Turns Out The Uxbridge Fresh Prince Of Bad Hair Is 19, Still In High School, And Put Uxbridge High On Lockdown After A Gun Incident On Snapchat

Turns Out The Uxbridge Fresh Prince Of Bad Hair Is 19, Still In High School, And Put Uxbridge High On Lockdown After A Gun Incident On Snapchat

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Earlier today we blogged about the Uxbridge Fresh Prince of Bad Hair, who thought it would be wise to shoot a cop car with a BB gun, and then shoot an autistic man the next day.

We couldn’t find his Facebook page, but within an hour we had a million people pointing us to his Uxbridge street name – Tre Patterson:

As you can see, we’re dealing with a real winner here.

Turns out this 19 year old is STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL!! I shit you not. That’s why the two others he was with aren’t having their names released – because they’re his minor friends from high school. He tells kids in his peer group what things were like “back in my day.”

This year Tre, who recently moved here from “down south,” and claims to have enrolled at Uxbridge High School because the coach at UConn told him it would help him get recruited, was suspended multiple times. One of the incidents happened when he got the school put on lock down because he had beef with kids from another school on snapchat, and he claimed he had a gun on snapchat, DURING SCHOOL HOURS, and the other kids were coming to UHS with more guns. After being uncooperative with the principals AND the cops about it, he was escorted off the premises and suspended. Not expelled- just suspended. Because I’m sure when he came back he had a newfound thirst for knowledge and a desire to follow school rules.

He also was on the basketball and football teams, but hardly ever played because his grades weren’t good enough. It’s hard passing college prep math when you’re only 19 years old. So much for UConn.

Here he is all dolled up for the first of many junior proms to come for Tre-Tre:

Of course he’s the cool kid because he can legally buy booze in Canada and no one else can:

Don’t worry though, the fam is holding it down on Facebook and has gone full free my boi!

Apparently his response to the cops after he shot the autistic man was that he “didn’t know he had autism.” Because it’s OK to shoot people with BB guns in public as long as they’re not autistic. Oh, and autistic people all have tattoos on their forehead that let them know they’re autistic. That’s literally the though process of this nudnik.

Anyway, this is yet another example of the failed educational policies from our state and federal government. This is what happens when administrators value their graduation rates more than the well-being of the entire school – they keep shitheads like this in school instead of expelling them. Because it looks better on a chart if they have less dropouts. Oh, and don’t forget that schools all have mandates from the federal government, due to Arne Duncan’s reign of terror, to reduce suspension rates, particularly for students of color. So now schools like Uxbridge are forced to keep morons like this, who obviously have no intention of learning, enrolled in schools. They make it impossible for teachers to do their job and they poison the rest of the student body with their bullshit. Uxbridge High School lost an entire day of learning because of him. If somehow he graduates this year he’ll be 20 when he does so. And it will only be the result of social promotion, fueled by a desire for better charts.


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10 Comment(s)
  • BB Boozer
    July 25, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    Hey can’t be his grades the football coach would play him anyway. Must of been something else.

  • Don
    July 25, 2017 at 9:07 am

    Welfare, EBT, for sure.

  • Sally Bermingham
    July 25, 2017 at 3:07 am

    UCONN would never be interested in him, because of his arrest record and his suspensions . Heck they have the cream of the crop from all across the country wanting to go to UCONN to play basketball

  • Go Away
    July 25, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Since he shot at a police car, why isn’t there a charge for Assault and Battery on a police officer?

  • Noseface
    July 24, 2017 at 11:37 pm

    Can you imagine if that was your daughter in that prom pic? I have anxiety just at the thought of it.

  • Chip Striker
    July 24, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    19 year old high schooler, with 90’s hair and a 22 year old aunt.

    That whole race is fucked up.

    • Wabbitt
      July 25, 2017 at 8:32 pm

      Well, my mother is as white as they come and she has a niece that’s five years younger than her. It’s because she was the baby of the family and had siblings in their twenties when she was born.

      So it’s not a race thing. The rest of this while situation is pretty fucked, though.

      • Too Tall Tim
        Too Tall Tim
        July 28, 2017 at 2:17 pm

        Well, heck, I can top that. My grandma had an uncle who was three weeks YOUNGER than her. My great grandma and her stepmom were pregnant at the same time.
        *Not from the same man. We’re in Appalachia but we ain’t THAT Appalachian. 😉

        • Too Tall Tim
          Too Tall Tim
          July 28, 2017 at 2:21 pm

          clarification: Great grandma and great grandma’s stepmom were pregnant at same time.

  • Common Man
    July 24, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    He does have a shiny fivehead.

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