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Turns Out Slop Queef Gladiator Wheelchair Wendy And Sid Syphilis Were Arrested In 2015 For Attempted Murder After Stabbing A Dude, He’s From Melrose, She’s From Quincy And Her Facebook Is Ratchet Gold

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Earlier today we published this blog about two slop queefs going at it outside of Boston Medical Center.

Oh, and for the record, this happened in the South End, not Southie. So fuck off you self righteous geography pricks who decided to freak out over the fact that this took place less than a quarter mile from the unofficial Southie border.

Well, it turns out that the “Meggy” Sid Syphilis was there to protect the honor of was the brunette, not the blonde. So Wheelchair Wendy IS Meggy Methalope, but we’ll just keep their nicknames so as not to confuse you too much.

Here’s where it gets more confusing, Wheelchair Wendy’s real name is Meggan Durant, she’s originally from Quincy (obviously), and she used to be a blonde:

Now she’s the brunette:

Meanwhile, Sid Syphilis is Robert Zagarella, originally from Melrose.

And back in October of 2015 they got arrested for stabbing a dude in broad daylight:

Yet despite being charged with attempted murder they’re both out on the streets. Because criminals are good people who make mistakes and can be rehabilitated by being given countless second chances.

Meggan probably wasn’t fazed by it, since she’s spent a significant amount of her grown up time getting fisted at Framingham MCI. And while she was there she spent a good amount of time hitting the weights so she could get out and start establishing her dominance as Queen Slop Queef of the methadone mile:

No way she was leaving prison as a “fat bitch”

It’s hard to keep a timeline of when she was incarcerated and when she was free based on her Facebook posts. All I know is when she’s in ya neighborhood ya betta duck cuz Meggy Methalope don’t play, and when she get out the pen its down wit snitches!! Her words, not mine:

She tried the suburb life for a while. Naturally she moved to Norwood, but due to the Norwood Spunktrumpet already being there they were over their ratchet quota:

And quit giving her a hard time about getting stuffed by Diego in the alley – she wouldn’t do it if she felt good….

Evidently before she started the Occupy Albany Street movement she was living with pa dukes, who had a strict “don’t act like a dildo” rule:

Obviously Daddy-o runs a tight ship.

And of course she subscribes to the ratchet life philosophy when it comes to judgement:

Only God yo!!

If Sid Syphilis hangs out with this chick for too much longer he better be careful that he doesn’t end up like her last boy toy……

Priceless memories!!

Know anything about the original Meggy Methalope (the blonde)? Hit us up and let us know. This is fun!

3 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 13, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    Good Lord I wouldn’t fuck that with a stolen dick. And I have pretty low standards.

  • The Vorlon
    June 13, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    If I owned property in Quincy, I would be selling to some Chinese and GTFO as fast as possible.

    It’s a strong possibility that the Red line was the killing blow to Quincy.

  • RickSalamander
    June 12, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    First off, on her 3.54 Video, singing Doll Parts, she is either at a .25+ BAC or she has emptied a full script of Oxys. Holy cow, that girl is whacked to the hilt. The way she was doing the old sing song POV, I thought she was going to do a Buffalo Bill and surprise at the start of that illustrious peice of filmage, when she bends over just like Bill when he tucks his honker behind up and under to the butt crack. She didn’t sread her wings though and sadly, it appears the film was some dnace dedication to a fallen comrade. Hopefully, her chum didnt die of drugs and she honors her with being fucked up enough for 3 methadone clients. Fun stuff, 2007 – Busted for shoplifting at the NU bookstore, 2011 – possession of a class E substance with intent to distribute. Not sure where she is from Quincy, I’m born and bred, around her age, I don’t remember her at QHS.

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