Turns Out Clark Protester Chick Andrea Gialtouridis Pulled A Machete On Her Ex-Bf, Threatened To Shoot His Sister, And Is Sending Dad After Turtleboy

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Quick update on our friend Andrea Gialtouridis, the Clark graduate who showed up at a neighborhood watch meeting so she could call people racist Klansmen for having concerns about crime in the neighborhoods where they have spent their entire lives. She evidently broke up with her ex-boyfriend recently and it didn’t go too well…..


Well…..that escalated quickly. I mean, that just took a turn for the worse out of nowhere. One minute she’s talking about how her ex-bf’s sister shows up to her house. Then all a sudden she just kind of casually mentions the fact that people got “offended” because she took out her machete. Because why wouldn’t you have a machete just lying around? Ya never know when you’re gonna have to go out hunting for Vietcong.

Then all a sudden she starts talking about guns like she ain’t got none. What you think she sold em all? Nah. Just the ammo. That shit’s expensive. Does this look like the kind of chick who wastes ammo on warning shots?


Didn’t think so.

We are told that this was the ex-bf she is referring to:


A bunch of people have commented and said, “Dude, she’s not white.” Are you people all high? She’s from FUCKING Greece!! Do you know where Greece is? It’s not in Goddamn African. It’s on mainland Europe. If you’re European then you are white. End of story.

Anyway, she actually showed up on our Facebook page and let us know that her Trump-supporting millionaire father is going to come after us because we pointed out what an embarrassment his daughter is to the family:


“You’re hurting my feeling with facts so I’m gonna call my millionaire Daddy who paid for my four year vacation at Clark so I could yell at people and major in Gender Studies.” – every millenial ever.

Newsflash – your father is embarrassed by you. He comes from an Eastern European country that resisted communism for 45 years. Every old guy from Eastern Europe that I’ve ever met has been a conservative. Why? Because they spent their entire lives resisting socialism, and they’re petrified about even the slightest socialistic tendencies in America. That’s why your Dad supports Trump. Because the woman he was running against wants socialized healthcare and government control of everything. He didn’t fly 6,000 miles so some rich white lady could take his guns and his money.

As for your what comes up when people search for Andrea Gialtouridis, give it a couple days. Everyone’s Google search is different (depending on what you’ve viewed on your computer), but the Turtleboy articles are already #1 when we search your name on our computer. Me thinks they’ll come up before anything else by the end of the week. Search for Carlo Baldino and let me know how that goes. Good luck getting a real job hun.

Oh, and we’re all very impressed with your published works. VERY impressed. Unlike Turtleboy Sports your work was “peer reviewed.” Sounds very official. I’m sure everyone in the imaginary bubble you call “academia” thinks you did a GREAT job!! But unlike your “published works” people actually read our blogs, despite our lack of a degree in journalism. Weird, right? They don’t give a shit that our blogs are riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. And at the end of the day we make people happy and you just make people miserable, call them names, and threaten them with machetes because they have a different opinion than you do. We win.

P.S. Keep seeing this mushhead Tovia Ben Shapiro having her back:


You are the company you keep. Tovia Ben Shapiro was one of the people who illegally blockaded Kelley Square and nearly killed someone in an ambulance in January of 2015:

He tried hiding, but the camera found his smelly hippie ass:



Peek-a-boo!!! Wanna know how you can tell this guy is one of the biggest pussbags around? He let the Kelley Square 4 take the fall for him. Robert Blackwell-Gibbs was whining because they only charged four people and he was one of them, while the rest of them went free. And he’s right to bitch and whine about that. If these people had any stones they’d all step up to take the charge. But Tovia Ben Shapiro is a coward and a pussy, and he let the black guys take the fall for him because he’s a racist.


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54 Comment(s)
  • hskasjhd
    November 20, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    do bob and fiestylawyerlady wait for TB to post articles just so they can shitpost at each each other incoherently or what

    • BobnMic
      November 20, 2016 at 7:20 pm

      Mostly hsk I try to post a comment about the subject and then infatuated Fiesty follows up on me. She’s desperately trying to rekindle an old flame that burnt out a long time ago. I’m not going for it and it hurts her delicate pride.

      • BobnMic
        November 21, 2016 at 2:06 pm

        I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

  • Independent Thinker
    November 20, 2016 at 9:32 am

    What an embarrassment.

  • anonon
    November 19, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    I am reading her post on TB’s FB and am glad that somebody in her family (her dad) knows the English language (ie: “your” is not spelled “ur,” “you” is not spelled “u,” and sentences start with capital letters).

    However, I didn’t attend Clark, and have not had “multiple published scientific articles” in “internationally acclaimed journals,” so what do I know?

  • Now trending
    November 19, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    As far as SJW’s go she is 1000x more fuckable than Trigglypuff. I call foul on the mainstream media that is obsessed with movie stars appearance and the models like the Kardasians but won’t write one article about how friggin hot Ivanka and Melania are. I’ll go 100/1 right now that the secret service will say the Trump women are a walk in the park compared to Hillary and Chelsea.

  • Mr Butthurt
    November 19, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    I would tap into that like yesterday. Once she opened her trap I would gag her.

  • Now trending
    November 19, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    This has to be a South Shore Turtle Girl story. She only writes about semi hot party/hooters girls and how much they suck or white teen rappers in Conn.

  • Achilles
    November 19, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    I’m not sure what any of you are talking about. On the scale of the SJW’s I’ve seen she’s a solid 10. I admit I’m not overly picky but at least I can tell this one is actually a girl.

  • RayDonovan
    Matt Forde
    November 19, 2016 at 11:52 am

    Yep, she is wrong about google search of her name. 1st hit on my computer is the Worcester Gazette. Next two are Turtleboy.
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  • GFY
    November 19, 2016 at 10:02 am

    I thought I saw that cuck Toviah Shapiro in her pics. Kid is a total lucky sperm rich-daddy faggot, been going to Clark for like 9 years, do these kids ever graduate?

  • Andrea Gialtordis
    November 19, 2016 at 8:57 am

    I love hangin out with Sanchez in his sanctuary dorm room ripping bong hits all day paid for with tax payer money and I know he must be a gourmet chef because he has so many pressure cookers!

  • Andrea Gialtordis
    November 19, 2016 at 8:23 am

    For those who think my dad is pissed about my Mexican BF it’s quite the opposite, in fact my dad has been paying Pedro and his friends $2 an hour to rake our leaves and mow our lawn for years now.

  • who-dat
    November 19, 2016 at 8:17 am

    Member Alexander the Great. fucking Imperialistic greeks.

  • Drylaw
    November 19, 2016 at 8:15 am

    This broad is an insult to all Greek-Americans. Get Milo on her wannabe Euro-Trash kolo………

  • Andrea Gialtordis
    November 19, 2016 at 8:09 am

    I will admit that I have very low standards but even I wouldn’t bang that creepy BobnMic guy so at the very least I have that going for me.

  • Andrea Gialtordis
    November 19, 2016 at 8:05 am

    I’ve tried banging Greek guys but it’s just not my thing, they smell like Pizza Hut.

  • Andrea Gialtordis
    November 19, 2016 at 8:01 am

    So I like to bang wet backs, what’s the big deal? Maybe you should mind your own business!

  • whatevuh
    Andrea's big ass
    November 19, 2016 at 7:53 am

    Daddy, they’re making fun of me! Please tell them to stop. Don’t they know who I am? I want to continue posting pics of my tits and big ass, and me taking a shit, with all my ratchet friends, and all that other nice stuff they teach us in college, without them embarassing me . . . oh, and daddy, call your attorney cuz I smell a internet lawsuit coming !

  • April
    November 19, 2016 at 7:52 am

    Whats great about America? Being able to have Turtleboy.
    @ BobnMic: wahh-wah on your separate rant there. & btw who talks like that? Snatch is pretty much the worst word to pick from. Its just disgusting. Lame.

  • My Big Fat
    November 19, 2016 at 7:36 am

    Yeah sure, her daddy will come to her rescue because it’s every hard working successful orthodox Greek dads dream to have his little princess marry a lazy uneducated illegal border jumper.

    • UsualSuspect
      November 19, 2016 at 7:49 am

      Leave the poor ex-BF out of this. Kid obviously got out when he found out she was bat-shit crazy. He was blinded by the prospect of the menage, as mentioned in more than a couple pop songs of late. She claims he recorded her without her permission; I am speculating, but it was either porn, or it was her acting like the crazy bitch she is!

  • Hugh Beaumont
    November 19, 2016 at 6:50 am

    An SJW who is obviously pro 2nd Amendment and stand your ground?? Must be a new splinter group.

  • Marty McFly
    November 19, 2016 at 4:36 am

    Wait. How fucking ironic is this….she pulls out a machete because someone is refusing to leave private property? Imagine if the community meeting had done this? She doesn’t have a leg to stand on!

    • fordsnharleys
      November 19, 2016 at 6:13 am

      You mean, she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

      • Wormtown Kris
        November 19, 2016 at 7:21 am

        Well, maybe one…….

  • BobnMic
    November 19, 2016 at 2:53 am

    The way this nutjob is a rockin’ and a rollin’ carefree I’d put money on that. That and a STD. If she were to procure a vibrator and some xanax maybe she would have a better shot making it through these terrible trying times.

    Ya ok you spoiled little bitch fuck off and step aside as the world moves right the fuck past you….

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      November 19, 2016 at 6:22 am

      Why are you giving nut jobs instead of playing with me lil boobienmickie?

  • Steven Stover
    November 19, 2016 at 2:41 am

    My crystal ball says some loser will knock up this slut and grandpa and grandma will be the kid’s mature adult’s in the kids life.

  • Publius
    November 19, 2016 at 1:07 am

    an out of town Clark ratchet. Gender Studies is like learnin to color book. Piss poor with no academic rigor. Useless babble. Harambe!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    November 19, 2016 at 12:27 am

    Her father is sitting in bed right now wishing he would have agreed to that vasectomy… I’m sure he is SO proud! It’s always the rich spoiled girls who act like prissy little bitches when they are in trouble… Always running back to daddy!

    On a side note, who would have known that all I needed to ward off uninvited guests was a machete? I’m all hiding in the house with the curtains closed like a fucking vampire… Strategically lower the TV volume while I do ninja flips toward the window…. just to see them lift their phone up and realize they are going to call me and my phone is in the entry hallway right in my coat pocket on the loudest fucking volume there is……….. “Ohhh welcome come inside I’m SO happy to see you…..”

    I’m really thinking “You’re a fucking prick, call next time you fucking asshole I wanted some alone time you douchebag. now I have to make a pot of coffee and find something besides the expired fucking half broken cookies to serve you…..”

    I’m Martha Stewart.

    • BobnMic
      November 19, 2016 at 12:41 am

      That fucking lesbo pic looks exactly what this Fiesty the Fraud dreams about doing to my wife. Too bad my wife would kick her slimy ass all the way through the Bronx and back to the P.R. Should really be Guantanamo because I have nothing but love for our Latino Americans from la isla bonita.

      Just not this one.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        November 19, 2016 at 12:51 am

        Relax tiger. I don’t want to fuck your “wife” as I have absolutely no use for a pocket pussy anyway.

        Even if your wife was real, she’s probably an ugly version of Precious.

        • BobnMic
          November 19, 2016 at 1:13 am

          Well I remember your fucking ugly fucking face that you posted here for “24” hours. I even saved it for use when I need it. You are one ugly little nothing and I bet people are afraid to even tell you that. Not fucking me. You have fake blonde hair. Well that moves you up from a fucking 0 to a fucking 1.

          And that pussy picture of yours that you posted on your avatar when you had that Cop killer’s girlfriend Ashley Losapio in your crosshairs? (A campaign that I supported by the way just sayin’ not the point) but the nasty looking swollen semi-shaved snatch with those lips that looked like they had 300 thousand miles on them was fucking disgusting.

          So my point is that there is nothing about you appealing. Not one fucking thing. You’re a lying scum Rican that makes all good Puerto Ricans pissed, you are ugly as fuck, a pathological liar and a mind set so pervertedly twisted you should be registered as a fucking sex offender.

          Oh and that’s right. You’re a lawyer. I forgot. Disregard.

          • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
            November 19, 2016 at 6:50 am

            My asshole has had way more than 300k miles of cocks run through it.

          • BobnMic The New Dahmer
            November 19, 2016 at 7:30 am

            I was the dude behind posting Ashley Losapio’s pussy on here. you trying to twist it around and accuse it of being hers? Im lost you seem to make up lies as you go along with every new post. there about 10 of us bobndic that are making your life hell. Feistys kinda hot though so please post her picture im sure she wont mind.

          • You suck at life
            November 19, 2016 at 1:09 pm

            Wow I can see what my boi Bob is talking about. He can’t even make a post without you assholes jumping all over his shit!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 19, 2016 at 2:15 pm

            Oh you mean when I posted something pertaining to the article and he AGAIN attacks me out of nowhere? When you say “make a post” you make it seem like he didn’t come in here causing trouble first.

            If he’s going to dish it then he can take it.

          • BobnMic
            November 20, 2016 at 1:31 am

            Oh I can take it you fucking Latin Queen from the ghetto. Ho to the Latin Kings. And surprisingly enough there are those in here that support your gangster bullshit. You came in here to wreak havoc and that is all that you have done gangsta bitch. Your past comments about courtroom 13 at the Worcester CDC courthouse and your fake lawyer bullshit.

            Well let me tell you something and all of this utter bullshit that I believe that is fraud. The only thing you know there Latin Queen about courtroom 13 is about YOUR arraignments. And the only thing you know about the law are those that you break! You are a lowlife scumbag and my only question is: What the fuck are you here on a sports blog?

            You know nothing about sports. You know nothing about politics. The only contribution you offer is vial and is way off topic. So why are you here? Why are you here? What is your mission?

            There must be another blog out there somewhere where Latin Queens such as yourself can go talk the shit that you talk. Why come here?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 20, 2016 at 9:43 am

            You moron, Courtroom 13 is not a criminal court. I’m not going to tell you what matters are held there, but you’re a complete and utter fucking idiot.

            I hope you ride into the sunset off of a fucking cliff and die. This way no one here has to deal with your stupid bullshit anymore. You are stuck in a bubble in your own world where you think everyone likes you. You make up fake scenarios in your brain and everything….

            Like that time you said you were sitting next to me at a bar and heard me talking about “BobnMic” and talked about myself as Fiesty…. HAHAHAHA!!! What was it?? You said I was with Professor and when I asked you to describe her you were wrong. Crazy part is I never even hung out with Professor which made your lie more funny! You said you just sat there listening to us talk about YOU lmao. What a make believe world you live in.

            Go die of AIDS or something seriously, go die.

          • BobnMic
            November 20, 2016 at 2:30 pm

            Aids huh? Well you and your kind know all about that don’t you you slimy fuck. And courtroom 13 is predominately used for arraignments. Now I know you know what an arraignment is because you have been through several as a defendant. Loser.

        • BobnMic
          November 19, 2016 at 4:27 am

          Fucgly Fiesty the Fraud says – “Even if your wife was real, she’s probably an ugly version of Precious.”

          Only a pure asshole would say something like that or even close. Unless you are some disavowed Puerto Rican from the shithole Bronx where this type of mentality is really all you know. And that you are Fiesty the Fraud that you are.

          Well let me tell you a little something about my wife and my best friend that I never kept secret here like an asshole would. Meaning being married. She is drop dead gorgeous, a successful business executive in an area that I am still a student of because my career is all sorts of different. My babe is the best wife and she is real.

          Plus she can fucking cook so like they say in hockey, “Shot Scored!” Plus she gets to have me. The best man on earth besides Jesus… Lol Well maybe not that extreme but just an appreciative loyal good guy that is devilishly handsome…

          • BobnMic is a tweaker
            November 19, 2016 at 6:47 am

            Does she cook your crystal meth?

        • BobnMic's Blow Up Wife
          November 19, 2016 at 7:00 am

          I am not a pocket pussy. At least not when I’m properly inflated to 35 psi.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          November 20, 2016 at 4:21 pm

          Courtroom 13 is small claims, debt collection…. I dabbled in the most boring part of law for over 1 year. It almost killed my soul. Tell me Bob, what floor is courtoom 13 on??? Lmao!!! THAT information you can’t find online!! You will have to take an educated guess. Roll the dice maybe you will get lucky! Also depending on stairs when you get to the top, where do you walk? From the elevator when you get out do you make a left or right?? Lmao come on, come on, answer!! Don’t think you can wait to call tomorrow and then answer, I expect you to do it now. I do remember you “hinting” at either being a police officer or an “officer of the court” lmao. Lying sack of shit. You’re digging a hole here. Please don’t continue to lie. I am not the only attorney who reads these blogs man lol.

          There you go again, pretending to know what you’re talking about!!!!! LMAO!! Anyone interested in laughing at you can call the courthouse tomorrow and ask!

          You know what’s insane? You are 100% wrong and you know it, but you will continue to lie here out of embarrassment……lol

          Also what is “my kind?” Oh you mean how you’re assuming I’m Puerto Rican because I speak Spanish? Typical shit for brains mindset.

          Please stop… Go die.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 20, 2016 at 4:26 pm

            LOVEEEE how you say the courtroom is “predominantly” used for arraingments……lmao.

            Small claims, criminal, family/probate, ect have their own rooms and have never been interchangeable but please tell us all some more about how you know everything!!!!!!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 20, 2016 at 5:30 pm

            arraignment* How the fux did the n come before the g lol.

            Anyhow, die!

          • BobnMic
            November 20, 2016 at 10:18 pm

            Sorry busy watching football. You can not even spell arraignment let alone know what it fucking means but yet you do know what it means. And the elevators are on both sides meaning you can take a left or a right depending on which elevator you take you stupid Latin Queen bitch. You ought to know this being arraigned as much as you have. You will never convince, lest I say, anyone that you are a fucking attorney.

            You are way too fucking unintelligent with your P.R. hood mentality vial bullshit to do anything but sit on your Jelo big fat ass and troll the internet looking to start fucking trouble.

            What real lawyer does that? That’s right – none.

          • BobnMic
            November 20, 2016 at 10:42 pm

            P.S. and now you are going to abandon your own “brown” race of Puerto Ricans? Hey – I’ve worked alongside many GREAT men and women of Puerto Rican heritage. They get so fucking pissed at people like you that I have to try and talk them off the ledge. They get so fucking embarrassed as they attempt to lose that stigma that all Puerto Ricans are scum sucking criminal vial mouthed losers.

            Then those like you come along all jacked up on hood worship and culture and the ones I know want to fucking strangle you. So the lesson learned here is watch out for those Latinos that would love nothing short of putting a muzzle on your sick disgusting mouth. They are your worst enemy.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 20, 2016 at 10:43 pm

            Um… ROFL

            No? The elevators are NOT on both sides. Holy shit you have never even walked into the courthouse before. Crazy how you’re still going on like you’re right. What a joke.

            You never answered ANY of my questions… oh that’s right because you can’t….. lmao Mr. Know-it-all.

            You’re a fucking weirdo that lies about every single detail of your life so maybe that’s why you have a hard time believing I am who I day I am. You can’t handle that you’re being abused in your man pussy by a woman.

            Adios losaaaaahhh… I’m going to bed because unlike you, I have shit to do. Go ahead and post at 4am as usual.

            I have proven my point YET AGAIN…..Liar. I just owned your tiny nutsack. Don’t you wish you never would’ve mentioned the courthouse?? lmao!

          • BobnMic
            November 20, 2016 at 10:48 pm

            Idiot the elevators are across from each other. That’s what I meant but how would you know. They service you through the sally port for your arraignments.

          • BobnMic
            November 20, 2016 at 10:57 pm

            “I’m going to bed because unlike you, I have shit to do.”

            Ok what shit is that exactly? Wake up at 0600 am and scroll to see what I posted then bash it? That has been your M.O. for months now.

            A product me of owning your vial, puny disgusting brain…

          • BobnMic
            November 20, 2016 at 11:37 pm

            One more Thing Fiesty the hoodrat ghetto Latin Queen. I asked you twice about the Massachusetts Bar Examination process that you so conveniently ignored. Let me ask you this about the logistics of Worcester Middle otherwise known as the Worcester Central District Courthouse (Or Worc CDC 62) since it is your mission to discredit anything I say – where is the D.A.’s office. Where is the Worcester Police Liaison’s office. If in building, where do you go and grab a cup of coffee?

            Even you if were to answer this correctly – it does not preclude the fact that the only position you ever had in that courthouse besides being a defendant is a secretary or a janitor. And that is NOT a knock on secretaries and janitors but you pretending to be a lawyer is what disgusts me here and always will. You are a Latin Queen punk ass bitch loser and that is all that you will ever be.

      • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
        November 19, 2016 at 6:19 am

        Aaaaaaand here we go again with BobnMic being a little bitch right out the gate again…just like I pointed out his tendency to do. Fuck off and die a slow painful death.

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