Remember the Burlington Mall Fupaslug? Well she has some competition in Wesetern Mass. Meet the Holyoke Honky Donkey.
He apparently is an able bodied male who doesn’t feel like working, so he works the exit at I-91 and probably rakes in a shit ton of cash that he doesn’t have to report on his taxes. Would be a real shame if we found out who this guy was.
Your kids can’t go to school, but they can be accosted by maskless panhandlers who have come in contact with everyone getting off the highway during rush hour. Science.
Anyway, if one of my turtle people can run license plate 942 WN1, I’d love to know more about the Holyoke Honky Donkey. Maybe even have him on the live show to talk about why he feels the need to pretend to be homeless and starving.
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