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I remember when Water Street was a place in Worcester that was an up-and-coming hot spot for young professionals looking to have a couple drinks with friends. Now it’s a staging ground for World Star Hip Hop tryout videos. Such was the case on Friday night when these two alley cats literally engaged in a cat fight in an alley to decide who was the Ratchet Queen of the Canal District on this particular weekend:
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Time for the play by play. First of all, you’re not allowed to have a ratchet chick fight on Water Street until someone yells “World Star.” Once the wigtacular guy with the UMass pom-pom hat and the hoodrat chain yelled these magical words, the donnybrook was officially set to commence.
Can’t say I’ve ever seen a hoodrat fight where the Dad and another gravy dumpster act as the promoters, negotiating the terms of the rowdydown:
While they were negotiating, the swine parade decided that the mediation was going nowhere and it was time to get this party started. The brunette struck first, scoring a solid uppercut to the blonde that knocked her head back into Harding Street.
However, the thing with chick fights is the better fighter hardly ever wins because of a factor that generally doesn’t affect dude fights – hair pulling. And the blonde, who realized she was losing, played the only card she could at that point, despite the best efforts of her coach to prevent her from doing so.
Once you’ve got another ratchet by the hair it’s basically game over. And this Crystal Palace alumni was not letting go as she used it to her advantage by dragging her opponent to the pavement.
Once she had achieved this end it was back to the pummeling.
Shortly afterwards the coaches on both sides called off the fight. After that it was time for the post-fight interview with the new (disputed) Canal District ratchet queen of the week champion. Although that mainly just involved her yelling racial slurs at the guy interviewing her with an iPhone, which of course he was holding sideways. Can’t say I’ve ever heard a Water Street World Star champion utter the words “I rocked your daughter’s shit. Gang shit my n word,” before, but I guess there’s a first time for everything.
Finally it was time for the ceremonial roar of the hoodrat.
Another successful weekend for some of Worcester’s finest!
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21 Comment(s)
That wigger boy is so trashy it’s unreal. I wonder if he’s literate.
And this is why Worcester can’t have nice things. Dumb hood rat tricks who are 11teen 12teen years old are nothing but trash. Worcester should go back to having clubs and bars 25+ like they did years ago. If it isn’t some bitch in her cheap Rainbow or Deb gear, it’s some trash bag shoehorning themselves into glittery spandex. If you can’t act like adults, stay home! Plus, to the asshat yelling “world star ” are you kidding me? This is why other countries hate us. Look like a bunch of ghetto trash. And, despite what you may think, that’s not cool.
The people in that town are a joke. They call that fighting I could hit those 3 girls with one hit down for the count and walk away with no marks on my body while the other low life’s in the group are in shock.
sad
Single worst filming job I’ve ever seen in my life. The story partially compensates for it, but why use a video so poorly executed you can’t even see 90% of the fight?
That’s Alexis Aslanian lol
That’s Alexis Aslanian lol
this is their life’s ambition, to be ghetto trash, what happens when you’re 40 yrs old? good luck with that ladies, keep fucking those man-boys and niggas, you’re on your way to a free ride on welfare, if not there already !
OMG, it looks like a circumcision device.
Strange part, the blond is attractive, she has good teeth, hair done right, makeup, etc. Her opponent is more like the stereotype. Water st. was the best going, when it still had the cobblestones. Of course the city new better and paved the street. Mistake number one.
Water Street 99% ghetto trash after 10 at night.
Lower your standards…. up the average
Would hit the smokeshow at 0:03 but the rest would not.
Not gonna lie…I’d hit the blonde protagonist
I like going hogging, and ratchet street fights get me almost as hot as a Tijuana donkey show.
Fap-fap-fap
Bring back the Jewish bakeries.
Widoff’s still has the best bread I have ever tasted…I am 47 years old, and lived in NYC for a bit…Philly too…best bread still procured on old school Water St.
Thanks, I’ll rub one out to that later.
Science doesn’t lie. Just running a few algorithms here…It is with high probability that this group had not just exited Mambo Drink…
Hit *PAUSE* at 00:03 of the first vid…..Smokeshow
I’m not that old, but I remember when Water Street was where I went for a tongue sandwich (not a gay slang term), a bowl of half-sours, and a knish….