Turns Out The Leominster Lactation Station Is Tony Deyoung’s Aunt Who Was On Dr. Phil With Him And Took In His Kids, She Is Also Suing And Calling Police For Small Claims Deformation

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Earlier today we published this blog about a woman at Leominster State Pool who confronted two people after she herself had illegally parked in a handicapped spot:

Her name is Lorraine Deyoung, which we jokingly said made her the second most ratchet Deyoung ever featured on Turtleboy after this winner:


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Well, as it turns out she is not only related to Tony (she’s his aunt) she was on Dr. Phil with him. Ya see, she’s the aunt who took in Tony’s kids after he abandoned them for his rap career….

So this is definitely noble of her. Credit where credit is due. What this woman did for Tony Deyoung’s kids was a great thing and she should be commended for it.

However, it doesn’t mean she should be parking in handicapped spots though. I do want to point out that we never, ever made any sort of reference to her face, and it sucks that happened to her. That is low brow, low hanging fruit, and beneath Turtleboy’s journalistic standards. We would encourage other people to focus on the issue at hand instead of her physical appearance, but we realize that a free speech forum such as this cannot stop people from saying what they want to say on Facebook. All we can do on our end is control the content we publish.

Lorraine has made an appearance on our Facebook as well….

Just to be clear, when the OP tells her in the video that “this lady thinks it’s OK to park in a handicapped spot,” she replies by saying, “Because I always go to places and they are empty.” That would certainly seem like an admittance that she was in fact in the handicapped spot. She also doesn’t deny it throughout the entire video and tries to change the subject by telling the other woman she smells like alcohol.

But since Turtleboy is a fair and balanced blog we must share her version of events. She’s claiming she was just sitting in the spot with the car idled when she was confronted:

Which seems hard to believe. The people who sent us the video also sent a picture of her car license plate in that spot. We elected not to post it because Turtleboy is merciful and fair. We figured her admitting it in the video was enough proof. Additionally, are we to believe that they got there, saw her idling in the HC spot, immediately knew she was not handicapped, and got out and confronted her about it? Doesn’t add up.

She claims she’s traumatized from the blog and that she’s going to the police and small claims:

That’s when the deadbeat Dad whose children she is raising showed up to defend her honor….

“At least what I do is an act.”

Tony Deyoung finally admits that his entire persona is for show. Question – was abandoning your children for a rap career also an act Tony? Asking for a friend.

Then her son Nick began messaging us as well….


Oh great, another legal scholar. Honestly, if he just came at us politely and said, “She fucked up, she’s sorry, we’d really appreciate it if you took it down,” he might get somewhere. We’re softies like that. But when you start coming at us with deformation lawsuits and pretend like you understand what two party consent laws are, we stop taking you seriously. 1) We didn’t film her, so those laws don’t apply to us. 2) The publisher was actually Facebook, since Facebook has argued in court that they can take down and remove content because they are legally a publisher. 3) The video in the blog was published on Youtube, which makes them the publisher of this particular content (see #2). 4) The camera was not hidden and the woman clearly knew a camera was in her face.

Shockingly they are not fans of Tony Deyoung….

The bottom line is that it’s not cool to make fun of this woman’s face. We just wanna make it clear that we condemn that. We believe in freedom of speech, but we also think that you should use that freedom to direct your anger to actual wrongdoing instead of things that people cannot control. But we recognize that it’s a free country so you can do what you please and we won’t stop you because we can’t stop you. So yea, this lady did a good thing by taking in Tony Deyoung’s kids, but she did a bad thing by parking in a handicapped spot and then telling the parents of a child she doesn’t know that they should get a placard for their daughter. It’s possible for good people to do bad things sometimes.

24 Comment(s)
  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 12, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    I know one thing………… that blue checked dress would look nice hangin on someone else’s bed post.

  • Lol
    August 10, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    Waiting for Will Crusher to freak out over how many times the word “literally” was used by Nick her son. Will Crusher does not like that word at all

  • T.R.
    August 10, 2018 at 12:55 am

    Yeah, I get that she parked in the HP spot. That’s a pet peeve of mine, actually.
    Still, I’d tickle her fancy just for the fact that she took in Tony “Total Shit” DeYoung’s kids.
    I appreciate that she stepped up.
    Also, I had an Aunt Lorraine that I miss very much. Solid “Southie broad” that cancer took away from us way too soon. God rest her soul.
    Not all Lorraines are fucked up.

  • Mike
    August 9, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    This made me lol for real: “And someone from TuttleBoy (sic) sent her threatening messages calling her ratchet…” hahaha “ratchet”!

  • mike capuano
    August 9, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    I knew nick civatarese in high school, he’s an oily little greaseball. fuck u nick you cocksucker

  • Lie
    August 9, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    She says that the woman’s husband came right at her and she never even got out of the car. Wasn’t she standing inside a fenced in area where the pool was? Also the woman tells her to leave before she gets angry and Ms. DeYoung says why are you gonna hit me. She is egging this woman on. In the video when asked if she can walk okay he response is yes I walk fine but I use to not be able to. She didn’t say she is not able to stand for more then 5 mins. She said I walk fine. So everything that her and her son Nick has said is not true. The entire video proves that.

  • Morgan Tatitulate
    August 9, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    Turtleboy, you do great work. Ratchets run in the family I guess. When I first read the blog, I thought what are the chances that the Lactation Station is related to Tony Deyoung. Then a follow up blog, we find out she is his aunt! It’s too much. It’s too much. LMFAO!

  • phillip j mckracken
    Phil McCracken
    August 9, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    Obviously a connoisseur of fricaseeing duck.

  • TJB
    August 9, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    Anyone who goes on Dr. Phil and tells their life story is subject from that point on to judgement by anybody watching. Saying your ‘music’ comes before your kids labels you as a douche forever. There are plenty of real entertainers that take care of their family first. People who park in HP spots (demoulas in methuen everyday) because they are a lazy ass should have their shit towed and fined. Or better yet, put a boot on it. $200 fine right there, or tow it away with the boot on it.

  • Valley Girl
    August 9, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    Obvi Mark and ElJefe are the same person. Same sentence structure. Obvs

  • Stunt Penis
    August 9, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    I’m going to go out on a limb here, but, I’m guessing “burned in a car accident” is rachet code-speak for “i lit myself on fire when I was freebasing coke”. Maybe Alli would know for sure.

  • Joe Mayo
    August 9, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Wonder if TB will lead with the “we are merciful softies” if a certain Instagram beauty queen meets with a bad end?

    It is the dog days of summer but idling in a handicapped spot? This is what you are going with now? I saw a jaywalker the other day in Woonsocket. Would make a powerful expose.

    TB you are onto something on yesterday’s podcast. The staff needs a vacation. Shut down for a week or two and recharge your batteries.

  • Nick Civitarese
    August 9, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    You all just straight up jelly cuz I had at dem tiddies when dey was young and full-on juicy and her nips only tasted a lil bit like Marlboro Reds.

  • Real_Finn
    August 9, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    Fuck Lorraine (get a job).
    Fuck Nick (get a job).
    Fuck Anthony (get a job).
    Fuck the whole lot of them (get jobs).

    Don’t go on Dr. Phil if you don’t like being “bothered”. The only fame you all like is when it suits you.

    The videographer vs Lorraine – who to dislike more?? 2 non-working idiots who don’t know how to DO THE RIGHT THING.

    Ms Videographer – ask her to move her car nicely and if she doesn’t, call the cops. End of story. Watch your kids in the pool and move along.

    Lorraine – get a card or shut up. You were egging her on and you know it. “I smell alcohol. I smell alcohol.”. No you didn’t. Dummy. You were starting a fight.

    Dumb broads.

    Get Fucked and Get Jobs,

  • No Carfax
    August 9, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    She should so the doctor who sewed a catchers mitt on her face!

    • Y
      August 9, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      otherwise, it’s a pretty funny comment.

  • Mark
    August 9, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    Deformation? You mean defamation you fucking idiot?

    • Derp
      August 9, 2018 at 4:10 pm

      You must be new here

    • Real_Finn
      August 9, 2018 at 4:21 pm

      You’re not from around these parts, are you?

      [what a maroon]

      • ElJefe72
        August 9, 2018 at 4:52 pm

        Maroon? You mean moron you fucking idiot?

        • ncfoothillbilly
          August 9, 2018 at 6:11 pm

          Its from Bugs Bunny, which is too highbrow for the likes of you, seemingly.

          • Bugs Bunny
            August 9, 2018 at 6:19 pm

            What an ultra-maroon!

          • ElJefe72
            August 9, 2018 at 6:38 pm

            It was sarcasm, which is too sophisticated for the likes of you, seemingly.

            I knew I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque.

    • itsjustme
      August 9, 2018 at 4:59 pm

      Awe, someone new has joined. Welcome. 🙂

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