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Suns out, guns out. And that can only mean one thing…..
The Burlington Mall Fupaslug has come out of hibernation!!
She didn’t see her shadow in February, even though many mistook it for a solar eclipse.
According to her latest sign she is on the verge of dying. She struggles, and works, but it’s not enough. Even though she hasn’t had a job…..ever. And her and her boyfriend drive to their panhandling gold mine destination every day.
Obviously she needs your donations to “live” because as you can see, she hasn’t had a meal in weeks.
I guess she gave up on this lie:
After we exposed her for not having any children. She’s easily the most famous panhandler in Massachusetts due to her Turtleboy fame, so she can’t afford to lie about imaginary children anymore. Better just stick to the “I’m dying, but I swear I work all day” lie instead.