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Turtleboy Is Unliked


Last night on Turtle Club we reviewed some of the fun messages I received from the MAGA Menopause Mafia. Click here to watch it, and click here to join Turtle Club. No, this is not a “pay wall” because the rest of the website is free. It’s something you can buy, like a t-shirt. It’s not a “pay wall” if I don’t give you a free t-shirt, dumbass. I will be live streaming every Wednesday night at 9 PM and doing content I won’t be reviewing on the blog itself. Last night we discussed the messages below from two women:

  1. Mary Rivard – the New Hampshire hair dresser who liked me at first until she found out that I wrote a blog defending her for getting ripped off by Bootleg Avenatti.
  2. Patty Femino – a woman who says that I am an “unliked” Trump hater for exposing a guy who’s getting rich by raising money for lockdown lawsuits that go nowhere.







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24 Comment(s)
  • Rian!
    June 3, 2021 at 5:46 pm

    Turd Boy throwing another fan 7nder the bus, and showing how ignorant he is! Love it!
    I surely hope the lady does not report him on all platforms for violating the standards, it would suck if Turd boy get for FB and Twiter jail time….

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    June 3, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    TurtleBro if you want some good paid content you can fuck my face on the live show and charge for that. I bet a lot of people here would pay to see you empty your balls down my throat.

  • ajfederer
    June 3, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    We have enough issues to deal with without causing more internal problems for ourselves. Perhaps she rubbed you the wrong way… MOVE ON.

  • Inflamed Anus
    June 3, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    I gonna be honest, I’m at work and reading TB when I could otherwise be working but……….I have no clue what the fuck is going on here. First we are supposed to pay to read a post, then there’s a follow up post to the post we have to pay to read that’s free, but it’s only screenshots of a conversation with some woman that was a supporter of TB, but now isn’t, and I’m guessing was, is, may be, I don’t know, of that clown that was raising money to retire and move to Florida, err uhh sue the State and the Governor. Huh ??

    • Sad reality
      June 3, 2021 at 7:49 pm

      I get you brother, I feel the same way.

      This is confusing and not as entertaining as classic TBS, not sure what happened to him, but ever since he started messing with the ex lady cop, he’s been degrading.

  • E Deplorable Unum
    June 3, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    Seriously, you expect people to pay for this girl on girl estrogen spritz? Whose the idiot…At least Mary pays for her own lawyer…

  • Nogs R gonna Nog
    June 3, 2021 at 2:25 pm

  • Sinbad the sailor
    June 3, 2021 at 1:12 pm

    And now we return you to your regular program, Margret Sanger and the removal of pavement apes from the gene pool and my mother the car!

  • Anonymous
    June 3, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    Having to pay before reading a story = paywall. Sorry, can’t spin your way out of this one.

  • Cat Fight
    June 3, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    I love watching two angry women have instant messenger fights. You should charge money for this shit!

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    June 3, 2021 at 11:48 am

    I am convinced you have no self awareness. Whenever you show a conversation you have with someone you look bad 70% of the time. Get it together, pillow fucker.

  • Not Paying For TB
    June 3, 2021 at 11:41 am

    I distinctly remember you saying one time that you would never be like “Huffstool” and make people pay for content.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      June 3, 2021 at 11:55 am

      Excuse me? You’re not willing to pay to read his shitty DM arguments?

  • randiguy2006
    June 3, 2021 at 11:17 am

    Typical Trump voter.

    Dumb as a box of rocks.

  • Orion
    June 3, 2021 at 11:15 am

    Haha, I love the indignant “Who’s side are you on?” outburst.

  • randiguy2006
    June 3, 2021 at 11:08 am

    Is this is the kind of riveting content that you want people to PAY for?

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      June 3, 2021 at 11:53 am

      I come for the comments section, that’s worth paying for.

  • randiguy2006
    June 3, 2021 at 11:06 am

    Are you ever embarrassed that this is how you spend your time?

  • Judge Dread
    June 3, 2021 at 10:27 am

    This blog has become a cesspool.
    turtletits is a cross dressing faggot

  • You're slipping TB
    June 3, 2021 at 10:16 am

    This is just pure High School B.S. drama.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    June 3, 2021 at 10:06 am

    Wow. This poor woman gives other dumb hairdressers a bad name. No one could possibly be this dumb….could they? It scares me that she voted for the same man I did. I feel that all those elites that call Trump voters stupid were pointing at HER!!

    • Joe Dirt
      June 3, 2021 at 11:00 am

      Don’t worry, Biden and democrat/communists have cornered the market on stupid voters.

    • Monsterrod von Hugenstein
      June 3, 2021 at 11:14 am

      She looks like she’s a giver in the sack. I’d drop a massive load on that kisser of hers.

    • randiguy2006
      June 3, 2021 at 11:22 am

      News Flash…we’re pointing at you too dummy.

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