Tulsi Gabbard Couldn’t Possibly Be Any Hotter Than She Is After Eviscerating Hillary Clinton Worse Than Any Republican Could Ever Dream Of Doing



This morning Hillary Clinton woke up again and still wasn’t the President, but she still is a raging cunt, so she decided to go after my BAE, Tulsi Gabbard, by baselessly calling her a Russian asset.

These are the people who tell us that American institutions are being “undermined.” The same people who baselessly call sitting members of Congress, decorated veterans, and current candidates for President “Russian assets.”

Hillary Clinton is cancer. Why the democrats even allow her to speak is unfathomable. She lost to Donald Trump in perhaps the greatest upset in presidential history. If a coach or player on your favorite sportball team fucked up that badly, they would go down in history like Bill Buckner. Yet Hillary lost to a guy who had a 1% chance of winning, and no democrat has told her to shut the fuck up.

These people are living in la-la-land. It’s insane that Hillary still thinks she lost the election because of any factor besides the fact that she’s Hillary Clinton. Literally ANYONE else could’ve beaten Trump. She doesn’t blame herself for not campaigning in Wisconsin or Michigan, or the fact that she called half the country deplorable, or the fact that she’s completely unrelatable. She ironically said that when Trump lost he wouldn’t accept the results. Then he won and the exact opposite happened and it’s like they completely forgot EVERYTHING.

They hate Tulsi because she marches to a beat of her own drum, and she’s everything the modern day left stands in opposition to – she’s against stupid foreign entanglements, she doesn’t waste time with identity politics, she’s anti-censorship, and she’s smoking hot. This of course makes her a Russian asset, because everyone who doesn’t get in line with the DNC is a Russian asset. That’s how corrupt these people are.

Anyway, since no one in the Hillary controlled media decided to “fact check” her, Tulsi had no choice but to light her on fire around 4 PM Friday, and it’s one of the greatest cat fights I’ve ever seen.

She’s so fucking hot.

I can’t get over it.

And of course the establishment is getting in line to call her a Russian asset, a Trump plant, and a bunch of other conspiracy bullshit, despite not seeing the irony of accusing everyone they disagree with of being a conspiracy theorist.

Imagine waking up every day and being this person.

No wonder she’s mad.

This guy too….

Yea, why would Tulsi go on the most popular, 8 PM TV show, when she could go on some random blue checkmark’s podcast that no one will listen to? Didn’t she see his blue checkmark? He’s very important!

This guy ran Hillary’s campaign in 2016.

Imagine being the guy responsible for losing to Donald Trump and still thinking that your opinions on anything are something that people should take seriously?

They’ve lost their minds.

The only one in the media calling out Hillary is Van Jones.

I usually don’t agree with Van Jones, but I respect the fact that he says what’s on his mind. Very rare at CNN.

Meanwhile, where’s Bernie Sanders? Tulsi had a sweet gig at the DNC 3-4 years ago, and was a rising star in the party. Then she saw how corrupt they were and supported Bernie instead. He hasn’t said shit since, because Bernie is the guy who lets you cuckhold his wife while he sits in the corner and diddles himself. That’s literally his entire relationship with the democratic party. They dump on his face and he comes around like the sad, neutered dog that he is.








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56 Comment(s)
  • Independent Thinker
    October 22, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    She’s a liberal, but she’s one of the good ones. She served in Iraq and seems to have a good understanding of foreign policy, and how not to get involved fighting Middle East wars. I’ve changed from Republican to Independent. In the primary, I will cast my vote for her. I have to say I have a lot of respect for her standing up for what she believes. In the general election, I will cast my vote for Trump.

  • There's something about Susan
    October 22, 2019 at 12:32 am

    Susan H likes to be choked and have someone spit in her mouth.
    Sometimes you can just tell.
    Tulsi is hot. I would never vote for her but would totally eat her box for how she handled Hillary.

  • Hillary Lies Matter
    October 21, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Tulsi served in real combat as Hillary dodged fake bullets in Bosnia.

  • Russian Romance Hillary Style BuckWild
    October 21, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    News sources say that allegedly Hildabeast came onto Tulsi in a big way. Some say in a Biden way with touches and pinches. Tulsi easily disarmed horny Hillary and told her to stay away.
    Hillary got all bent out of shape because she is ususlly able to get away with sexual assaults of females she finds pleasing.
    It is alleged that Hillary’s ego was shattered after the Trump landslide win and she couldnt handle rejection especially from a desirable female.

    • Dont knock
      October 22, 2019 at 9:33 am

      …….and then crawled into a gin bottle with her colostomy bag.

  • Mike
    October 20, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    “Bernie is the guy who lets you cuckhold his wife while he sits in the corner and diddles himself” Perfectly put. I remember when a Black Lives Matter group hijacked a campaign rally of his and he just stood there saying and doing nothing.

  • JJ
    October 20, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    Shes a gun grabber as well!

  • Captain Trips
    October 20, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Hillary won’t last long. Every new pic of her she looks worse. She’s dying.
    She can’t stand for long. She’s sitting in the pic while everyone else is standing. She looks bloated and sick.

    She’ll be going to the maker soon to pay for all of the murders she has had ordered over the years.

    Good luck in hell Killary.

  • elijah's final fart
    October 19, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Hillary clinton is a filthy and corrupt post menopausal cunt, totally unfuckable

  • Stunt Penis
    October 19, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Gotta laugh at the Hildebeast. Russian asset? Is that the best she can come up with? It didn’t work with Trump, she thinks maybe if she recycles it, it’ll work on Tulsi?

    Tulsi ain’t bad looking, she’s a goddess compared to the other women running for the democratic nomination (Granny Warren or Concubine Harris), but she’s still a dog compared to Melania Trump.

    All (normal hetrosexual) men want to be Trump, because he’s rich and fucks supermodels.

  • Dark Truth
    October 19, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Gabbard is a manjawed 4 at best with makeup.

  • Olay Regenerist
    October 19, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    For those of you complaining about Ms Gabbards complexion, there is nothing that me squirting my patented Protein-rich face cream on her three times daily would not fix

  • Judge dread
    October 19, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    Tulsi is the only candidate who most Dems will vote for if the MSM and Hitlary didn’t black ball her at every level. Good for her standing up for herself with the whole hitlary thing.

    The DNC won’t nominate her ensuring a landslide trump victory in 2020.

  • What Does Mrs. Turtleboy Think?
    October 19, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    I’m not married to you and I’m so over you talking about how hot Tulsi is!! You even alluded to working out an affair on your garage podcast. Sure, I know you were kidding. But if my husband carried on about how hot another woman is…I would not be happy!

  • Boxed wine and slurred words
    October 19, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    I see they forgot to hide the boxed Chablis again .
    Hillary stumbled out of the woods and found another more-than- willing alt-left media libtard to slur to.
    Her liver’s probably bigger her ass…which is more than ample.
    Pour yourself another, Hillary
    It’ll be ok.

  • TULSI IS A BADASS and clinton Is a LOSER
    October 19, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Clinton backed out of the Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit because Tulsi will be in attendance.

  • Send Lawyers Guns And Money
    October 19, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Clinton said how was I to know that Tulsi was with the Russians too.

    • fee waybill
      October 19, 2019 at 2:12 pm


      • Johnny Bugger and the Dirtboxes
        October 19, 2019 at 6:39 pm

        I know you’re out there You White Punks on Dope!
        I see ya!

  • Finn
    October 19, 2019 at 12:48 pm


    • Fake Finn
      October 19, 2019 at 3:03 pm



      • Finn
        October 19, 2019 at 4:10 pm

        Finn Fan,

        What is an “incel”? Aren’t you late to an Antifa meeting?

        Get Fucked,

      • looks like another fin fan
        October 19, 2019 at 4:13 pm

        fin gets the best haters!

  • Realestatepup
    October 19, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    All corrupt Dems eventually start to look like a Sith Lord. Soros, Clinton, Nan would but there’s so much botox in that face gravity couldn’t take hold with a black star.

  • Bern
    October 19, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    I would not cuckold Ms Sanders with Turtleboys dick.

    Tulsi, on the other hand, I would iuld snuggle with during the Long nights in winter in Siberia

  • Herr Doktor
    October 19, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Cankles McPantsuit, aka the Bitch of Benghazi is seriously in need of a full neuropsychological workup. Everything is a conspiracy against her, everyone is out to get her. Paranoid much there, Illary? The world really isn’t out to get you – we just REALLY despise you and your repugnant crime family that much. Now please, just go the f*** away and die. QUIETLY!!!! We won’t miss you, I promise.

  • Montague Whittle
    October 19, 2019 at 11:44 am

    Not only did Hillary “Buckner” the fuck out of the election in 2016, thank goodness, but why has nobody realized her specialty is gatekeeping and fucking over her own party? She’s like the Saddam Hussein of Democrats. She shreds her own party, competitors or not, the way Saddam killed other middle-easterners. Bless her for it.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 19, 2019 at 11:39 am

    LOL Cankles Clinton. Report just out they found 588 security violations in Hilary’s emails from her private server. The cunt should be in jail, but will skate….

  • Joe Biden
    October 19, 2019 at 11:09 am

    I want to smell her…Mmmmm.

    • Embodiment Of Corruption AKA Cankles
      October 19, 2019 at 12:47 pm

      That urine smell turn you on and on and on.

  • Startled Pancake
    October 19, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Still Trump 2020 all the way.

    She’s more sane than any of her gang affiliated party members, which means ‘sucks less’.

    She’s also got some massive pores that just piss me off.

    I have never voted for a woman and never will. Any country with a woman as a leader is a nation of pussies.

    • Dr. Ed
      October 19, 2019 at 11:05 am

      I’d vote for Maggie Thatcher….

      • Dick Scratcher
        October 22, 2019 at 9:44 am

        She was a cunt. But she had banging tits.

  • Uncle is creepy
    October 19, 2019 at 10:46 am

    Wow, an article about a woman over the age of 18. What gives uncle creepy?

    • Josh Needs a bra
      October 19, 2019 at 11:04 am

      Hi Josh. Not harassing anyone today? Using a vacation day?

      • bonedawgtuco
        October 19, 2019 at 11:48 am

        Josh is transitioning.
        Please cut him some slack during this challenging process.
        And lets help him come up with a new chick name

  • I Trust no Democrat Any Longer
    October 19, 2019 at 10:39 am

    ….but Tulsi would in fact be a great gym partner.

  • Frank
    October 19, 2019 at 10:24 am

    They are so scared of her not because of 2020 but because of 2024

  • Time waits for no one
    October 19, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Great posts by Tulsi but disappointing to see her post saying Al-Qaeda was responsible for 9/11. Hasn’t she heard of the “dancing Isrealis?” Way too much serious, scholarly research done in the near-20 years since 9/11 to be that uninformed.

    But hot, youthful Tulsi has time on her side. As the Stones also wrote, time waits for no one, and he’s not waiting for Hillary Rotten Clinton. She looks terrible in the photo. Ugh!

  • Fred
    October 19, 2019 at 9:40 am

    She’s the opposite of Clinton. The looks part is to the max. Clinton has become more nasty & delusional with age.

  • MAGA 2020
    October 19, 2019 at 9:34 am

    I’ll stick with Donald thanks. She was a supporter of that old pussy. Bernie and if she thought that was a good idea I’m all set with her.
    Let the Dems continue to eat their own. It’s great comedy

  • WeRFucked
    October 19, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Tulsi has bad skin.

    • WeRFucked
      October 19, 2019 at 6:56 pm

      What’s with the dislikes you shit stains. Look at her skin in some close-up shots. Girl has more puck marks than my ass has pimples. And I have very oily skin on my ass.

  • joseph henderson
    October 19, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Another Trojan Horse. Don’t fall for it!

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 19, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Tulsi seems like the type of chick who would start punching you if you nutted before she came.

    • Mr. Arkadin
      October 19, 2019 at 10:53 am

      Speaking from experience, I concur with that.

      Tulsi actually looks like of an Ex of mine who did just that.

    • Donovan McNutt
      October 19, 2019 at 11:52 am


      Same here. I can still hear the words. And I would do it all over again, her hitting me and all. Hell, I hope there’s a Tulsi porn parody whether she wins anything or not.

  • Dr. Ed
    October 19, 2019 at 9:11 am

    TRUMP 2020!!!!!

    It is fun watching the hysteria, though….

  • Mencken's Ghost
    October 19, 2019 at 9:05 am

    Absolute love Tulsi!

  • Crater face.
    October 19, 2019 at 8:51 am

    Tulsi’s complexity is on par with the guy from A Bronx Tale, Frankie Cupcakes. But if the slap on enough makeup she looks pretty good.

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 19, 2019 at 3:06 pm

      Yeah it looks like someone stomped out a fire on her face while wearing cleats.

      Id still love to drop some baby batter on those pores regardless

  • Fuck Pig
    October 19, 2019 at 7:31 am

    Tulsi give Fuck Pig raging boner. But then, pic of hillary make Fuck Pig hard-on go bye bye

  • William Clinton
    October 19, 2019 at 7:19 am

    As long as I have a face Tulsi will always have a place to sit…….

  • Keen Observer
    October 19, 2019 at 5:24 am

    Be be vary wary of this sheep in wolf’s clothing. She is as far left as any from the squad. What this tiff between her and Hillary is about, is the Senate. Both Hirono and Schatz are old school Dims of the Hillary mold and both are vulnerable. Schatz is up for reelection in 2022 and they are very worried that Gabbi (Squad) will take his seat.

    • uncle fester
      October 19, 2019 at 8:35 am

      Tulsi supports Yangbuxx too. Communism creeps in…be careful!

  • Satchmo
    October 19, 2019 at 4:28 am

    I would like to go down on her

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