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Turtleboy Live Is Postponed Until Tomorrow Because We Got Suspended 24 Hours For Mentioning David Hogg

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So we were gonna broadcast Turtleboy Live from our newest page, Turtleboy Sports Returns tonight, then this happened:

Yea, we got suspended for mentioning David Hogg again. That blog was pretty harmless too. It was basically pointing out how he was disregarding the wishes of Columbine High School’s principal to participate in a day of service, rather than another meaningless walkout. But evidently even mentioning an 18 year old public figure who has become the face of a political movement is not allowed on the world’s largest social media network.

Unfortunately that was Uncle Turtleboy’s only account that isn’t suspended by Facebook. His IP address is traced by FB bots so any new account he creates would be shut down during the show. So basically it’s impossible to broadcast a Live episode tonight and we’re moving it till tomorrow with guests to be announced.

That gives you more time to make sure you are liking and following the Turtleboy Sports Returns Facebook page by clicking here. See ya tomorrow bitches!

18 Comment(s)
  • Randy
    April 23, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    People really think TB can figure out how to set up a VPN? LOLz.

    It would take him waaaaaaay longer than the 24 hour ban.

  • Brian Allbitch
    April 22, 2018 at 9:28 am

    Can my turtledaddy spank me?
    I wanna get under that shell and eat me some turtlejuice!!!!

  • Fatty
    April 21, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    VPN???

    • Peter Thiel
      April 21, 2018 at 11:21 pm

      Just going to write that… use hma vpn, works great and easy to use

  • TURDCUTTER JONES
    April 21, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    Confucius say…man who cry while masturbate a real tear-jerker!

  • Dead Hogg
    April 21, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    So, when are folks going to start boycotting FB? It’s basically just a echo-chamber of brainless automatons that use it, never mind the bots that run it.
    All fb has done is dial in the algorithm to stupid and rake in cash advertising to mindless lemmings.
    Sorry Tb, fb is a piss-poor foundation for any business seeking a quality demographic

  • Dead Hogg
    April 21, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    So, when are folks going to start boycotting FB? It’s basically just a echo-chamber of brainless automatons that use it, never mind the bots that run it.
    All fb has done is dial in the algorithm to stupid and rake in cash advertising to mindless lemmings.
    Sorry Tb, fb is a piss-poor foundation for any business seeking quality a demographic

  • Spunky
    April 21, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    Hogwash, I say!!

  • NR
    April 21, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Well, at least the Bruins are playing!

  • McDougal
    April 21, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    For the ever loving fuck! Fuck David Hogg and his CNN pay check!’

  • Maggie the Cat
    April 21, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    Just call him “David Bacon” and see if that works. (Bacon comes from hogs.) If nothing else you’ll have the fools who keep blocking you running around trying to figure it out — they’re probably all vegans and have no idea what Bacon is!

  • El Guapo
    April 21, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    When I didnt think it was possible to want to pop Davy Needledick in the face any more than I already did…

  • michael
    April 21, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    you have run smack dab into the tolerant,loving Progressive Left-congrats! see you tomorrow,FYI i’m no one’s bitch

  • Darkzilla21
    April 21, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    Facebook is submissively showing the Chinese dictator they can censor and oppress opposition view points ..

  • GG
    April 21, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    WTF that sucks!  U guys should do a nightly podcast!! Or at least do them more often!  Also YouTube does a live they people can join in!  You should start a you tube channel and do your shows there permanently!  F**k Facebook!!

  • NR
    April 21, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    Ridiculous. Yep FB, perfectly ok for losers to post outrageous bs about murdered police Sgt Sean Gannon and do absolutely nothing about it, practically defending their right to do so, but suspend someone over pussy bitch Hogg. Ok.

    • I Wanna Be A Dentist
      April 21, 2018 at 5:13 pm

      Get it right Hogg is a cock sucking bitch. Infact just like his hero pooper cooper of cnn fame, hogg has never met a pussy that he liked. He is a cock sucking misfit from the island of misfit sodomites.

      • NR
        April 21, 2018 at 5:27 pm

        Being a pussy bitch doesn’t preclude him from being a cock sucking bitch and doesn’t imply he likes pussy or has ever met a pussy.

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