Turtleboy Was A Junior Smokeshow Magnet At The St. Patrick’s Day Parade, Also Witnessed A Classic Worcester “Almost Fight”
Your attention please – the Turtleboy Sports backup page has also been suspended until March 16. Here is the backup to the back up page. The Turtleboy Safe Space. We will make a million pages of necessary. Like them all.
Turtleboy Sports Facebook page has been suspended until Tuesday, March 22. In order to follow the blogs you MUST like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page, which we use to post blogs whenever the Turtleboy Sports Facebook account is arbitrarily suspended. If we ever get shut down for good, this will become the new Turtleboy Sports main Facebook page.
We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible: Liberty Tax Preparation, Greenwood Street, Massachusetts Tattoo Festival, Wormtown Brewery, Union Tavern, Scavone Plumbing, Bennie’s Cafe, Craftech Restoration, JJM Insurance, Smokestack Urban Barbecue, Attorney Michael Erlich, Smitty’s Tavern, Julio’s Liquors, Solarreviews.net, The Gun Parlor Range, Attorney Anthony Salerno,
The St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Worcester wouldn’t be complete without a couple of hardos with too much pride getting into an “almost fight.” As in, two white guys were almost gonna fight but instead they started calling each other the n word and got held back by their friends, thus preserving their bad ass street cred on Park Avenue:
This is just one of many thing witnessed by Turtleboy as we enjoyed the festivities. This woman right here might be my favorite person in the entire parade:
She’s like the Irish oompa-loompa.
And these guys pretty much wait the entire year for this day:
Oh yea, and this was classic Worcester right here. Just two parade goers aimlessly pushing around a shopping cart on one of the side streets near the parade.
Turtleboy was out in full force sampling all the debauchery at the bars. Needless to say, he was a big hit:
That’s some strong turtle love right there.
Turtleboy was also naughty, so he had to go to timeout and sit shotgun with the fuzz:
Oh yea, and junior smokeshows couldn’t get enough Turtleboy
St. Patrick’s Day Parade is easily the best day of the year because it’s the only time you can legally have a gigantic block part in the middle of a street:
Turtleboy even got to hang out with his boy Donnie Wahlberg:
Gotta love St. Patrick’s Day. It’s the only day of the year when you get publicly violate every law and no one seems to have a problem with it. God bless Worcester. God bless the Irish. God bless Turtleboy Nation.
We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.