Turns Out Woman With “Mixed Feelings” About Trooper Clardy’s Death Is An “Actress” From Hadley With A Hilarious IMBD Page

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Yesterday we blogged about this woman who we thought was named Victoria Norris, because as you know, Facebook is VERY strict about using your real name. No fake names allowed!!!! She made this rather insensitive post about Trooper Thomas Clardy, who was killed last week after a Webster man plowed into his stationary vehicle on the Mass Pike in Charlton:

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Since then the Facebook machine has eaten this up. I’d say that we feel bad for her after looking at what has happened to her Facebook pagebut how can you feel bad for someone who made such a callous public statement about a man who just left behind six grieving children and a beautiful wife? I will say this, we certainly don’t condone some of the things people are saying to her on social media. Let’s not forget the big picture here – six kids lost their father. That’s the message that should be driven home to this woman if you’re gonna comment on her page. No one gives a shit about that time she was late four years ago to a birthday party. What she wrote was insensitive, cruel, and pretentious. But she doesn’t deserve to die, or some of the other more colorful things people would like to see happen to her that they’ve posted on her wall.

But we certainly don’t feel pity for anyone who would think to post such a selfish thing on the most second most trafficked website in the world. We would quote the only guy defending her and also joining in the public shaming of this deceased Trooper, but we’re boycotting this particular individual and refusing to write about him. Luckily some Turtle Riders are taking care of this individual so we don’t have to (You are doing God’s work Sara Roy, whoever you are). Just understand that you’d have to be a complete lowlife to defend what this woman said.


Anyway, as it turns out her real name is Victoria Stankiewicz. She’s from Hadley, which is fitting, because there is no town in Massachusetts that smells worse than Hadley. Take a trip there sometime. It’s traffic congested Route 9, surrounded by farm after farm, and the whole place reeks of dank cow shit. It’s unbearable. It’s also jammed in between Amherst and Northampton, which makes it the hippie super highway. This is apparently what the town of Hadley produces for free thinkers.

She also fancies herself an actress, and has her own IMDB pageShe credits herself with being in three movies during her prestigious 17 year career:

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I was wondering who the uncredited Hippy Chick was in Taking Woodstock. Now I know. It was the hippy chick from Hadley who doesn’t care that a cop died because he made her late for her own 30th birthday party one time when she was speeding. Turtleboy has never seen Cider House Rules, but we have heard of it. However, upon looking at the Cider House Rules Wikipedia page, there doesn’t seem to be a character named Debra.


Look, does this girl deserve to have her life ruined over some idiotic thing she said on Facebook one time? No. But then again, we don’t really know what this woman is all about. Is she like this all the time? Was this just karma biting her in the ass? If so, we don’t exactly feel bad for her. According to a lot of people on our Facebook page who have had encounters with her before, this was only a matter of time. If you write something intentionally incendiary like that, you have to expect that people are going to contact your employer on FacebookWe certainly didn’t tell anyone to do that, but people are going to do that in 2016. It’s just a fact of the Internet. Welcome to grown up world Victoria.

And I don’t wanna judge a book by its cover, but this haircut screams so many things:


That’s not funny. It’s offensive.”

Microaggressions are not OK.”

I only shop at Whole Foods.”

If Trump gets elected, I’m moving to Canada.”

“I find Lena Dunham to be an empowering, strong woman.”

My kid isn’t getting nearly enough playing time from this jock coach.”

This spinach wrap was pedestrian. I’m gonna go leave a bad review on Yelp.”

I’m feeling the Bern, but I’ll probably end up campaigning for Hillary because white cis-men are the devil.”

Anyway, we would certainly encourage Victoria Stankiewicz to issue some sort of public apology on social media. Whatever you do Victoria, don’t just leave your publicly viewable Facebook page up there so that the outrage machine continues to humiliate you. You’ve clearly seen what has happened to your page, and your silence kind of tells us that you don’t give a shit. It’s almost like you’re welcoming it. Like you did this whole thing just to be a troll. And honestly, it could probably help you land a job out in hippie central Hampshire County, because even the City Council of Northampton hates the police there.

The bottom line is, it takes a really selfish person to write something like this. Since she apparently has no children, she wouldn’t understand what it feels like to come home to a face every day that loves you more than life itself and looks up to you. Never mind six faces. Turtleboy Jr. thinks I am the coolest person who has ever existed. In ten years he’ll know better. But for now, it’s my job to see him every day because that alone brings him joy. Trooper Clardy’s kids probably feel the same way, and his number one job was to make it home so his kids could see the coolest guy ever in their world.

So when a father like this is taken from his family for no reason, a selfish person’s first instinct would be to remember him for that time when he inconvenienced that person while they were breaking the law. Because they’re focusing on how this tragedy affected them. But anyone with an ounce of compassion or dignity would look at this situation and think about how it affects those six innocent children and his beautiful widow.

RIP Trooper Thomas Clardy.



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63 Comment(s)
  • Sam
    April 8, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    You’re a terrible person. Way to make a whole bunch of huge assumptions on a person you don’t even know, merely because you disagree with their feelings and opinions. And then to take shallow punches at their haircut and the fact that they don’t have children?? You obviously are a flaccid, one-dimensional, callous twat.

  • Call me Gerbilboy
    March 28, 2016 at 1:57 am

    So is it common practice to take screen shots of people’s private facebook account so you can blast them all over the Internet. Or bad journalism? It’s easy to take things out of context when you don’t know the person (hince why it was posted on her page). Must be a crappy site if you are that desperate for news. Good luck with the defamation of character law suits!

  • Heywood Djablowme
    March 23, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    Is that you RGB masked as TurtleBoySpurts? Shouldn’t you be working at Honey Farms right now?

  • Sarah Roy
    March 21, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    Turtleboy Sports, Thank you for the shout out in the article. Unfortunately my Facebook account was banned for 7 days as a result, but it was worth it. Although I didnt think I said anything worth mention, I greatly appreciate your recognition. Ill continue posting your articles to my police page and remain an avid follower. FRequest my Sarah Roy account.
    Thanks!! <3
    -Sarah Roy

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      March 23, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      Sarah, you should really ask Mrs. K before you go sucking his dick in public.

      • Diamond Merchant
        March 24, 2016 at 9:31 am

        Oh man, the legend returns!

  • Penny
    March 21, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    Don’t associate Hadley with her idiotic and heartless comments. I’ve seen multiple posts from people in town who are are upset with her comments and are even embarrassed to have gone to school with her, myself and my family included!

  • youmeyoume
    March 21, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    Yet not a single column devoted to the life and hard work of Officer Clardy. Exploit much, Boy?

    • BobnMic
      March 22, 2016 at 12:24 am

      First of all his name was TROOPER Thomas Clardy. The Massachusetts State Police are one proud unit and they reflect themselves in that manner. They are the best and most professional in this country in my opinion and I for one appreciate and respect all of them. Even the K9s.

      And they deserve to be referred to appropriately. And for you “youmeyoume” to insinuate that I do not care about this hero’s death in a previous comment? Well you just do not know me well enough.

      I’ll just leave it that because calling you names I think at this point is pointless. You are who you are.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    March 21, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    Lots of self-absorbed trolls posting today. Equivalising the outing of PC SJW BS to disagreeing with a smarmy, disrespectful, and loathsome comment about the deceased trooper seems to be the latest rationalization challenge for these Kool Aid drinkers. Never ceases to amaze – the depths people will go to feed their egos and twisted delusions.

  • TargetPractice
    March 21, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    Lol, didn’t take long for her job to roll on her. She shoulda took her bullshit to some BLM message board instead of posting it publicly with her face on it, stupid cunt

    • ecitcarptegrat
      March 21, 2016 at 7:46 pm

      Nah. You’re just looking for a reason to type “cunt.” Yawn.

  • bisonex
    March 21, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    what’s the point of sharing her personal information?

    • doodie
      March 21, 2016 at 5:16 pm

      So others can harass her. That is the only reason I can see. We all have alot in common with officer Clardy we will be working till the day we die.

  • UsualSuspect
    March 21, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    Her foolish comment oozed of sarcasm and irony, no sympathy whatsoever. She stepped in it and that “stank” will be with her for a while. She should fart more, to prevent them from backing up and causing her to post shitty comments, because that is where they most likely come from, or maybe she just sucks as a person.

  • RSoxGuy
    March 21, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Fuck that self absorbed, attention whore douche bag.

    Who gives a shit about an adult’s birthday? Loser. Nobody gives a shit you are 30. You arent 12 anymore. no candles and balloons. Nobody cares. Its called real life. Ohh and the easter bunny isnt bringing you a basket once you are over 14 so go cry about it.

    I have a friend who’s wife’s family insists on renting halls for every bday in the family. 3 grown children all over 30 with their own kids, birthday party. The grown children’s kids? Bday party. Gram and Grampa? Bday party. Husbands and wives? Bday party. In all, 10 bday parties a year when only 3 should do (for the real kids who are all under 10).

    Its one of two things, they are looking for an excuse other than watching the grass grow to drink (yes they are drunks) or they have serious attention issues. I havent wanted a Bday party since I was 21. Do i think one at 40 is ok? Sure. 50? Sure. 30? Nope. 34? Nope. 51? Nope. 47? Nope.

    One other thing that they dont seem to notice, less and less people show up every year. Sorry, you are 36, you are not king/queen for a day. You dont get the day off. You arent special. Get over yourself and these adult birthday parties. Such childish bullshit.

    go out to dinner with your significant other and smile. Why the need for glorifying “me” once a year? So superficial.

    • stinker
      March 21, 2016 at 3:59 pm

      Great story.

  • Trey Parker
    March 21, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    Wow, you really are just a troll with a website, using it to bully others just for the sake of it. You’re sick. Remember that.

    • TargetPractice
      March 21, 2016 at 5:32 pm

      As opposed to you, just a troll, and you don’t even get paid for it! Lol

      • Joanne J. Armbechault
        March 21, 2016 at 6:02 pm

        “LOL”? So you find humor in the context of an officer’s death. Interesting.

        • TargetPractice
          March 21, 2016 at 7:32 pm

          No, I found humor in the context of this loser troll’s comment on a blog about a woman’s Facebook post that bad mouthed a State Trooper who died in the line of duty. Is that fucking interesting enough for you? You’re really fucking trying too hard

          • youmeyoume
            March 21, 2016 at 8:12 pm

            But she didn’t do that, shithead. You’re just letting yourself believe she did because you’re too lazy to think for yourself. Her comment was in poor taste but it doesn’t deserve this. You know better but you choose not to and then you get some silly Internet hero “Target Practice” screen name to make yourself look all tuff and mean and 2nd amendment-y. Laughable. As for trying too hard, yeah, I do try hard to speak out against shit like this. You ought to try it sometime, too, instead of being satisfied with being just another sheep in the herd, too scared to do anything but exploit the death of a brave officer.

          • TargetPractice
            March 22, 2016 at 7:25 pm

            Now this is where I will LOL.

  • BlackandWhite
    March 21, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    We seem to have some egregious trolls today.

    • King Lowlife
      March 21, 2016 at 3:38 pm

      If you’re too close minded to even consider other viewpoints, dismissing them as trolls, you should be ashamed.

      If I actually wanted to troll, I’d go to the article above this one and thank turtleboy for introducing me to a place to buy great ribbons for a great cause.

  • davidsl88
    March 21, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    She’s not expressing ‘sympathy’. Her last comment is clearly a sarcastic reference to karma. She’s got her 15 minutes of fame. Now she – and her idiotic defenders – can crawl back under their bridge.

    • Trey Parker
      March 21, 2016 at 3:31 pm

      She got her 15 minutes because opportunists like you keep screeching about her comment. Congratulations on doing what you do best, dumb shit.

  • Publius
    March 21, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Has anyone checked, is the FB still up ? did the actress lose her barista day job yet ? We have to agree with TB though, some of the awful things wished upon her on her FB page are truly awful. Possibly deserved but awful just the same. How is it that the left wing fascists condone her free speech to the entire world yet condemn the resulting free speech. The left (aka Bernie Sanders) are so hypocritical no wonder Trump continues to gain steam.

    • Trump's boy penis
      March 21, 2016 at 4:01 pm

      I’m neither condoning or condemning anyone’s speech, merely pointing out the blatant hypocrisy in TB’s ways. How come when people get offended about lets say a Tequila themed party with sombrero pictures on facebook, they are being sensitive little whining pussies, but when TB gets offended about a facebook post and puts it on full blast for the world to see, just like the SJW’s, he is some sort of folklore hero.

      Like Trey pointed out the officer’s family more than likely would never have seen the post if not for TB putting it on full blast in not one, but two articles for the world to see.

      I just don’t understand what you are trying to accomplish here. Ruining this girls life isn’t going to bring back the Officer. It isn’t going to help the family mourn their loss, and it certainly isn’t going to help those kids get accustomed to life without a father. In fact I would argue if anything, it will do the opposite.

      If you were a true man who actually cared about the officer and his family, you wouldn’t have posted those articles, especially not the second one.

      You always claim to be some sort of superior journalist or something. Why don’t you learn a lesson from the old school guys. Be humble, and give the family space and time to mourn and heal in there own way. Have some god damn respect for the Man and his family.

    • Call me Gerbilboy
      March 28, 2016 at 2:08 am

      Her day job, evening and night job is taking care of 2 elderly family members. Clearly this man who doesn’t know her and stole this from her private account thanks to a piece of shit friend. Why don’t we all talk about that. How he got this and why there will be a law suit shortly.

  • Publius
    March 21, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    Once again Turtle Boy has hit a homerun. This story has gone international. International scorn for the “actress.” All this traffic has to amount in massive profits too to keep up the good work.

    • Trey Parker
      March 21, 2016 at 3:18 pm

      So you don’t care about the police officer. You just want a fight and for your buddy to make a buck from it. Classy.

    • Trey Parker
      March 21, 2016 at 3:22 pm

      “International”? LOL. Because the starving kids in India care. Wow. Is the water up there in conservative Western Mass. brimming with lead, too?

      • Diamond Merchant
        March 24, 2016 at 9:27 am

        Conservative Western Mass?

        Where you posting from? Anything outside the 95 Corridor considered “Western Mass” to you?

  • Trey Parker
    March 21, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    It’s highly doubtful the officer’s family would even know about a random Facebook comment if not for the attention being brought to it here. How absolutely cruel of you to rub their faces in it.

    • Call me Gerbilboy
      March 28, 2016 at 2:00 am

      Indeed, his friend screen shot this from her private Facebook account.

  • All Grown Up
    March 21, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    I believe he had 7 children. They all count no matter their age.

  • Not-a-twat-waffle
    March 21, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    That twat-waffle deserves what she gets! Sorry, there’s no excuse to have “mixed feelings” over someone that DIED senselessly. leaving 6 children and a wife. Hmmmm…speeding ticket vs. death…no comparison!!! Hope she loses her job, if she has one. Let Bernie Sanders support the bitch.

    • Trey Parker
      March 21, 2016 at 2:45 pm

      And that’s what this is about. Politics. The comment isn’t nearly as offensive as you’d it to be, so, because you feel entitled for it to be, you’re attacking her political beliefs and standing on the shoulders of a deceased, hard-working officer to fight your political battle. She ain’t the twat here, genius. That’s your specialty.

      • Matt Stone
        March 24, 2016 at 9:22 am

        You tell him, buddy!

    • King Lowlife
      March 21, 2016 at 2:45 pm

      This is just misplaced anger. People and especially Turtleboy are angry about what happened. They’re upset about Clardy, which was a tragedy. TB is thinking emotionally instead of reasonably because he’s looking at it from a father’s perspective. People are just taking their anger out on this uninvolved woman. Attacking her won’t bring back those kids’s father.

      • Trey Parker
        March 21, 2016 at 3:16 pm

        It’s one thing to dissect the comment. But to publicly post a name and personal information, and encouraging calls to her employer, without checking whether she actually made the comment – accounts get hacked all the time – would be criminal if anything came of it. I guess ol’ TB doesn’t care.

        • TargetPractice
          March 21, 2016 at 5:24 pm

          Lol, accounts only get “hacked” after some shit stain says something offensive then claims it wasn’t them. This twat said something to get attention, and now she’s getting it. Too fucking bad for her, and anyone defending her can die slow too.

          • youmeyoume
            March 21, 2016 at 8:02 pm

            So when you say something Turtle Boy doesn’t like, he’s free to make a post all about you for everyone to see and we can all hate on you for it. Cool.

          • TargetPractice
            March 21, 2016 at 9:52 pm

            I’ll reply to my own post because it won’t let me reply to this clown below me.

            Umm, I think when she posted this publicly on Facebook, she made it for all the world to see. It is a pretty well trafficked website from what I hear, I think that Mark Zuckerberg guy does pretty well. I also hear that this Facebook machine allows you to post your thoughts and then if other people don’t like it, they can comment with their thoughts, and then other people of like mind can comment as well.

            This is America, and you are free to say all the stupid shit that you want, however, everyone else is free to publicly shame you for being a fucking moron. It’s ok, this public shaming should adjust your behavior in the future and less people will hate you, you’re welcome.

    • Trump's boy penis
      March 21, 2016 at 4:11 pm

      “Many that keep their job deserve to lose it, and some that lose it deserve to keep it. Can you fire them? Then do not be too eager to deal out pink slips in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.”

      Take a lesson from Tolkien.

      • Diamond Merchant
        March 24, 2016 at 9:24 am

        Ok, Gandalf.

  • King lowlife
    March 21, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    TB, you’re a pillar of the community and an important part of local culture. You’ve used your power to ruin a life for a post that had no ill intent. You should be a hero of the community, not a tyrant who makes people afraid to even post on facebook.

    And nothing clears the nostrils like the refreshing smell of cow shit.

  • King lowlife
    March 21, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    This is a call for a witch hunt. You’re making it easy to contact her employer, even if you’re pretending otherwise. You want to ruin a woman’s life and livelihood because of a post that wasn’t even that bad.

    • Trump's boy penis
      March 21, 2016 at 2:12 pm

      Step #1. Insinuate moral superiority of belief system.
      Step #2. Become upset that someone said something that you didn’t like ie. hurt your feewings.
      Step #3. Spread awareness via social media of said person who hurt your feewings in a vain attempt to hurt said person’s livelihood.
      Step #4. Fascism.

      4 easy steps to becoming a social justice warrior or a turtle rider. What’s the difference anymore.

      • King Lowlife
        March 21, 2016 at 2:29 pm

        I just feel like he should be better than this. And of course, this is the only place we can comment because if we used facebook we’d lose our jobs and have our families messaged.

    • Trey Parker
      March 21, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      Exactly. Bad taste, maybe, but not what it’s being made out to be here. And these are the trolls who are going to make America great again. Oy.

    • Wabbitt
      March 21, 2016 at 9:44 pm

      Except that this was already circulating on Facebook without TB posting about it. Her publicly available information was already out there, because she doesn’t seem to understand how the internet works.

  • King lowlife
    March 21, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    And here we are. TB has become a bad guy. It’s natural to have mixed feelings about someone who was a dick to you dying. She expressed that it was a weird feeling for her and showed sympathy for him by saying “Poor guy.” She wasn’t dancing naked around the fire celebrating Clancy’s death. She said it’s a weird feeling and showed some sympathy.

    I’m breaking this comment into multiple comments because your website is eating my posts.

    • JayC
      March 21, 2016 at 4:25 pm

      If you are going to preach from your soap box you may wish to be accurate and at least get the name of the Trooper correct. Sadly, it was Trooper Clardy who was killed, not Clancy.

      • King Lowlife
        March 21, 2016 at 4:41 pm

        You’re right. Clearly a typo and an autocorrect has invalidated my entire argument. You’ve outsmarted me, you wily devil you.

  • King lowlife
    March 21, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Testing. My other comments won’t post.

  • Mister E
    March 21, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    Wow I can’t believe the coincidence here. My wife’s family has a farm in Brattleboro vt. Where cider house rules was filmed. There are many scenes shot directly on their property and the road In the movie is actually their road. It feels like your in a movie every time we drive there after seeing the movie time and time again.

    I actually think it’s a great movie. And pretty much a guarantee that the mrs turtleboy would like it as well. Kind of a chick flick.
    Let me know if you’re up for a bone ride to southern Vermont turtle!

  • Q-Ball
    March 21, 2016 at 1:11 pm

    ^^^Oh, lookie!^^^ First two comments are from a dried up woman who smokes weed through her snatch and mumbles nonsense about Asian women in her basement, and a murdering psychopath who shacks up in his mom’s basement (aka “Masturbatorium”). Yikes…

    • Trump's boy penis
      March 21, 2016 at 2:01 pm

      LOL^^^, I’m not even sure who you are alleging me to be.

      • Wabbitt
        March 21, 2016 at 9:42 pm

        This can’t be WANDA. It’s not in all caps.

        Definitely some dried up count, though.

  • Kevin Lynch
    March 21, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    Turtleturd, your double talking has become routine. It has gotten so bad that you actually let it clearly show in your writing.

    You are being a politician.

  • Trump's boy penis
    March 21, 2016 at 12:25 pm


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