Turtleboy Was A Junior Smokeshow Magnet At The St. Patrick’s Day Parade, Also Witnessed A Classic Worcester “Almost Fight”

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The St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Worcester wouldn’t be complete without a couple of hardos with too much pride getting into an “almost fight.” As in, two white guys were almost gonna fight but instead they started calling each other the n word and got held back by their friends, thus preserving their bad ass street cred on Park Avenue:

Classic.

This is just one of many thing witnessed by Turtleboy as we enjoyed the festivities. This woman right here might be my favorite person in the entire parade:

She’s like the Irish oompa-loompa.

And these guys pretty much wait the entire year for this day:

Oh yea, and this was classic Worcester right here. Just two parade goers aimlessly pushing around a shopping cart on one of the side streets near the parade.

Turtleboy was out in full force sampling all the debauchery at the bars. Needless to say, he was a big hit:

That’s some strong turtle love right there.

Turtleboy was also naughty, so he had to go to timeout and sit shotgun with the fuzz:

Oh yea, and junior smokeshows couldn’t get enough Turtleboy

St. Patrick’s Day Parade is easily the best day of the year because it’s the only time you can legally have a gigantic block part in the middle of a street:

Turtleboy even got to hang out with his boy Donnie Wahlberg:

Gotta love St. Patrick’s Day. It’s the only day of the year when you get publicly violate every law and no one seems to have a problem with it. God bless Worcester. God bless the Irish. God bless Turtleboy Nation.

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