The turtle alarm was sounded on 413 SELL IT ALL Facebook group today.
So I had to check out since this is my neck of the woods, and this is what I found.
So her Dad, who is wearing gold chains in the picture they chose, died over a week ago, and they need money for his funeral now. Oh yea, this passes the smell test for sure. Lots of rotted corpses lay in wait for the GFM money to come through before they finally get buried.
Just a measly $25,000. Because God knows you can’t bury someone for $20K. This seems legit.
Of course the first thing that should’ve tipped you off that we’re dealing with a GFM scam is that this Trap Queen Tornado’s real name is Unique.
The second thing is excessive use of dog filter.
Followed by the fact that she can’t afford to bury her Dad a week after he died, but she can afford copious amount of iPhones.
So many iPhones that she also sells iPhones for $100 on that same page.
Since she’s from Springfield and broke as shit she obviously decided it would be a great time for someone to inseminate her, knowing full well there was a 0.0% they’d ever pay her child support. No worries though, because people who actually work for a living will take care of that for her. And if she has extra WIC baby formula she can sell that on 413 SELL IT ALL too.
I’m sure the father she’s burying had an active roll in her life and never missed a child support payment. Ever.
She also has her rent paid for by the taxpayers.
And she has enough money to buy her crotch fruits Timberlands, because looking fly in the hood in the wood is way more important than budgeting and being self sufficient.
And to make things even less shady, she also started another fundraiser for her deadbeat daddy’s funeral, for $200 this time.
Because the other fundraiser wasn’t started by her, it was started by her father’s girlfriend.
Why should that ho be the only one who makes a couple bucks off of her father’s untimely demise?
Wait, she’s got an answer for that too.
It’s apparently more expensive to bury dead people in Worcester. Because when I think “high rent” the first thing that comes to mind is Worcester. Out here in the 413 we just need a shovel and a strong work ethic.
She got a message for the haters who think she “lien”:
Don’t you dare be talking shit about her extremely shady GoFundMe on the same page she sells WIC baby formula on.
Don’t worry though, because there was no shortage of ratchets who had her back and expressed as such with copious amounts of 100 emojis.
The best part is when NONE of the “stop being mean” people donate any money to the cause. Berating rational people is how they justify being broke and giving nothing.
This was the best comment:
“Cuz people with jobs can pay for a whole funeral out of pocket.”
Ummm….yea. That’s generally how it works. You get paid, you put the money in a bank account, and you spend it on shit you need instead of Timberlands for your raw dog trophies. Of course if you’re destitute like this guy no doubt was, there are several funeral parlors that will help you out. What do you think happens to dead junkies with no family? Someone’s gotta put em in the hole.
She don’t have time to explain this to any of y’all!
She’s very busy not working and buying new iPhones!!
She also never posted the obituary, and I found it odd that someone who was dead for 8 days would still be in limbo like this. So I did a little search on the Google machine and low and behold…..
Turns out Daddy was a junkbox deluxe who was well known to the Southbridge Police (a completely different place from Worcester) for breaking into homes in order to finance his “disease.”
Two years before this incident he was arrested and charged with breaking into over 30 homes and a jewelry store.
Suspects in approximately 30 house break-ins and a jewelry store theft pleaded not guilty today in Dudley District Court. Moises Ortega, 49, Marcos Ortega, 38, and Wendy Diaz, 33, of 108 Charlton St., Apt. 1R, were arrested Friday at their apartment building after detectives showed up with a warrant to search for stolen items. Marcos Ortega is already on probation for breaking and entering charges, according to the court. He was recently taken off an electronic monitoring device, police said in an interview.
So in conclusion, the Trap Queen Tornado who gets free housing, free food, free iPhones, and sells it on a yard sale page, now expects the people paying for all her free shit to give $25,000 so they can bury the junkie Dad who she met three times in her life on court days. Where do I sign?
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