Turns Out The Worcester Gravy Dumpster Couple On Jerry Springer Is Still Together And The Dominatrix Is Just A Ghettofabulous Hoodrat Club Promoter

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Earlier today we published this blog about a Worcester State girl and her Woo-tastic boytoy who ended up on Jerry Springer after he allegedly started dating a dominatrix. At the end of the episode the girl told her popped collar heart attack that she was done with him.

Well now we know all their names, and it turns out EVERYTHING on Jerry Springer is fake. I feel like a kid when he found out Santa wasn’t real. This is Brianna Curry, Peter Ortiz, and Cynthia Collette before the taping of the show:

Yup, they’re all friends! Shocking, I know. Peter is actually from Beverly initially:

And it turns out Cynthia “Sin City” Collette isn’t a dominatrix either. Jerry just made that up because he’s an asshole. Cynthia is a ghettofabulous plus sized model, actress, DJ, photographer, club promoter, TV hostess, and a whole bunch of other shit:

Because I know I don’t miss a party hosted by a hoodbunny cheesehog with gravy oozing out of her pores.

And she does Facebook Live shows where she smokes blunts and says the n word repeatedly:

Something tells me Peter Ortiz is NOT Her type. Just sayin.

Anyway, they shot this episode in April:

And despite Peter’s talk of running away with the dominatrix, they are still passionately in love:

I’m pretty sure Peter had never actually met Sin City before the taping of the show, and she was just in it so she could promote her brand:

Sin City was introducing Brianna and Peter to her flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat friends:

Buying Peter ice coffees

Posing for selfies on the mean streets of Stamford

And posing for selfies with the girl she was allegedly stealing the boyfriend of

But yea Cynthia doesn’t fuck around. She’s not a dominatrix, she’s just a basic hoodrat with a Youtube channel. And she’s no stranger to a 30 day stint her or there in the house of corrections:  

Apparently her family couldn’t figure out that the show wasn’t real either, particularly why she allowed herself to be smacked in the face by a white girl from Worcester State:

Anyway, I feel so used right now. I knew it was acting and embellished, but the fact that the characters on this show don’t even know each other going into it just makes me feel dirty. Jerry will never be the same to me again.

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