Turtleboy App Is Coming, And Here’s Why Your Suggestions Will Or Will Not Work

Turtleboy App Is Coming, And Here’s Why Your Suggestions Will Or Will Not Work

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The Turtleboy Sports Facebook page AND the Lost Boys of Turtle have been unpublished. While we fight to get them back please make sure to like and follow the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter Freedom Page page by clicking on the image above, as well as our other backup pages the Turtleboy Refugees, Turtleboy Sports Safe Space and Turtleboy Smiles And Sunshine.







Here’s some ideas people have thrown out there in order to help us out with our Facebook problem and why they will or will not work:

Private page. There is no point for a private page. We use Facebook to disseminate our content to as large an audience as possible. A private page requires us to manually approve all members. How would we know if the people gaining access are friend or foe? We couldn’t. We’d spend all this time vetting people, it would be incredibly small and time consuming, and it could still easily fall apart if the wrong person got in.

Create an email subscriber list so that I get an email every time you publish a blog. This already exists:

It’s right on our page. We have 1,200 people currently signed up.

You should create your own website. This one boggles my mind. Newsflash – we have our own website. You’re on it right now. It’s called Turtleboysports.com. We just use Facebook to share our content because everyone’s on Facebook. It’s insane and kind of scary that people have become so brainwashed and reliant on Facebook that they believe that if it’s not on Facebook it does not exist.

Use Instagram and Twitter. Our Twitter account with 15,000 followers was recently taken down too. Our new one has a couple thousand followers. We have an IG but never use it. Regardless, these are not ideal sites for sharing content because of the way they’re set up. With Facebook the most commented, liked, and shared pages your friends comment on show up on your newsfeed. People find Turtleboy this way and like and follow our pages. But that doesn’t happen with Twitter and IG. Additionally Twitter and IG have a fraction of the users that Facebook as, because Facebook is a monopoly. They have no real competitor. Thus we could never build a sizable following using those platforms that’s worth investing our time in.

Use Youtube to broadcast the Turtleboy Live show. Once again, we have grown our audience on Facebook because random people browsing their feed come across our page when people like, comment, or share our content. During the TB Live show if you comment or like it, everyone in your friends list sees it. Then they start watching and the audience grows exponentially. It’s why we have 20,000 listeners every show. However, people do not go on Youtube and randomly have our show pop up. They have to make a concerted effort to go to it, which means our audience will be much smaller and cannot grow that way.

Make an app. We are. We recently hired someone to build us an app which will be downloadable on mobile devices so you can go directly to our page without having to use an Internet browser or Facebook.

Stay tuned and thank you for supporting the Turtle.

18 Comment(s)
  • msheadkracker
    December 5, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    We need someone to create some app games, like pin the weave on Didi, throw food stamps at didi, narcan hero-this one you drive around the ghetto and save ratchets with the “disease” except you get more points if they die, shit like that, I have tons of ideas, we could base a game on the ratchet of week, like what I suggested about Didi, all kinds of mini games! This would be awesome to have, hours of entertainment at their expense, and we could even have a high points board where TBS picks top 3 and they get a prize, like hats and shirts. I’d love to help with ideas, my mind is filled with ghettotabulous little tid bits from the neighborhood I’m currently living in. Would anyone else love to see this come to life??

    • hi
      December 23, 2017 at 3:35 pm

      yes but that sounds like no small task, to say the least

  • Buffalo Bruisers
    December 5, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    Your app will fail like your blogs

  • SRR
    December 5, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    How about a New Facebook?
    Facebook replaced My space, so maybe time for Freedom Space? Or Turtle book?

  • Ghandi
    December 4, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    If it means paying even 9 Rupees for the Turtleboy app it won’t be worth it to me. This is Entertainment, not News, not Sports. Plenty of free entertainment available elsewhere.

    Facebook is for maggot filled brain dead cum suckers like Kevin Lynch, looks like he wins this round.

    Facebook is run by Progressives who suppress anything that isn’t in their Marxist Utopia viewpoint, that’s why intelligent people don’t have Facebooks accounts, only dumb people do. Your screenshots of accounts proves this.

    TBS hitched its wagon not to a thoroughbred horse but to a rabid raccoon and now you’re crying foul. Pathetic. “Sow thy seed in the land of darkness and reap the terrors there from!”

    Look in the dictionary: sympathy is somewhere between shit and syphilis.

  • December 4, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    You guys have come full circle. Seeing you guys cry out about the injustice of being bullied and begging for a handout is rich. Have you considered putting up a gofundme?

  • Phong
    December 4, 2017 at 10:41 am

    How about:

    Clean up your act. If you toned things down on facebook, there would be no validity to complaints.
    Yes facebook is evil, and they can do whatever they want, whenever they want. You have no rights there. NONE.
    When you harpoon a whale, if it starts fighting back, retreat back to the ship.
    You don’t have too be angels, but stop being assholes.
    Don’t post a picture of a photoshopped Turtleboy Trump nailing the statue of liberty and cry foul when it gets nuked.

    Maybe pull the stuff off the facebook pages to comply?
    How about being angels for a bit, if pages still get nuked, cry harassment and subpoena facebooks logs.

    Just a few thoughts.

    • TortugaNino
      December 4, 2017 at 11:16 am

      Try actually reading a blog for once moron! Literally everything you mentioned has been addressed in one way or another in the blogs, but since half you trolls skip right to the comments I will elaborate.
      1. turtle boy does have rights here as he as entered a legally binding contract with facebook he has yet to violate.
      2. smiles and sunshine blogs like “hug your friends” have also been removed, so so much for playing the angel game.
      3. “hate speech” and “bullying” are unquantifiable and subjective to each individual and therefore in reality it is impossible to avoid being labeled as such to some degree.
      4. This is AMERICA and we are supposed to have FREE SPEECH and FREE PRESS.
      5. You are an idiot.

      • Phong
        December 4, 2017 at 11:43 am

        Jeez. I hate to tell you, but free speech is only protected in a government situation. A private corporation can do whatever they want.
        That “contract” was violated the second the first “Fupasloth” was thrown. Read their terms.

        Why bother? This problem can be fixed, but hey, I’m just a retired Abuse admin.

        • mike
          December 5, 2017 at 1:22 pm

          phong- i agree, but i just want to point something out.
          did you notice how TortugaNino counldn’t just disagree with you, he had to call you names. You understand the type of people these are right?

          • Wahmbulance Driver
            December 5, 2017 at 5:20 pm

            Mike and Phong… here are some crayons and a Hello Kitty coloring book. There are helmets available for the extra special among you. Please go to your nearest safe space… we made cocoa and have extra blankets for the fort. The world is too scary for you delicate snowflakes.

          • Mr. Pot
            December 5, 2017 at 7:20 pm

            Hello Mr. Kettle! You’re black!

          • Phong
            December 6, 2017 at 12:45 am

            Yeah, I know. I wasn’t even saying to change this site or anything, just pointing out that if no one can have a just complaint on facebook then it would be harassment. I dealt with these complaints for years at Worldnet, and was just trying to point out easy solutions. Oh well, so be it.

          • Phong
            December 6, 2017 at 12:58 am

            You know, I need to get Cocoa. Thanks Wam. driver for reminding me. I love sitting in a rocker drinking Cocoa watching it snow. BTW, this site far from offends me. The suggestions were to stay below the radar. There’s a choice that has to be made soon anyway, either clean up a little and grow, or stagnate. Right now the future looks stagnant.

          • mike
            December 6, 2017 at 11:15 am

            LOL, again with the attacks. and all you do is repeat what you hear.
            Its sad really.
            Besides, it sounds like you the one that needs the safe space.

    • Suck It, Phong
      December 23, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      Instructions Follow:


  • itsjustme
    December 4, 2017 at 10:27 am

    I can’t believe people suggested your own website. If it matters I rarely read through fb and only go on it occasionally to read the comments, and to watch the show.

  • Jinxie
    December 4, 2017 at 10:15 am

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAS! A TBS app!? I will gladly pay for that shit!

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