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Two Years Ago Today Was The Most Insane Day In The History Of Turtleboy Sports

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Two years ago today was one of the most insane days in Turtleboy history. It was a very sad day as Auburn Police Officer Ron Tarentino, a father of three, was gunned down by career criminal Jorge Zambrano. I remember it well. It was a Sunday. We woke up to find out that just over the Worcester line this officer had been shot and did not survive. The killer was still on the loose and their name had not been announced by the media. Everyone in the area had to be on guard because a desperate man, willing to kill anyone to stay out of jail, could be in their neighborhood. No one knew his name, but they knew he was driving a white Infinity SUV with attached plate reg ‪#‎4PJX80‬.

Back then our following was smaller, and concentrated mostly in Central, MA. We had something like 25-30,000 Facebook followers, but they were a constant source of information, and they used us to broadcast messages the public should be aware of. We got a tip from a tow truck place in Worcester letting us know that just six days earlier the white infinity used in the murder was towed by the Massachusetts State Police for an unregistered and unlicensed driver. His name was Jorge Zambrano. It was picked up the next day on May 17 by his girlfriend Heather Phillip, a local trashbag who worked at the Riviera strip club:

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After posting the killer’s name I remember the longest and most exhilerating day in Turtleboy history. The entire Sunday our inbox was flooded with constant tips. People from Rochdale let us know that their neighborhood was flooded with state troopers and they were not allowed to leave their homes. Zambrano had holed up in a stash house and was refusing to come out.

We did our best to keep the public informed, and in doing so 5,000 new turtle riders joined the page to keep up with what was going on. People from that neighborhood were sending us video after video of the standoff. We elected not to share them during the standoff so as not to interfere with this dangerous situation.

A lot of the information that day was coming directly from cops on the ground. We were the first to report when Zambrano was finally killed, after sneaking through a tunnel from one half of the duplex to another. The mainstream media called us fake news because it had not been confirmed officially, but we know as a fact he was alive when he first came out of the house, but died a painful, miserable death that he deserved shortly thereafter.

This was a tragic day indeed. But ever since this incident police officers everywhere have felt comfortable sending us the REAL stories about their job, the ones the media wasn’t reporting. As a result of this State Troopers and other LEO’s have felt comfortable coming to us, and consequently we’ve encountered levels of corruption that would never have seen the light of day without their tips.

Here’s some of the insane footage neighbors sent us on this fateful day….

Here’s a video of the state police  telling them they’ll call him “Jor-hay” or “Jorge” or whatever he wants. He also makes reference to “another guy in the house” who heard him.

Then there’s this video where the negotiator tells him that they’re not there by accident and assures him that he will be treated OK if he surrenders. Notice the windows are all broken. Witnesses say that tear gas was shot inside the house and people suspect he could be in the basement.

Then there’s this video where the negotiator calls him “dude,” and mentions that Jorge has called his twin brother during this standoff on the phone. He urges Jorge to “think about him,” so he can tell his side of the story.

This one is pretty intense. The negotiator tells him to think about his daughter, mother, and brother, whom he names. He even mentions the brother Giancarlo trying to get to Leicester from 1,000 miles away.

Finally there was this video where the negotiator tells him that he “thinks you’re hidden really nice, but you’re not,” as police clearly are narrowing in on the basement. He makes repeated mention to the fact that the “dog’s in the house,” and that the “dog will find you.”

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RIP Ron Tarentino. I’m sorry you had to sacrifice your life to highlight everything that is wrong with our criminal justice system. I’m sorry nothing has changed since then, and that activist judges are still getting cops like Eugene Cole and Sean Gannon killed. I didn’t know you personally, but you seemed like a good guy, raising three great young men, and leaving behind a great wife. Your contributions will never be forgotten at Turtleboy.

15 Comment(s)
  • Deer Hunter
    May 22, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    Here’s a thought.

    If white people without criminal records just got fed up with the bullshit after urban vermin have been going out to the suburbs and burglarizing their houses or have been getting bussed to local schools and causing problems, and said white people finally said fuck it, loaded up and drove to the shitholes and actually did some of the shooting that’s done every night in every crime ridden place like Dorchester, East Boston, Roxbury, Lawrence…

    …the white people would totally get away with it. It would be blamed on other thugs of the same color.

    This would of course backfire if white people shot one of the probably 6 black people who live in Weston, but if white people drove out to where the gangs shoot each other and just shot a few of them, it would accelerate the process of their extermination, and no white person would ever get caught for it. An added benefit is that they’d be too busy taking out each other to go out to the suburbs and break into SUVs in the gym parking lots. Nobody would suspect white people.

    Fuck hunting deer. Shoot the animals that cause real problems.

    • Real_Finn
      May 22, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      I’m going to pretend I didn’t just read that you’re suggesting mass murder.

      Get Fucked,

      • Deer Hunter
        May 22, 2018 at 2:06 pm

        No, you smart assed little cunt. Pretend you know how to read before using your apparent “catch phrase” that you wouldn’t have the balls to say in person.

        I clearly said known gang members and dangerous felons should be shot. There are loads of the fucking assholes that are let go from the system, laugh about it, then go out and cause more mayhem. They’re on the news all the time. One was let out after continuous repeat offenses and he beat the shit out of a white guy and his girlfriend on North Beacon Street in Allston for no reason a few years ago, and I drove by right after it happened.

        Liberals do nothing about it, and their attitude in the matter is that that fuckheads will be fuckheads and we should suck their dicks. Fuck that. Scum like this only know fear and pain. A slap on the wrist doesn’t do shit, and it’s never done shit.

        Yeah, repeat dangerous felons should be killed. I advocate that.

        Get fucked yourself by several family members, you stinking whore,

        Deer Hunter.

        • Deer Hunter
          May 22, 2018 at 2:13 pm

          It’s also just a fucking thought. Nobody’s going to do that, but fuck if it wouldn’t solve problems if you fuck over the people who fuck over other people since nothing else on earth is going to work.

          Case in point: What if somebody had shot Zambrano before he killed the cop? Would the world lose anything?


          • Kanacke Hasser
            May 22, 2018 at 2:49 pm

            Although she doesn’t admit it outright, I believe Finn is a woman, and presuming you’re a guy, you shouldn’t speak to a lady like that.

            That aside, I can’t disagree that it would be poetic justice to see felons realize that they’re going to be confronted with firepower, and that may be the only sufficient deterrent. Criminals thrive on preying on law abiding society because they don’t anticipate the average citizen not complying with them and making it easy.

            But no, there shouldn’t be any “quests” to high crime neighborhoods to “hunt” after criminals. That would only exacerbate the situation because someone would see it.

            I am, however, an advocate of concealed carry. That’s a very sufficient deterrent, and it innately levels the playing field. If Granny were to simply pull out a revolver, she might get to keep her purse.

        • Real_Finn
          May 22, 2018 at 4:16 pm

          Deer Hunter,

          Need a tissue? Sounds like it’s shark week (that means you’re having your period – I didn’t think you were smart enough to pick up on it).

          Wanna go bra shopping? Then we can get pedis and manis after. You’ll feel worlds better after.

          You *really* are stupid.

          Get Fucked,

  • JaWannaPlay
    May 22, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Filthy Third World ANIMAL.
    Glad that POS is dead

    • Honkey Tonk
      May 22, 2018 at 1:46 pm

      Every time this comment is downvoted, I’m going to call and report a company that’s hiring illegal aliens.

  • Real_Finn
    May 22, 2018 at 11:52 am

    i’m so happy you ran this story again. 🙂

    I felt peace when Jorge was killed — I only wish Heather Phillip was with him.

    My heart aches for the Tarantino family and always will.

    • Rachet Merc
      May 22, 2018 at 1:52 pm

      You got downvoted. Somebody misses the fucking cop killing savage. Probably his family. They should fuck off unless they want some random motherfucker out there to give them a lot more to cry about.

      • Real_Finn
        May 22, 2018 at 5:17 pm


        Deer Hunter has his panties in a snit. He’s logging into all his devices to downvote me. lolz.

        Deer Hunter is mad because he wants to play cop (his idea of what cops should do – not what they actually do). Unfortunately, he doesn’t have the smarts, strength or fortitude to become one – so he’s a keyboard warrior (full of piss and vinegar – not much else).

        This article is about remembering Officer Tarentino and highlighting the efforts LE will through to bring fucktards like Jorge to justice when they kill a cop. As they did with like Sean Collier.


  • SMH
    May 22, 2018 at 10:56 am

    I believe his name is pronounced: Whore Hey!

  • bigdaddy
    Heather Phillip
    May 22, 2018 at 10:44 am

    I miss my baby daddy but I have found another worthless POS to screw

    • bigdaddy
      Ashley Losapio
      May 22, 2018 at 10:49 am

      I am still fucking his twin brother so if you want to polish how knob it might feel like old times

    • BreedLikeRabbits
      May 22, 2018 at 12:42 pm

      No worries evil tax paying productive white man will pay the bills. Keep on spreading dat diseased va jay jay.

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