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Two Sassy Black Women Called “Stump For Trump” Say That Google Told Them Marco Rubio Is Gay During CNN Interview Because The Media Is A Joke

Two Sassy Black Women Called “Stump For Trump” Say That Google Told Them Marco Rubio Is Gay During CNN Interview Because The Media Is A Joke

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I don’t know how I haven’t heard of the “Stump for Trump” girls before now, but they are the greatest people these eyes have ever seen. They consist of two sassy, African-American women named Diamond and Silk, and they vlog, blog, and flog anyone who talks shit about Donald Trump. They are in a word, amazing. During Thursday night’s debate Marco Rubio told Republicans to Google Donald Trump which would then reveal his alleged weak record on conservative issues. Well, the Stump for Trump girls decided to do one better and Google Marco Rubio instead. They didn’t like what they found out because the Google machine told them that Marco Rubio is in fact a gay man, which apparently upsets them not because he is gay, but because he is insulting the gay community. Whatever that means. Here is their interview on CNN:

First things first. As hilarious as these two women are, the mere fact that CNN is giving them air time to talk about this tells you everything you need to know about the state of the American media. I mean, the one on the right doesn’t even talk because the one on the left just yells the whole time. She’s literally there to just nod her head, and say “mmmmm-hmmmm” and “that’s right!”

And people wanna tell me Turtleboy isn’t news? Here we have the cable television alleged leader in news and politics, and who do they interview right after the debate? These two:

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As much as I love their sass game, neither of them has ever been elected to office, nor are have they ever been employed as political pundits. But yet here CNN is going to them for their hot election takes about Marco Rubio’s sexuality.

It’s kind of crazy when you think about it. Let’s be honest, the reason that Trump and Hillary are leading in the polls is largely due to the influence of the media. How much camera time has CNN given John Kasich or even Bernie Sanders? Nothing. Because those guys are boring. You can’t find two women like that who will make vlogs about John Kasich. You can’t get people that fired up John Kasich.

But the media CAN get people fired up about Trump. And ultimately, that’s all they care about. The media exists to get you fired up about something. They have zero integrity. They want to find the most ridiculous people possible and make them out to be the official spokesperson of a specific candidate. They want you to click on their stories because they want their advertisers to get a good return on their investment. The rise of Donald Trump has nothing to do with the crazies taking over. It has everything to do with the fact that the media anointed Trump as the guy from day one.

Oh yea, and just for the record, Marco Rubio is basically the opposite of gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But his wife is a former Dolphins cheerleader and junior smokeshow city dodge:

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Anyway, I absolutely love Diamond and Silk. They have over 100,000 followers on Facebook right now and by the looks of their page, they are selling a buttload of stuff. Notice the “shop now” feature on their page:

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It brings you to their store, where you can buy tons of overpriced crap:

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Twenty years from now you’ll look back at at your “We be your sisters” mug and say, “Oh yea, I remember those two chicks. I wonder whatever happened to them?” It’ll go nicely with your “Kuck Ferry” shirt that you bought outside of Fenway back in ought four.

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All I gotta say is, more power to these two fine, ingenious entrepreneurs. Just proves that if you can’t find a way to make money in America, then you’re a moron. Who knows if they actually believe any of this shit. Honestly, I hope they don’t and this is all some marketing scheme to make bank. Think about it, Trump is always called a racist and a sexist right? You can find two white dudes who make pro-Trump vlogs, but no one’s gonna watch em. But if you have two black women from North Carolina supporting Trump, calling Marco Rubio gay, talking about deporting undocumented immigrants, snapping their fingers, drinking wine, and throwing it a lot “don’t get it twisted” and “mmm-hmmmmm”:

Then you’re gonna get a lot of clicks. Because that right there is intriguing. It did get them on CNN after all.

Look, this election is a zoo. It’s a circus. I love every second of it. This is we in the blogging industry need Trump to win the Republican nomination. Because we need nine more months of Diamond and Silk. Think of the vlogs these two will do about Hillary. Good God, I’m getting aroused just thinking about it.

Either way, for the rest of the election Turtleboy will only be getting his news from Diamond and/or Silk. Not sure which is which. Doesn’t matter. Just need them in my life for the rest of this election.

 

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8 Comment(s)
  • Tom
    April 11, 2020 at 9:15 am

    Couple of she-boons. Dindu ape nig nog PORCH MONKEYS!!!!!

  • BlackandWhite
    February 27, 2016 at 1:39 pm

    I just watched some Diamond and Silk videos on YouTube.
    Awesome entertainment!

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    February 27, 2016 at 10:49 am

    The only reason CNN brought these sassy ladies out is because they come off as dopey. Making Trump supporters look bad is the only angle the media has, since everything else they do to discredit him backfires right in their faces. Amusing to say the least.

    Oh yeah, and Rubio’s wife. I’d hit that….

    • BobnMic
      February 28, 2016 at 1:13 am

      Yes DM she is all kinds of awesome.

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        February 28, 2016 at 7:58 am

        Right on BobnMic!

  • Jafreese
    February 27, 2016 at 6:59 am

    Was the interviewer chick wearing a beaglepuss?

  • BobnMic
    February 27, 2016 at 3:26 am

    These girls are awesome. I totally love them right on down to the side to side head shake. Priceless. “mmm-hmmmmm.”

    • BobnMic
      February 27, 2016 at 4:30 am

      Ok so I tried the side to side head shake and I failed. I mean all I heard was bones crackling and then I lost blood in my face. So I moved my head around semi circles in a safe manner to get the skull back in order with all it entails. So now I’m back.

      Alright so I tried once again to hip this shit up and attempted the side to side head shake while emphasizing a point. Major fail. I was applying for a job so the next time I should consider fresh tactics.

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