It was hot as balls out the last couple days, so tensions were brewing on Meth Mile where two wildeyeast Infections were caught on camera engaging in junkie combat over who deserved the bigger half of the crack rock for licking Diego the heroin dealer’s balls.
It starts off with Zanny Bar Zelda giving Mushroom Tip Mandy a right hook to the grill.
Solid contact, but this wasn’t Mushroom Tip Mandy’s first crack fight on meth mile, and she bounced back with the ceremonial hair pull.
This of course led to the annual mating ritual to see who would have first rights to contract Hep-C from Jimmy Junkbox, who of course stood by and did nothing to stop them.
Seeing as this was meth mile, no one seemed to think this was out of the ordinary, especially Jimmy Junkbox, and traffic continued to go around them as this is likely an hourly occurrence at the intersection of Southampton St and Mass Ave.
I wanna start my own urban safari business and just drive people through meth mile during daylight hours so my customers can enjoy watching these wildeyeast infections in their natural environment.
If the city is gonna encourage this by handing out needles and hosting supervised injection sites, they might as well capitalize on it for the tourist industry.
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