Social Justice Warriors

Turns Out The Weston Snatch Rooster Has Been Harassing The Cops For Years Every Time They Pull Over A Black Person, Jesse Lee Peterson Reads Turtleboy Magazine


The other day Uncle Turtleboy did a blog on this vapid snatch rooster named Mary Ellen Sikes out of Weston who filmed herself interrupting a routine police stop because the people driving the unregistered car that was being towed were black. Naturally, as a racist white woman, she believed they needed her to save them.

This chick is the absolute worst person on the face of the planet, and it’s not even close. She is the face of out of touch, wealthy, elitist white liberals, who don’t know the first thing about black people because everything they know about black people came from following a white guy named Shuan King on Twitter.

As it turns out she’s actually been doing this for years, and a turtle rider sent us in this post from January 2018.

Fuck you and your bullshit white savior complex Becky. The only person more awful than a white woman who interrupts every police stop she sees when a black person has been pulled over, is a white woman who then virtue signals about it on the community Facebook group so they can get applause from other racist white people in Weston. I thought you had to be smart to be wealthy enough to live in this town? This chick is friggin braindead.

The best part is that she updated it the next day, apologizing for interrupting a police stop and posting about it on social media, and then she did the same exact thing again with the YouTube video. Just a dreadful, myopic waste of oxygen.

Evidently our blog caught the attention of this black dude I’ve never heard of before now, who’s pretty hilarious and has nearly a quarter million YouTube subscribers. Here’s Jesse Lee Peterson’s thoughts on it.

“Turtleboy Magazine.”

My man. That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. When’s the swimsuit issue coming out? And who should we put on the cover – Bristol or North Shore Turtlebabe?

This guy is a riot, we gotta get him on the live show or vice versa. If you know how to reach out to him tell him we can get someone on there for a followup.

Now I’m not black, so I can’t really say how a black person would react to seeing a video like that, but that’s exactly how I would imagine I would’ve reacted if I was black. It’s just so condescending and patriarchal for this rich white women to think so highly of herself that she actually believes that black people want to and need her to save them. Shocking that she’s a democrat though. That sort of racist behavior is so out of character for that party.


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35 Comment(s)
  • tim Fenton
    Tim F
    August 18, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Did the same job for 30 yrs. in “ambiguous pole dancing ville.” I’ve encountered people like her. We arrested them pretty quickly, even if it got weird, (which it looks like it would have). This summer, I’ve seen cops humiliated on film, left and right. Its gotta stop. Don’t even let people like this get started. You can see it does no good to “reason” with SJW’s. ARREST THEM, and let the BS politics play out later!

  • Berkshire girl
    August 9, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    JLP wins the interweb today! Color or creed not withstanding. All that is necessary is a rational brain. I won’t hold my breath for Weston Whitney to whip out her check book for reparations. She can shake her finger at the rest of us Caucasian working humps. Shame on us for trying to maneuver life without a savior complex. Must be nice to exist in her woefully incubated realm.

  • Kim Wescott
    August 9, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Oh my goodness! That Jesse Lee Peterson video rocks! So glad you were able to link it to TBS!

    Now to get him to link to TB ‘Magazine.’ But how? Just from one little clip, I have gained a great deal of respect for him.

    Thank you TB for bringing out the non PC every day.

  • Screw Snowflakes
    August 9, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Jesse Lee is great to watch on YouTube.
    He doesn’t put up with victimhood and calls people out constantly.

  • Justice
    August 9, 2019 at 10:05 am

    The best thing that could ever happen is that this mentally ill cunt intervene during a traffic stop of a hard core criminal that then shoots her in the head. She would be dead all the other cunts like her may get back in their meds.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    August 9, 2019 at 3:52 am

    Never mind the cover, we need Desk Girl as a full and glorious centerfield.

  • The Common Man
    August 9, 2019 at 1:31 am

    I vote for the very sexy Bristol Turtle Chick.

  • Bruce Jenner
    August 9, 2019 at 1:13 am

    Best line from Jesse, “That’s a real woman?” That’s not a real woman Jesse. Mary Ellen once was a dude!

  • FOAD
    August 8, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    She’s as bad as the cop block audit assholes. She, and they, should be cited for obstruction of governmental administration. The latest incident was an unregistered vehicle. Whatcha gonna do, Becky, when you insert yourself into a major gang or robbery or drug deal stop? The last thing our officers need is your meddling. Go home, have a few drinks and pull out your favorite vibrator. We, and the local LAW ENFORCEMENT, thank you for your compliance.

  • Left Door Lenny from Cochituate
    August 8, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    She should change her name to Mary Ellen Dikes. She eats more pussy than Redman and his entourage after a rap concert in Albany. Mary Ellen is known for nose-nubbing and full-fisting. Word has it, on any given day, if you smell her face, you can smell 2-3 day old monkey squirt because she likes to savor the flavors for as long as possible. When she was younger, she did get into some lesbo dominatrix action, but someone let a dick in the party one night and she literally shit herself in front of everyone. She swore of the dominatrix action forever. The saddest thing, she may want to save people of color from cop interactions, she has never and would never eat or fist a pussy of color to save her life. She is, in essence, a racist dike.

    • The Price of Salt
      August 8, 2019 at 10:33 pm

      I was thinking that her and the other lady made a handsome couple but I had nothing but appearances to go by.

  • Eobard Thawne
    August 8, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    Bristol T.C. gets my vote

  • Hartford
    August 8, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    I haven’t seen North Shire but Bristol is wicket cute! When’s the issue coming out?

  • JoeMomma
    August 8, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Can we start a GoFundMe to move some of her people next door to her?

    Help integrate Weston!

  • As the wind blows
    August 8, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    She turned on the people she was saving when it didn’t play out as she’d hoped. They may have made good props for her white savior video but this shows pretty clearly her level of commitment to the cause.

  • ElJefe72
    August 8, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    I always wondered where Crispin Glover (aka George McFly) disappeared to. Now I know. He’s living as a transgendered woman in Massachusetts.

    Also, why does it have to Bristol or North Shore? Why can’t it be both?

  • Mary Ellen’s Desert Vag
    August 8, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Da big blak dik done me in.

  • Jeff J
    JLP is the Shit
    August 8, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Jesse Lee Peterson is a guy who absolutely “gets it”. He’s one of the most normal, level headed people on the internet that I’ve seen. It’s too bad the rest of black America doesn’t see the world the way he does, especially on issues of race, responsibility, discrimination, white privilege etc. Unfortunately, many do call him an “Uncle Tom” but to me he’s a realist. He’s up there in years so he’s been through it all and has a great perspective. Definitely a must watch.

  • Port Ellen scotch
    August 8, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    I have her in my super expensive scotch gravity beam. 3 2 1. She’s shit housed and talking shit on fb.

  • That Girl Was Me
    August 8, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Mary Ellen masturbates exclusively to black porn. she’s too scared to approach a black man in the real world though. unless a cop is around.

  • Yo Momma Maxine
    August 8, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    This is obviously fake. POCs hate Trump and are against white supremacists with guns. They know when POCs are profiled by racist white supremacist police every hour of every day of the week. These men are in black face and are actually white Klansmen in disguise. We have to kill the white man and throw these rassist policemen in jail.

  • Unka Bucs
    August 8, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Jesse is cool, I listen to him often and subscribe to his channel. I vote for the Bristol Turtle chick to be on the cover.

  • MAGA
    August 8, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Reason number 8337363826 why Trump repealed the Violence Against Women Act.

  • Jesse is
    August 8, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Jesse Peterson is awesome! I’ve followed him for a while now! He’s great and takes a no bullshit approach.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 8, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Put Bristol on the cover, please, please, please! String bikini and a little sideboob would be nice.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      August 8, 2019 at 6:24 pm

      I believe I would opt for Bristol as well.

  • Mary Ellen Says Da Cultural Appropriation Has GutSta Stop Yes Yes Yall
    August 8, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Maybe Mary Ellen could hunt down the Wellesley Wiggers who keep stealing the Old Town Road street signs.

  • dr. fill
    August 8, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Jesse Lee Peterson is awesome. I can’t believe you’ve never seen his videos or his appearances on TV. Unfortunately common sense is the antithesis of the left, so he is often considered to be an “Uncle Tom.”

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 8, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    That was friggin hilarious! Is that bubba gumps brother?

  • Protest With All Your Spare Time
    August 8, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Her gynecologist allegedly red flagged her snatch not that any sane man would go down on that low tide.
    Even black cock stays away from dat. She has LOADS of free time on her hands

  • Rochambeau
    August 8, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    JLP, “I wonder if she had a black boyfriend. I wonder if she’s been traumatized by black.”

  • Racist Mary Ellen’s Neighbor
    August 8, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    Racist Mary Ellenbalso disabled the comments on her YouTube video after she got smashed. But the video is still up. It must be boring to be that wealthy marrying right and then having to fill your day with something other than alcohol and the pool boy.

    • First Time Caller
      Pool Boy
      August 8, 2019 at 6:13 pm

      Fuck, no! I wouldn’t tap that snatch

  • The armpit of Massachusetts has spoken
    August 8, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    Thanks for finding another youtube channel to subscribe too!

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