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Yesterday we blogged about this homeless DCF gravy dumpster Mom who claims that her one year old was taken after her pit bull bit him in April. And she wanted people in Falmouth to help her out:
We searched everywhere for a link about a pit bull attacking a one year old in April anywhere near the Cape. Nothing came up. And as it turns out, that’s because she was lying:
Officials captured a brown and white pit bull named Zeus on Tuesday morning after it bit its owner and fled from a Hyannis home, police said. The medium-sized dog bit its owner, a 22-year-old Hyannis man, at 40 Anthony Drive around 12:50 a.m., Barnstable police said in a statement. When police arrived, the man was suffering from wounds on both his forearms.
“The dog was aggressive and was preventing access to the victim by Hyannis Rescue personnel,” police said. “The dog eventually ran off.”
And of course when they found the dog it was not dangerous at all. Meaning that pony tail Pena here was taunting the shit out of the poor thing, or hitting it. It’s not exactly like it’s above him. After all, he stabs women. Literally.
The real reason the child was taken was because they were living in a shack that looked like it was decorated by the Fall River Guttermuppet. Naturally they decided this was the ideal time and place to purchase a pit bull. Around a one year old. Because….of course they did.
The invitation is still open to come on live tonight for both pony tail pena and the DCF gravy dumpster.