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Turns Out The Person Leigha Genduso Illegally Ran 3 Background Checks On Was Her Ex-Boyfriend Disgraced Lt. Colonel Dan Risteen

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Earlier today we published this blog about how disgraced pot dealing state trooper Leigha Genduso was investigated by internal affairs in 2015 for using the Criminal Justice Information Services to run checks on citizens for “personal reasons.” She was found responsible but received no punishment. Because it happened in 2015, and the MSP redacted the name of the person she investigated, we assumed it was her former partner/boyfriend Sean Bucci, who was being released from prison that year.

But we were wrong, and have since been corrected by an anonymous state trooper:

“What the MSP and Howie Carr don’t know, and now you do, is the person she ran through CJIS was none other than Dan Risteen. She got caught red handed because the system is flagged to notify if anyone runs a member of the Command Staff.”

I knew this chick had some Carrie Underwood in her!! Not only is she a money launderer, a perjurer, and a pretty good pot dealer. She’s also a psycho broad who stalks your life when you date her.

They broke up a year later after Risteen was no longer of use to her of course. Probably the best thing that ever happened to him. Every guy has dated a crazy broad before who goes through their Facebook and text messages and wants to know why you used the smiley face emoji in a friendly conversation with a coworker. But this is new level pscyho broad. A ride or fly chick with a gun, a badge, and access to your 6th grade report card.

Seriously, how dumb is she? You’re doing a background check on a Lt. Colonel using a system that is designed to find information on criminals. How in heavens fuck did she think this would not get flagged?

Then again, why wouldn’t she? She’s friends with Karyn Polito and Marian McGovern. Rules don’t apply to her. She can perjure herself and get another chance to testify. She can admit to popping pills and selling kilos of pot, and still get hired as a state trooper. Abusing her power to find out her boyfriend’s deep dark secrets so that she can find a reason to chop his balls off is par for the course.

37 Comment(s)
  • Just sayin.
    March 26, 2018 at 11:57 am

    Hey Leigha. Who is the salty one now?

  • Lenny from Holyoke
    March 24, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    I would love to drain my balls deep inside her freshly bleached pink balloon knot

      March 25, 2018 at 2:43 am

      OMG ….trust me you would have to wear several condoms to be sure you don’t catch anything!! Genduso is used goods and she’s been around the block along with Risteen, I’m surprised his dick hasn’t fallen off yet LMAO

      • Stupidity
        March 25, 2018 at 7:12 am

        How is that even relevant to this blog ? Fucking scum bag .

        • LAUGHABLE
          March 31, 2018 at 1:00 pm

          Hey Stupidity,

          You’re user name says it all … the relevance to the blog was answering Lenny’s comment “scumbag” LMAO did that hit a sore spot?

  • juror seven esq.
    March 23, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Going off topic, but did anyone else travel eastbound on 290 this morning around 9 AM? Right after the 19/20 exit ramps as the road curves right and passes under Burncoat St. there was a line of MSP cruisers and troopers on the side of the road. From the looks of it they were stopping vehicles for some purpose. Checking for some reason or else radar. If you are familiar with this location it is also at the point where the on ramp coming over from I – 190 connects with 290 east.
    By 9:20 AM when I came back over Burncoat St. traffic was backed on the active lanes on 290 and vehicles attempting to access 290 from 190 was backed up as well. If the purpose of the set up was speed limit enforcement, nothing was moving thanks to the bottle neck they caused.

  • Captain Trips
    March 23, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    Everyone’s been commenting on how they wanna boff Leigha Genduso.

    I dunno. I get the feeling her titties smell like gun oil

    • Duke Westwood
      March 23, 2018 at 3:00 pm

      Where’s the negative? Hoppes #9 gives me a semi…

  • Mike Dogg
    March 23, 2018 at 9:16 am

    I bet she was looking for blackmail material to further advance her shady career

  • M-Hole
    March 23, 2018 at 8:11 am

    Looks like some of the butthurt troopers who don’t like their dirty laundry aired are coming out of the woodwork. BOO HOO. More unsympathetic I could not be.
    Maybe if the MSP would transparently police themselves in the first place we wouldn’t be here. A good cop who knows about a bad cop and looks the other way isn’t a good cop anymore.

    March 23, 2018 at 8:03 am

    Is it possible to learn if she ran the names of anyone identified on “”?

  • Sgt. James
    March 23, 2018 at 7:56 am

    I’ve run CJIS inquires many times in 23 years in our department – I’ve checked records for businesses/friends before they’ve hired someone. I’ve checked for any records on the boys my daughters have begun to get serious with. (Funny, I’ve never looked up any girls for my son?) I don’t hide it.

    I’ve never looked up my wife, children, other family members, friends, another officer or anyone in the department. Never even had the thought to do so…

    • panzer9811
      March 23, 2018 at 12:23 pm

      LMAO- can I look you in a couple years when my 14 YO daughter begins dating?

    • Jinxie
      March 23, 2018 at 2:08 pm

      Unlike Panzer, I’m not JK! I have a really pretty daughter who tends to like really weird kids! Is there a way I can get ahold of you? Help a crazy mother out!

      March 25, 2018 at 2:49 am


  • Turtle laughable
    March 23, 2018 at 4:41 am

    There’s plenty of police officers who run cjis queries for personal reasons so why don’t you go and expose every single one of them too fucking scum bags . Turtleboy blog is a fucking joke .

    • Ole Rando
      March 23, 2018 at 6:20 am

      Yet, here is your fucking dumb ass commenting on a blog you so despise.
      Here’s a tip for ya, fucko: no one gives two fucks about what the fuck you think. That may come as a shock to you, but hey, life’s tough, get a helmet. Now go back to your pathetic life in mommy’s basement and rub one out to this fucked up policewoman.

      • Laughable
        March 23, 2018 at 7:33 am

        Despise, are you kidding me? The blunt truth is that there are other officers that run CJIS queries for personal reasons, so don’t make it seem like its just her. All I am saying is if your going to be cover news, start by doing it on an actual social media outlet . Not a fucking anonymous blog . Quite frankly, I think the ones that is living in mommy’s basement is you, Turtle boy , and all his little small brained, uneducated, incompetent followers . Who is the one that is butt hurt.

        • educated
          March 23, 2018 at 12:37 pm

          Your comment needs some grammatical corrections.
          it’s….not- “its”
          you’re……not- “your”
          covering….not -“cover”
          ones that are living (or one that is living)……not- “ones that is living…..”
          Who is the one who is small-brained and uneducated?

        • Laughable that you're not fired yet
          March 23, 2018 at 12:47 pm

          Thank you for your response Leigha.
          I didn’t think the would jet you out of the Hotel Funny so soon.
          Glad you’re feeling better.

          • Captain Trips
            March 23, 2018 at 1:01 pm

            Hey Leigha Genduso

            Did you get good at crossword puzzles in the laughing academy?

    • R
      March 23, 2018 at 6:54 am

      No, that would be the job of the MSP, as it was in this case as well. So, what you’re saying is plenty of troopers don’t follow the rules. Thanks for backing up what TB has been reporting.

    • MoreThan1ThingWrong
      March 23, 2018 at 8:00 am

      What part of cummulative effect of her actions do you fail to understand.

    • JoJo
      March 23, 2018 at 8:12 am

      If that was all she did then whenever !! Obviously this blog is to show that even after being hired when she never should have been in the first place, she still continued to break the rules because she thought she was untouchable!!!! 

        March 25, 2018 at 2:58 am

        JoJo, she did think her shit didn’t shit … she treated people like shit, talk down to them especially when she got out of the academy!! They tried to run her out and I know she got her ass handed to her the whole time she was there, but yet she thought she could do whatever she wanted and look where she is now LOL all I have to say is fucking KARMA!! #douchebag

  • Chuck
    March 23, 2018 at 1:09 am

    No surprise, cops are nosy as a rule. Will run background checks naturally on everything and everyone.

  • Alberta Risteen
    March 23, 2018 at 12:55 am

    What folks do not realize is the case breaking information she got from those inquiries! The first showed that Risteen had not been pulled over or charged with anything at that point. Incredible information to gain some leverage. The second background check showed he had a flat tire in Malden and had MPD auto center come change out his flat. This damn near gave her a smoking gun to bring this fucker down. But the coup de’;grace, the bullet to the head, was the 3rd BGC. That 3rd one showed he picked up a tired old woman on the streets of Milton and gave her a ride home to her living center. Old Leigha has had Danny boy by the nutz ever since. So we can gripe all we want about her abusing her access and duties, but the info gained far out weighed the hit she would take from it from command.

    • R
      March 23, 2018 at 7:02 am

      Thanks, just goes to show you’ve got a psycho cop stalking another.

      • Dr. Ed
        March 23, 2018 at 10:37 pm

        “…picked up a tired old woman on the streets of Milton and gave her a ride home to her living center.”

        What’s wrong with that — strikes me as the sort of thing cops are supposed to be doing.

        • R
          March 23, 2018 at 10:44 pm

          No one said it wasn’t. What was said is that it just proves that there was a psycho cop stalking another cop by checking his whereabouts. Not that he’s exonerated in any way by allowing that cop into the ranks.

    • Joe Luke
      March 23, 2018 at 9:22 am

      Fire them all. It is past time these clowns stop thinking they can do and say whatever they want. I no longer make excuses for the police, as they are the problem. Even the simple act of their driving endangers us each and everyday. Morons. I wouldn’t trust that bungling agency to protect any of us. Illegal scams abound because there are no checks and balances. Hope all the crooks let out by the State Police lab corruption cause mayhem for all of us for many years to come.

      Corruption from top to bottom.

  • R
    March 22, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    I’m not thinking he’s glad he got away from her when he did…he’s wishing to hell he’d never met the b and f’d his career for a couple of bj’s and a floppy vag.

  • Sonny's Mom
    March 22, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    Okay, so who’s more rachet… Leigha Genduso (who shouldn’t have been assigned to the MSP K-9 Unit) or Diane Kelly (of the failed Purr Cat Cafe)?

    • Bret
      March 23, 2018 at 7:48 am

      CuntCafe broad,,,100%

    • ElJefe72
      March 23, 2018 at 8:52 am


  • Roberti
    March 22, 2018 at 10:46 pm

    When is she going to get fired?

    • Maura Healey
      March 23, 2018 at 7:03 am

      I am looking into it No really I am I swear to god I am I mean I swear to allah

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