Turtleboy Sports App? Help Us Defeat Facebook Trolls And Keep The Hot Takes Coming

Like The Turtleboy Smiles And Sunshine Page To Follow Our Most Recent Facebook Posts!!

Like The Turtleboy Smiles And Sunshine Page To Follow Our Most Recent Facebook Posts!!

Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter.

Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.






We need to create a Turtleboy app for mobile devices. We just have no idea how to do that or who to call. We figured we’d throw this out there and see if anyone was interested in helping us out. Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com if you’d be interested in doing business with us.

Quick update on the Facebook situation. We created a page called Turtleboy Safe Space. It was taken down after a few days. No explanation was given.

So the next day we created Turtleboy Refugees. That got up to a few hundred followers and was taken down within hours because a man who shall not be named is mass reporting it in his mother’s basement.


After that we created the Lost Boys of Turtle.

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This was taken down for “spam” shortly afterwards. Because apparently mass reporting a page for spam is also an effective way to get a page taken down.

After that happened our friend Clarence Emerson started a group page called Turtleboy Sports. That didn’t go very well because it got invaded by people posting memes about Hillary Clinton and guns, which defeated the purpose of the page – to give people a place to comment on our blogs. Then Clarence Emerson got his page deactivated and since he’s the only administrator, that page is done.

So we started the Turtleboy Smiles And Sunshine page

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This is still active and we will be posting all of our blogs on there as we wait out the remaining 18 days of the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page suspension.

Meanwhile we appealed the “spam” suspension from the Lost Boys Of Turtle Facebook page, and we actually got a response back from some guy at Facebook named “Dwight.” He said they reviewed the suspension and said it was a mistake and apologized:

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Is Dwight a real person? Who knows. But the mere fact that we got an email back from Facebook gives us hope that we’re finally getting their attention.

Anyway, while we continue to fight this ongoing battle you can follow our stuff on the two active pages – Lost Boys of Turtle, and Turtleboy Smiles and Sunshine. In the meantime we are using this time to figure out a way to become less dependent on Facebook. Here are some thing you can do:

  • Make Turtleboy Sports your homepage
  • Create an icon on your phone for Turtleboy Sports
  • Sign up to get an email every time we publish a new blog. On mobile devices this easy prompt is at the bottom of every page:


  • On desktops it’s at the top right of every page:

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  • We promise you will ONLY receive emails when we publish blogs.
  • Sign up for Twitter and follow us. We have had zero problem with Twitter censorship and trolls. They seem to only suspend accounts for ideological reasons, whereas Facebook suspends accounts because trolls have manipulated and exploited a major weakness in their business model.
  • Help us create a Turtleboy Sports app for mobile devices. We have no idea how to do this nor do we know how much it costs. If you know how to do this, or you know someone who does, please email us at turtleboysports@gmail.com so we can discuss.

Our goal is to create a website that encourages reader interaction. That’s why Facebook was so important for us. The amount of engagement we get for a page our size (36,500) is incomparable to any page. Find any other Facebook page with similar following and you will see that they don’t get close to the amount of likes or comments we do on each blog. That’s why we’re fighting this battle. But we don’t wanna lose you in the meantime so spread the word about how to ride the turtle while we ride out this unjust suspension.


We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.


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14 Comment(s)
  • Pissed
    August 21, 2016 at 11:48 am

    You have way to many ads and pop ups. I used to check tbs everyday. I’m just sick of the 3 pop ups and then 3 feet of ads on your site just to get to the article

  • Margaret Melican
    August 20, 2016 at 8:27 am

    There once was a need for an app.
    To avoid a Face Book trap.
    Sidestep those trolls.
    Those miserable souls.
    Especially the Fitchburg tooth gap!

  • whatevuh
    August 20, 2016 at 6:17 am

    Kevin, would you like some cookies and milk maybe it will make you feel better HAHAHAHAHA Sucks to be you, it really does

  • Calculator
    August 19, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    Sue. Facebook. Chapter 93 A.

    Or, don’t get what you want. Your choice.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 19, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    You overstepped. You allowed Brett to threaten to brutally rape my 15 yr old niece. You lost all credibility when you had Brett represent you at the awards.

    You directed people to do exactly what you are bitching about. You entertained racist. Then you wrote racist terms within your stories. You used the label “wigger” which is a very common racist label used by racist.

    You stalked people, you instructed people to approach the targets of your stories. You told them to contact their work and social spaces. This is not only illegal but it is exactly what criminal stalking is all about.

    You had Brett stalking people and I caught him as the Moron posted a picture with the tabs showing. He was stalking my nephew and had friends of my nephew in the other tabs.

    Brett and Matty Mo threatened to physically attack me. You wrote unjust harrassment stories on me. You mocked me at the wpd station and Brett stated that the officers obstructed justice for him.

    Gaffney and Hefnir both have used their poisonous influence in city hall.

    Fuck you all.

    • PG
      August 19, 2016 at 10:37 pm

      Tell us how you really feel

    • Daves a sex offender
      August 20, 2016 at 10:44 am

      Screw you Kevin.46 and reporting facebook you’re the true meaning of a waste of sperm. Andrew and the rest us would be better off if your dad used a condom.

    • Cis white male
      August 20, 2016 at 2:03 pm

      Lol having a tab open of someone’s Facebook page is stalking? I can’t tell if you’re more of a giant turd or a giant pussy. Definitely both, but which is more pronounced?

    • Wabbitt
      August 20, 2016 at 2:54 pm

      Your niece is 20, you fucking putz. Stop trying to be the victim here. You’re a murderer and a scumbag who has a conspiracy theory about everything. You’re literally Wwy without the antisemitism.

      • rat
        August 20, 2016 at 3:47 pm

        So it’s ok to rape a 20-year-old woman?

        • Wabbitt
          August 21, 2016 at 12:07 pm

          No, it isn’t. The point is that Captain Basement Dweller over there embellishes everything. He keeps saying Bret threatened to rape his niece, and Matty Mo threatened to kill him, and that Turtle riders are attacking his family. But he never had any proof to back any of it up. He spews nonsensical bullshit and stomps his feet like a petulant child whenever someone says anything that doesn’t fit into his narrow world view.

          He’s the king of “do as I say, not as I do.” He literally murdered someone; beat the guy to death with a golf club. But words on the internet hurt his feelings? Fuck you Kevin, you half a tard with a moustache out of a 1980s gay porn film.

  • GoneWest
    August 19, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    TB, you peaked about a year ago, just accept it. Happens to the best of us. Plenty of girls I knew in Worcester peaked in high school.

    • makefartsgreatagain
      August 19, 2016 at 9:38 pm

      FiestaLaywerLady can tell you all about it too I am sure…

  • Wwy
    August 19, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    Zuckerberg is a Zionist Jew and dictator of Facebook,just another form of Jewish owned American media. This is why no one recognizes the American flag only one star matters the HEXagon.lol.

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