.


  • 2wEntEe
    May 1, 2019 at 6:47 am

    That’s like a last resort survival tactic if you’re getting murdered or kidnapped.

  • JoeMomma
    May 1, 2019 at 6:39 am

    He’ll have a hard time biting you if you knock his fucking teeth out.

  • dball31211
    May 1, 2019 at 4:38 am

    Just wanted to add I use the TB app and the videos are messed up along with the audio. So that’s new.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    May 1, 2019 at 4:06 am

    I take it his favorite book is “To Serve Man”?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    FubaBoy SuperStar
    May 1, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Manually fix this: half retarded, full raunch

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