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Turns Out The DCF Gravy Dumpster Mom’s Kid Was Never Attacked By A Pit Bull, But Her “Fiance” Pony Tail Pena Was Because He Likely Taunted It And The Kid Was Taken Because Their Shack Was A Shithole

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Yesterday we blogged about this homeless DCF gravy dumpster Mom who claims that her one year old was taken after her pit bull bit him in April. And she wanted people in Falmouth to help her out:

We searched everywhere for a link about a pit bull attacking a one year old in April anywhere near the Cape. Nothing came up. And as it turns out, that’s because she was lying:

Officials captured a brown and white pit bull named Zeus on Tuesday morning after it bit its owner and fled from a Hyannis home, police said. The medium-sized dog bit its owner, a 22-year-old Hyannis man, at 40 Anthony Drive around 12:50 a.m., Barnstable police said in a statement. When police arrived, the man was suffering from wounds on both his forearms.

“The dog was aggressive and was preventing access to the victim by Hyannis Rescue personnel,” police said. “The dog eventually ran off.”

But when senior animal control officer Charles Lewis found the dog hours later, it wasn’t threatening at all, he said. 

“It was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be,” he said.

Once the officers located Zeus, Lewis contacted its previous owner, a Hyannis woman, who showed up and called to the dog, which immediately ran to her.

“She put a leash on it, and we put it in the back of the van,” Lewis said. “Once it saw her, it was very happy.”

Although he hadn’t talked to the bite victim yet, Lewis said he thought the dog’s living conditions might have contributed to what happened.

“The new owners were living in a shed in the backyard,” he said, adding that the man had just brought Zeus home Monday afternoon. “Two adults and a child were in there. So that was probably a contributing factor.” 

Of course she lied about the pit bull biting her kid. Turns out it bit her “fiance,” who once upon a time was arrested for stabbing a chick.

And of course when they found the dog it was not dangerous at all. Meaning that pony tail Pena here was taunting the shit out of the poor thing, or hitting it. It’s not exactly like it’s above him. After all, he stabs women. Literally.

The real reason the child was taken was because they were living in a shack that looked like it was decorated by the Fall River Guttermuppet. Naturally they decided this was the ideal time and place to purchase a pit bull. Around a one year old. Because….of course they did.

The invitation is still open to come on live tonight for both pony tail pena and the DCF gravy dumpster.

15 Comment(s)
  • Pissed Off Resident
    June 25, 2018 at 11:42 am

    Hey rachet assholes,

    Thanks for turning Hyannis into a drug-infested United Rachet Nations of a filthy shit pit slaughterhouse. Fuck off and die in agony of AIDS and opioid overdoses, scumbags.

    – Cape Cod Resident Working Taxpayer

    June 24, 2018 at 10:01 am

    She kinda sounds like that toothless trash bag stripper from revere on the vm message. I wonder if they are inbred, I mean related too each other?
    Anyone also notice that all of these people kind of look and talk the same? I’m starting to think it’s the air they breath at the dta offices that make them this way! Or maybe, they are all like this because they get so mad and inconvenienced because they have to wait a few hours for free shit at the dta office. So, something happens too their brains that makes them all look, act & talk the same, because they got mad they had to wait a few hours for free shit. I used to think it was something in the water in “Diversified Communities”. Then I went to one, I tried the water & I was fine. then I read that said ” diversified communities” actually have some of the best drinking water in the state. I guess I was wrong on that. So, it’s either some kind of shit sugar food/drink at marketbasket they are buying with our ebt money that’s doing this. Or it’s something that happens too their brains while waiting for the dta workers to hand them free shit. I’m not really sure any more. All I know is, I used to know a few people that were well off. Then they lost their jobs during the market crash a few years back. A few got ebt a few didn’t. The ones who got ebt were never the same again after leaving that office. They started dressing,talking & acting differently, their children as well. The ones who didn’t get ebt are still the same as they were before the economic shit show. I’m starting to see & feel like its a correlation of the welfare office.

    P.s. I was never one to bitch about this site, at all, unlike some people lmao.. I will say however. it is nice to be able to leave comments and not have to register. Or scroll through a shit ton of ads again. Thanks tb for updating the site. I missed you all & I’m glad to be back!

  • Real_Finn
    June 24, 2018 at 9:57 am

    Darrien/Linzey Maggott (spelling stays),

    Child and animal abuse/neglect are actions of cowards (i.e. you 2 idiots). I often wonder if there is a real God – because if there were one – Zeus would have taken your throats out instead of just biting Darien on the arms. Nice work Zeus. Your child, unfortunately, couldn’t protect himself. Thankfully TBS has brought your story to a broader audience (more eyes following your shitbag moves) and hopefully DFC does the right thing and relinquishes all custody rights.

    Get Fucked,

    ps — Lindz – I see you used to work at Dunks. It seems like Dunks is becoming the “Chicago Bulls hat” place to work. Why is it none of you can get drive-thru orders correct on the first go? Asking for a friend.

    pps – Zeus – I have plenty of space at my house for you. I’d be happy to add you to the crew of dogs I have. You’d get along great. <3

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    June 24, 2018 at 8:22 am

    If you see Hennessy in a picture, something has gone horribly wrong.

  • Wendy
    June 24, 2018 at 12:43 am

    Please tell me this dog wasn’t euthanized because of this loser?

    • itsjustme
      June 24, 2018 at 8:06 am

      I was wondering that myself. The dog acted this way towards her boyfriend for some reason. I’m glad animal control was able to see it act complete different away from him.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    June 23, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Once upon a time, this shit wouldn’t happen. She needs to plug up her gagoosh to keep Pedro, or whatever the fuck, from creating another single-dip. Disgratziate !

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    June 23, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    I would love to drain the gravy boat in her…….again

  • TJB
    June 23, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Diversity. Isn’t it just wonderful? What culture and knowledge they have brought to Lawrence, Lowell , Chelsea and Brockton. And making babies; why its no trouble at all for local hospitals to birth three, four or five little darlings without charging them anything. The plus for landlords is once you are forced to rent your three bedroom apartment to our neighbors from south of the border, you get eight people “staying” at the site; and if you say anything about your rental being destroyed, well- DAT’ BE RAYCISS!!!

  • Uncle skid Mark
    June 23, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    Was wondering when you would come to your sense.. lol!

    The comment section is back baby!

    • Leigha's Dog
      June 23, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      Fucking right

    • Taxachusetts
      June 24, 2018 at 9:30 am

      TB has set the comments section free! Thanks TB
      A big fuck you to all the ratchets, give up the EBT cards, close the gash and get a j.o.b.

  • Clitty Litter
    June 23, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    What? No more log-in to post?
    Shit, now back to the funniest reads from the wittiest mofos evah!

    • Jaxson
      June 24, 2018 at 11:12 am

      Much better this way

      • Leigha's Dog
        June 25, 2018 at 7:59 pm

        Good because my bullshit gmail address keeps getting shut down

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