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Today is the day America officially becomes a circus. Judge Kavanaugh and accuser #1 Christine Blasey-Ford will be testifying in front of 21 Senators on live TV starting at 10 PM. Only in America can the fate of the country revolve around the people running our country asking a federal judge about who he did or did not bang in high school. Everyone’s gonna be watching this, so we’re gonna be live blogging it. Keep refreshing this blog for live commentary. We only did this once before – election night – and it was a big hit. Here’s the link to that blog. We’ll also be live tweeting on @Nunchuck_Ninja (an account that miraculously has lasted two weeks now without being shut down) so follow us on Twitter here if you’re a tweeter.
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Never mind, there she is. Let’s get this party started.
Two minutes late. What are the odds she doesn’t show up?